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26 she/her (newly minted 🏳️‍⚧️girl) furry switch/sub/sadist MINORS DNI DMs open-ish (ΘΔ) please note that this blog is a tool to curate and produce furry/nsfw content. if you do not like this please unfollow, no hard feelings.

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easily gored princess @draculaflowniece.bsky.social · 2h
id die for you. [realises that doesnt mean anything] id kill for you. [realises that's just poser talk] id cook you little meals.
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 1h
tryna get a printjob from a printergirl and im gonna be honest gang it is straight up not going well
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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 07/10/2026
Me when she's at Dim Sum: Send chicken feet pics.
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Tansy 🔞 🔜 Furpocalypse AA! @tansy.bsky.social · 17h
Feeling sad and hopeless, drew wolves with pumpkins to help fix me for a little. chat is this anything
Cartoons of wolves eating pumpkins on an orange background.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 2h
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 8h
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Joan? @chimeracauldron.bsky.social · 4h
Seaside Painted commission for AngieRox
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 8h
Actors may not want to weigh in on politics but I assure you politics will be weighing in on the entertainment industry
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Betty Bullshark @seasickseasick.bsky.social · 4h
7th grade lion mindset #2
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 5h
happy international lesbian day. thinking about two of the greats
discord screenshot

person 1: i need a girl to kiss
person 2: do you think that just because you're lesbian it makes that sentence any less pathetictumblr posts:
person 1: can you trigger tag 'lesbians' please 
person 2: no but i can hit you with my car
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Ain ☀️ @ainsky.bsky.social · 6h
They Don't care they just want slop lmao
Reddit post by a user in r/decomps that reads: "Batman: Arkham Asylum (Xbox 360) now runs natively on windows, no emulator: static recompilation + a Vulkan renderer. Android is next"

Attached is a picture of the game supposedly running "natively"Comments from the same reddit post;
User 1: There's literally already a PC port of this game.

User 2: And, unlike most ports from those days, it has zero compromises, it is superior to the consoles version in every way possible.

User 3: And it's always like 5 dollars
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Jintally!! 💜 @jintally.bsky.social · 4h
Sometimes the Witch wanders her own labyrinth, looking for adventurers to test her spells on…
Kitt: he/she/they
June: she/her

A purple dragon-dog rogue opens a chest in the labyrinth to find… piles of gold inside!
“Alright, let’s count this loot—?!”
Suddenly, enchanted strings shoot forth from above, ensnaring the rogue’s wrists and pulling them back from the chest. From the darkness emerges a purple sheep, wearing a crimson dress and carrying… two puppet-string braces?

“Hello, thief~ You’ve got great timing! I really wanted to test my new toys on a new toy~”

Using her newfound control over the intruder, the witch makes the rogue play with his chest for her amusement.
“Hehe, nice tits, doll! Squeeze, squeeze…”
“H-hey!! Knock it off! All I have to do is cut these strings, and then you’ll be—…”

A string connects with Kitt’s head, and her thoughts are suddenly cut short. The witch laughs, summoning a pair of spectral scissors…
“Oh, silly thief… if your strings were cut, I’d just have to get them restrung! And before that, well… wanna see what happens~? Here…”

With a decisive snip, the rogue’s head lolls forward, mindless and obedient. Stripped of their clothes, their new mistress gives them a wooden blade in mockery of their previous adventuring role. 
“Hehehe! How fun!! Now I can play “thief” too! En guarde!”
June uses the braces to control Kitt’s movement, and his body responds limply, landing in the desired pose like a simple puppet on strings.
“…”
“Let’s play adventurer, dolly! We’ll just need to find someone to play with…”
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pushfreight/tyeagg @pushfreight.bsky.social · 3h
robot that pushes the freight, she can take heavy loads also we need to bring back soviet teal it's so cool and functional yet we are stuck with grey and orange for industrial type colors for some reason
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Gus @alkal.bsky.social · 3h
I used to think it's bizarre that all our greatest artists these days are high-concept goofballs who are also capable of deeply profound poetry, but I guess that's the way it's always been
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Fabricatedcat ❤️‍🔥🔞 @plushophilia.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
picture that lives rent free in my mind
picture of delicious food overlayed with the text "this and a therian freak groping my tits"
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DayynielDoodle 🐕💫 @dogsquirt.ing · 4h
You wouldnt download a dog mom would you
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The Onion @theonion.com · 7h
You Can Just Push Shit In Back Seat Out Of Way
You Can Just Push Shit In Back Seat Out Of Way
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alyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 10h
reading the words “underground transgender” from a former prime minister and almost dropping my phone in my haste to call Aunt Bea
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Skye Centrella @skyeactual.bsky.social · 7h
... I didn't realize conex boxes came with multiple... cells. The british forcefem blacksite is in a university basement but the American blacksite can be mobile and far more economical in both setup and operation. Coming to an abandoned industrial site near you:
Shipping container with side doors.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 5h
Remember, embodying the spirit of straight animals is actually more gay.
A soft-focus image of a bunny with green text overlay. The text reads: "WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS. I AM A BUNNY. I can hop as high as a bunny and be as cute as a bunny, but that does NOT mean I am as GAY as a BUNNY."
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robdog 👾 @robdogdraws.bsky.social · 9h
What a freaking narcissist
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 9h
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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Pabuela 🎃 @pabuela.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🎃 'tis the season to be... what are we, actually?
A redheaded girl is sitting at a cafe table on a date with a pumpkin. She looks disappointed. The pumpkin says "I deeply value the time we spend together, I just don't think I'm ready for such a major commitment."

