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Iain Patterson

@iainpatterson.bsky.social
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Manchester City. Food. Guitars. Photos. Cameras. Dreaming of Expensive Lenses. Teaching. Glory Hunting 1986-Present. “All the young blues, carry the news”

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Hmmm, nice laptop you’ve got there, it would be a shame if something were to happen to it…”
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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh here we go… everything’s going to be City’s fault isn’t it? “Inflation rises… chancellor cannot confirm nor deny the effect of Man City verdict” “House prices crash as Man City verdict hits” “The Dalai Lama has crisis of faith as Man City verdict has wide reaching consequences “
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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’ve got to be honest, I’m hoping tonight’s Grand Designs ends is nervous breakdown, hysterical screaming and financial ruin. *puts kettle on
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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Michael Brown on commentary tonight…”They’re being schooled by Brighton here” Bert responsibly, lads.
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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They’re starting realise Carrick is fucking clueless, aren’t they? Shit.
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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“But… Martinez is clearly impeded by Enzo diving for the header.”
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MrPaulRobinson @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"And move and fire! And move and fire!"
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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sadly. I can’t hog the credit for this
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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I can’t take my eyes of Sky tonight. True car crash telly, this.
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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Neville 3 years on trying to tell us the Fernandes goal in 2023 shouldn’t have stood. Not a view I recall you having then, Yonner.
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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sky’s Utd coverage: Utd win = talk about how amazing they were. Utd lose = talk about how terrible they were. Utd lose controversially = talk about how unlucky and how much they’ve been robbed. Utd Win controversially = talk about how amazing they were. The other team never comes into it
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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Love Carrick’s cryarsing… mate, we were down to 10 for 70 minutes of the game. Our keeper had to make 1 save and that was in injury time. Offside or no offside that’s on you, mate 🤣🤣
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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’ve been watching this shower of blue shite for FORTY years now… I’ve lost count how many times we’ve been shafted playing this lot. Countless. So Sky and Neville can fuck off. And Keane can fuck off too. Alan Wilkie is all I’ll say to his moaning
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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just gonna leave this here… Karma’s a bitch init you red twats
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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
WE’VE GOT 10 MEN, YOU STUPID RED FUCKERS!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I was unaware that a bear hug is now an acceptable form of penalty area defending
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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Don’t worry Coventry fans, you’ve still got the Falklands…
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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Right… that Porto lad was pretty sparko after Guehi’s forearm tried to smash him for 6. He gets up with a left eye that looks like Tyson Fury’s had some fun with him for 12 rounds. He’s then allowed back on the pitch. But football will tell you it’s looking after player safety with head injuries
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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Well, Prime Vision is a bit mental. One for the kids I think!! Anyway always nice to get rid of the commentators for a night 🤫
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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I remember the days when F1 was about 20-odd egotistical playboys driving around in very loud cars that wanted to kill then at every turn, the odd punch up and at the end of it all they would consume their own body weight in champagne afterwards. Now it’s this.
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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Brilliant… our board getting retribution for having to put up with Chelsea cry-arsing about Maresca and demanding £17m compensation??? “Right, drag this out and leave the bastards high and dry on deadline day!” Stellar work, lads. Stellar. Work.
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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This Fernandez transfer is really irking Sky Sport’s Kaveh Solhekol… he must have repeated the words “Real Madrid”, “Racist” and “Why Manchester?” 11 times an hour for the last 2. Wait until the 115 doesn’t fall how he’d like it 🤣🤣🤣
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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Anderson has run the game from the first minute. Top class.
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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
“The City fans might know much about him.” Alan Smith on Ryan McAidoo, ladies and gentlemen. Fuck. Me.
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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Breathe near Wharton… foul. Take a lump out of Anderson… play on. It’s open season again I see
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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Jay Inbetweeners
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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If Spurs fans are pissed off now, just wait until the end of September and they’ve watched Savinho cross the ball from behind the advertising boards for the 19th time in the season.
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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Can someone check in on that lad who needs a hair cut?
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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Max Rushden, Glendenning, Jonathan Wilson… think I’ll give the one a miss. Cheers all the same, lads 👍👍
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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Uwe Fuchs… there’s a flashback. I remember me and my mate pissing our sides as kids when he got sent off playing for Millwall and Ceefax led with the headline of the hour… “FUCHS OFF!” Genius.
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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
FUCK ME!! *fumbles for a defibrillator
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 14/08/2026
#Clacton
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Okay Clacton. Let’s go.
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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Managed to get out a pass out tonight whilst visiting the in-laws “darn sarf”and I’ve decide to brave The Odyssey. 9.25pm Kick Off, 3 hour film, popcorn, reclining seat… I’ll be asleep before 20 minutes in, won’t I?! 😴
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Goon Pod @goonpod.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
"Don't mention Restore! I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it!"
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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Just been onto the other place for a brief moment… and… WHAT IN THE LIFE OF BRIAN HAS HAPPENED TO JOHN CLEESE!?
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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It went well by all accounts…
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City Tactics @city-tactics.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Rodri becomes only the fourth player ever to win the World Cup, European Championships, European Cup and Ballon d’or. Rodri. Zinedine Zidane. Gerd Muller. Franz Beckenbauer.
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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
So… Messi’s entire game is made to play 25-30 yards from goal. He was barely doing this before England score. After the goal, everyone sits on the 18 yard line and play into his hands.
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Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Glorious
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Fucking hell. Rachel Reeves throwing proper shade.
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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Not sure it’s a thing, but… GENERATIONAL BY-ELECTION!!!!
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Bob Singleton 🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇺 @bobsingleton1959.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Nigel Farage... a cross between a poorly wiped arse and Jim Davidson's internet search history.
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I'm sorry I took all your Pingu DVDs to the charity shop.
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Anirban @bhalomanush.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
About Croatia last night
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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
OH, DAS MENSCHHEIT!!!
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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
OH, THE HUMANITY!
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bmcarthur17 @bmcarthur17.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
This Brit nails it. #Immigration
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 30/05/2026
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Clare @realclareb.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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Erling Haaland Football Action
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