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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️

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The Beautiful Midnight @beautifulmidnight.bsky.social · 8h
“Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.” - Frank Herbert, Dune
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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 12h
Frère Neil, Frère Neil, Dormez vous? Dormez vous? Sonnez la Manchester Sonnez la Manchester Stocky P Stocky P
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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 14h
Half a Neil Half a Neil Half a Neil onwards Into the valley of Stockport, rode the 600 Manchester to the left of them Manchester to the front of them Manchester to the right of them Volleyed and thundered All in the valley of Stockport
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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
11 o’clock at night, and you can see your ex-wife is apparently writing War and Peace to you on WhatsApp 😖.
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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
age yourself with a childhood crush
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Ingrid Bergman in Notorious
Alt: Ingrid Bergman in Notorious
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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No, *you've* just been muted on your online game's discord server for "toxicity". You were muted in Star Trek Fleet Command for 1 day. Reason: toxcicity without being contstructive The game is absolutely fucked and the business does not give a fuck. I just pointed this out a few times. Politely 😉
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Shazza B @shazzab.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Men, WTF is going on with so many of you? This violence and deadly hatred against women has to stop. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Worcestershire student admits murdering woman in 'Dexter' kill room
Forensics student Benjamin William Day, 20, lured Maria Saceanu to an Airbnb to murder her.
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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you know who these two are, you're older than time.
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Its Ok Mate - Neighbours Classic Moment
Alt: Its Ok Mate - Neighbours Classic Moment
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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Neil in Cheshire has me on mute so he won't see this, but can someone remind him to take the bins out tonight? Ta.
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Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"But this is not simply a story of struggle; it is also a story of joy, creativity, achievement and cultural transformation. “This generation helped change the face of Britain, and First Born Second is about ensuring those experiences are heard, understood and passed on."
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New film explores what it meant to grow up Black and British in the 70s and 80s
'First Born Second: Voices of the Children of the Windrush Era' brings seven personal stories to the big screen
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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What has it got in its pocketses?
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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lots of demos/riots in France today over the state of high school education. BBC article says 90% of unis are closed and the city where D19 is is mentioned. I ask if her uni is open. D: Évidement 😭 D: Toute la France est en feu sauf ma fac Obviously 😭! All of France is on fire except my uni.
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Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 05/10/2026
Standing up to the balaclava nonces. Inspiring.
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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's hard work being a delight the whole time, I can tell you.
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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
D19 is studying law at uni. She calls me because she wants my opinion on a hypothetical civil liability case. Under French law. Gentle reader, I can turn my mind to many things. But I have zero legal training and know next to nothing about French law. Why ask me? 😭
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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Green Darth Vader head as tow bar ball protector
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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think it's a second coffee day.
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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh, Neilo, You've put me on muteo I'm so saddo But Stocky P-o Is still in Manchester-o
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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not now, lab-escaped plague outbreak.
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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I read the news today, oh boy 10000 Julies in Bluesky, Manchester
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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fuck off, Julie.
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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Reply to this and tell me what *my* character flaws are. Note that being devilishly handsome and having a specialist interest in skiing goggles are not flaws 🙄.
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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am the god of upstream timeout, and I bring... #UpstreamTimeout
Upstream timeout
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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is Sting. You've seen it before, haven't you, Gollum? Release him, or I'll cut your throat.
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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've decided I need a pet whatever-it-is-the-Nazgul-fly-on. What do they eat?
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Flying Nazgul in Lord of the Rings
Alt: Flying Nazgul in Lord of the Rings
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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Reply to this and I will tell you what your character flaws are.
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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jesus, Frodo. Let Sam drown. He's bastard annoying.
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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I pass the test. I will diminish, and go into the west, and remain Galadriel.
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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass! The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass!
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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Let them come! There is still one dwarf in Moria who draws breath!
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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Frodo: What is the Elvish word for friend? Gandalf: mellon. Doors: *open* Why the fuck did Dwarvish gates have an Elvish password on them? And which fucking form of Elvish? There are at least two. These are great questions of our times.
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Gandalf: To jest bezużyteczne
Alt: Gates of Moria
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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@stopfordianneil.bsky.social making friends again? 😅
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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
De Havilland Vampire
Early British jet fighter
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
According to Suella Braverman not one of these ENGLAND players are English. FUCK HER 🖕🖕🏾🖕🏿🖕🏽🖕🏼
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Chy @chyhere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's not just Cornell.
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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Which knobber has just cooked a chilli con carne that tastes more of India than of Mexico? It's nice, but wasn't the goal 😅. 🌶️
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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh, Julie It isn't coolie You're such a foolie Following willy-noolie Far too unruly Oh, Julie
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AnEasierAffair @aneasieraffair.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Once more for those at the back and the hard of hearing…..
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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm going to create a ski goggles-themed alt, so I can concentrate on all the intellectual material here. What do you think?
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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Awesome song. But this version, live. Fuck me. open.spotify.com/track/588C84...
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Something Changed - Live
Pulp · Live! · Song · 2026
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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The ring was made in the fires of Mount Doom. Only there can it be unmade.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Carthage. Tunisia. Some years ago.
Statue bottom
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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If there is a bustle in your hedgerow Don't be alarmed now It's just a spring clean for the May Queen
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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This... is not good. www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
Swiss glaciers suffer 'disastrous' year of ice loss
Scientists say such rapid melting is no longer surprising given the pace of climate change.
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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All quiet on the Jazz cunt front? Has he most unfortunately died?
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NakedPastor @nakedpastor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know We Just Don't Care is an older one, but I share this once in a while to remind ourselves that even if men do believe women, that doesn't necessarily mean they're going to care. The problem isn't the report. The problem is the culture.
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Helen Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh @jetgirl2113.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The more I see about Cornell the more horrified but sadly not surprised I am. This is a huge example of why sexual assault and rape is so prevalent. The victim has faced harassment, trauma and was denied the opportunity to restart her education. She will be affected for the rest of her life.
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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
With alt text. I know someone who actually did this
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On my first big overseas client conference, I was at a dinner seated next to a drunk client who kept trying to fondle me under the table. I was young, distressed, and had no idea what to do. I moved my legs as far away from him as I could, moving into the space of the man next to me, who then started patting my legs! The Regional Manager was a French woman who caught my eye, gestured for me to go to the bathroom and when I came back had switched chairs with me. What happed next was epic. A few minutes after I sat back down, she raised her hand with his hand captured in hers and announced loudly "Does anyone know whose hand this is? I found it in my lap." There was dead silence at the table. She threw his hand back at him and said calmly "next time I pick it up with my fork." Then she started a new conversational thread and things moved on. After the meeting she found me, gave me a hug, and said seriously "Never be afraid to make some noise. It is their shame, not yours."
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Jon Owen @anotherjon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Paddling (canoeing) across Windermere today, into the teeth of a pretty stiff Force 3 wind - lumpy, and just this side of whitecaps - I came across a swimming squirrel, looking very stressed. Not a planned swim, I'm guessing. It was 300m to either shore, so I'm not sure s/he was going to be okay.
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