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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You're the hiring manager and this specimen is before you, how do you handle the interview?

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’ve got to be honest, I’m hoping tonight’s Grand Designs ends is nervous breakdown, hysterical screaming and financial ruin. *puts kettle on

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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

grand designs is mental again. if you want to see what Christopher Higgins would build, tune in

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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Tracey Ullman on Ted Lasso. No.

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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Something something David Walliams

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Eddie Burfi @eddieburfi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Just look at the glee on Nigel Farage’s face as he watches a Piddington resident cry about the overt racism she, her Caribbean heritage husband, and their two children have felt in the village during the referendum. Time and again he’s showing us exactly who he is.

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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

In the movie version of this, after Piddington runs out of food water and money as a result of leaving the UK, the residents apply for asylum and end up housed in a military base, with HILARIOUS consequences. www.bbc.com/news/article...

bbc.com

Piddington in Oxfordshire votes to leave UK over asylum plans

Piddington residents voted over proposals to house up to 1,256 male asylum seekers nearby

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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Is someone going to tell them? They're sooo close to getting it. @edwardlamb.bsky.social @cargobikeben.bsky.social Nothing like a threat to house values to turn a Range Rover driver into an environmentalist 😜🤡

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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

When 'he' dies, which platform will you go to to celebrate? Reddit for me I think. Hopefully soon.

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Ian Fagan @iansf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

When your boy flys through the Mach Loop solo for this first time. That….

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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I just think that risking your life at a moment's notice to save people you've never met in exchange for no money is a better expression of patriotism than dressing up like a Poundshop paramilitary and intimidating families with kids trying to get onto a ferry.

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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Would you like to know more?

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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

ffs. All the jokes said "balloon release imminent". I laughed. Then the balloon release happened, as did flares (in a drought). Fuck these feral twats.

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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.

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The Ranty Highwayman @rantyhighwayman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Here's the setting on my phone. You can customise as you see fit, so don't blame me for you not taking an interest in how things work.

A screenshot of phone Emergency alert settings.

I've got extreme and severe alerts on, vibration on, alert reminder never, always alert at full volume off.

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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

JUST TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!

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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

e-bike klaxxon www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... No, it's a fecking motorbike.

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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Clacton by-election better be more entertaining than that 'eclipse'.

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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Thinking of having a clacton by election party at home, what would the appropriate nibbles and drinks be? Yes I know Mirage will likely win, but we can dream. #countbinface

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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Hahahaha. Farage now whining that he was badly advised by his overpaid team into calling his stupid by-election. Confirming then that he’s incapable of working it out for himself. Too busy counting his money. Honest to god, Clacton. Don’t be the constituency dunces he needs you to be. (Times)

One senior source said they believed Farage had been poorly advised over calling the by-election in Clacton.
They said that "young advisers" around Farage had not checked whether the standards' commissioner's investigation would continue in the event of the by-election and they had incorrectly assumed it would not. They also criticised "massive salaries" paid to staff who they said were "letting Nigel down".

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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I sort of miss it, but not enough to wish I was there defcon.org/html/defcon-... #defcon

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton

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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Random observation; How come almost anytime I open my calendar, it’s the battle of the boyne either recently or soon?

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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

lol the noose is tightening on Reform UK. Police involved.

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Zack Whittaker @zackwhittaker.com · 24/07/2026

New, by me: The Justice Department is prosecuting an American for allegedly providing U.S. border agents with a "duress" passcode that wiped the contents of his phone when they entered it. We've confirmed the phone was running GrapheneOS. Bypass for ad-blockers: web.archive.org/web/20260724...

techcrunch.com

US accuses American of allegedly wiping his phone using a 'duress' password during border search | TechCrunch

A U.S. citizen has asked a court to throw out the government's claim that he gave over a passcode to border authorities that wiped his phone's data, opening up fresh questions about a person's constit...

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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Pogacar beats Pantani's 30 year old Alpe d'huez record. Shame so many of us find it difficult to celebrate, probably says more about Pantani than Pogacar, but who knows - and that's the problem.

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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

FFS WE DO NOT FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOUR 'CELEBRITIES'!

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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Come on snipers, where are you!

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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Listen to this bollocks on the tannoy.

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Fionna O’Leary @fascinatorfun.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Look at the list of 33 candidates that Farage is running against. It’s going to be an absolute circus, which is fitting for the poisonous clown. 3 from the Official Monster Raving Loony Party Nick The Incredible Flying Brick Howling Laud Hope Baron Von Thunderclap. Full consumes, I hope

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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

not to worry, there’s still the possibility of Farage being beaten by a bin. #engarg

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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

lol at the whimsical sun in Argentina's flag.

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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

if we can score more goals against Norway, I think we have this. #engnor

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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I dgaf which slabs are in the crowd. thanks for coming to my ted talk. #engnor

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