The woman is a slender gal with curly orange hair reaching her arms. She's wearing thick transparent-framed glasses, has freckles. She's wearing a simple choker, light orange bracelets, rings, a black armless frilled dress with a white belt. Her dress has a bright orange interior, framing her light orange leggings with pumpkins printed all over. She's wearing loose black boots. She's drinking a tequila sunrise.

The pumpkin is sat upon the table itself. He's drinking a moscow mule. He has a hole carved on his side, from which he is smoking a cigarette.

Signed Pab 2026. Any and all AI use is prohibited without my approval.
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 07/10/2026
more business owners need to be like this
Coldstuff Ice-cream • Follow

I swear to God. STOP YELLING AT MY FUCKING EMPLOYEES. They are children. This job, for most of them is their first. They are going to make mistakes. They aren't in charge of anything. This can all be fixed with a smile and a polite attitude. It's ice cream for crying out loud. Grow up and act your age.
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 22h
she never asked for this
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mimill💖🛸 @mimillmon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“this is my favoritest day ever!” 🎉💖
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Claudifops @charlatanmonarch.bsky.social · 23h
Screaming to the heavens because gosh I want this sticker
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dog-rat-thingy.bsky.social @dog-rat-thingy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@catera.bsky.social us :3
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🔞 feral housewife 🔞 @skippysbonezone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Boyfriend said he wants to get fatter and I'm like
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Kris 🐾💜✨ @krisispiss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I saw another funny tweet
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Sartha kayce @t4tcisphobe.hellstar.plus · 07/10/2026
in case you weren't aware im the funniest girl alive
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Lewdles! [Commissions Closed] @lewdles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
miley consents cw: bruises
an anthropomorphic deer named kello is pegging an anthro dog girl named miley. kello is dressed like a leather daddy from a tom of finland illustration. miley is tied up and covered in bruises

miley says “i-i know it looks bad sometimes, but i swear to god im having the time of my life”

kello says “ya heard the lady, she consents, now beat it”
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One Dragon Perfect Killer? @wyrmfemme.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Really really really good show, Iris has fantastic taste Good mix of comedy, drama, and mystery. Cast is great, the scenery is absolutely beautiful. Last two episodes have a moment that re-contextualize something throughout the show and it hits really close to home, Noa Izumi you are oomf......
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𝖂𝖔𝖑𝖋 ☉∇🐺🌙 @karnste.in · 07/10/2026
her: what's your fucking problem my problem:
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skelly 🔞 (geckit) @skellybeanz.art · 07/10/2026
first date with Siamommy (I named her Syrah 🍷)
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Mei @meicheesecake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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apfelhund @apfelhund.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Thumbnail sketch of Sherry examining the viewer
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apfelhund @apfelhund.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
lace
Rough sketch of Sherry posing in some lacy lingerie
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dog-rat-thingy.bsky.social @dog-rat-thingy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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tiny yucky dog🔞 @puppyposts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
sometimes my fear makes me think i’m a bad girl that is hard to deal with but ur all so sweet in reassuring me than u WANT to interact with me
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 06/10/2026
the political nature of drug scheduling is deeply frustrating. i've been thinking about seeking adhd medication again but the last thing i want to do is jump through fifty hoops just to figure out what works for me. i'm an adult woman. let me regulate my own dopamine receptors if i damn well please!
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Herny @herny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gurl actually got a leash
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 07/10/2026
sometimes i feel like people understand that the war on drugs is a failure across every front (# of drugs in country, # of drug users, utility of spending, millions dead, millions incarcerated, etc), but don't internalize that it necessitates entirely rethinking societal relationship to substances.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now That's What I Call Cops Vol. XVII
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Clever Mia @readvesna.com · 07/10/2026
for @cornfrosty.bsky.social
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M.J. Bauer @fromthedarkforest.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Truly my favorite @beetlemoses.bsky.social comic. The one that got me hooked. So glad it's in here 💖
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slug hours @realslughours.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I would trade the world to look just like this
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Julian @minikinetic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Life in the forest.
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