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Dave

@dodgyd.bsky.social
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Ex SIGINT bloke | recovering Red Teamer | ridiculist of conspiracytards | Inventor of unpossible words | Rides a bicycle | owns a stupid car | Bit of #hamr (G5VHF) | Geriatric gamer | LOL you said 'road tax' | Status: Fixing something in Home Assistant

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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 16h
'don't look up'
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
most beautiful place I’ve visited
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
even better
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
sure, it’s a largish town. no doubt you could find a close of raving reform voters, but the fact remains Heswall is Labour
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Claude is the best programming language.
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tell them but assume they already know. Hiring managers love people who don't give up. Best of luck.
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yup. It's still a hugely misunderstood area, you ask the average joe in a bar in Birkenhead what colour is Heswall and they will swear blind it's blue.
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Heswall hasn't had a Tory MP in 16 years.
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
/prays to the Apple TV gods.
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Surprised the travel company bloke agreed to be in the film.
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Was surprised Nims was so openly racist (white people) on camera given that being part of the British Army and then the SBS opened up so many opportunities for him. I guess it just runs deep for some.
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And that travel company sending those noobs up the mountain without tents!
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I used to do this stuff for a very very large bank. We had so much fun and made a difference.
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Watched this afternoon. I really liked Ali. What a waste.
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Quite a selfish pursuit.
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I do love a mountaineering fillum.
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Reminds me of "looks like a bombsytit" instead of "looks like a bomb's hit it". Adam and Joe, of course.
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Surely Bsides aren't still doing the booth babes thing? I haven't been to a sec conference in years.
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He passes the "would I have a pint with him" test, fwiw.
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Feels like we're heading back into Europe. 3 years? Who knows. But the culture wars will continue forever.
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Might have already happened.
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I never did even when I worked.
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
32amp running across the pavement, that's mental. Yes the cable is probably quite tough, but still.
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I can't find it to watch, wondering if the litigation meant it was withdrawn.
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
S3 E5 www.serializd.com/show/Grand-D...
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At least that would be a distracting talking point
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hopefully it's streamable somewhere! I'd watch it again.
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Think CH4 actually sued him.
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
'Cloud 8' every other answer is wrong. It's the one with the gull-wing roof, they went on a revisit and one of the CH4 researchers had a bad fall with a bad injury. He's a right character, it's a must watch.
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You're the hiring manager and this specimen is before you, how do you handle the interview?
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"are we the baddies.gif"
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's the worst thing ever. I know it's looming for us, George is 17 but in pretty good health.
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ahem; protect 'are' women, if you don't mind.
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
hehe. I remember being at my Auntie's in Betwys Coed (she owned a guest house) and they had just got a ceefax TV the same week we'd got a VCR. She was like "this is better than a video recorder isn't it?!" and I was like
static.klipy.com
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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’ve got to be honest, I’m hoping tonight’s Grand Designs ends is nervous breakdown, hysterical screaming and financial ruin. *puts kettle on
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Biggins obvs. perhaps a collab with Timmy Mallet
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
grand designs is mental again. if you want to see what Christopher Higgins would build, tune in
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mr Simpson, they've given you ; 'the key'.
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tracey Ullman on Ted Lasso. No.
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I had to join in, how tone deaf is this!?
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thank fuck you're thinking of the drivers, the poor drivers! Sod anyone else, good for you!
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Something something David Walliams
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Reminds me of the 'plasma TV regassing' bollocks from the early 2000s
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He can never be our PM.
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Eddie Burfi @eddieburfi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just look at the glee on Nigel Farage’s face as he watches a Piddington resident cry about the overt racism she, her Caribbean heritage husband, and their two children have felt in the village during the referendum. Time and again he’s showing us exactly who he is.
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I agree, it's easier said than done.
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My folding ebike is a Gocycle, so it's compliant, bet nobody on Merseytravel has seen one, though!
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just learned a new word! Undercroft! It's frustrating that everyone I know can spot an ebike from a speed pedelec from a converted ebay frankenbike from a surron, but the authorities can't (most of my friends are cyclists 😜😂).
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In the movie version of this, after Piddington runs out of food water and money as a result of leaving the UK, the residents apply for asylum and end up housed in a military base, with HILARIOUS consequences. www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
Piddington in Oxfordshire votes to leave UK over asylum plans
Piddington residents voted over proposals to house up to 1,256 male asylum seekers nearby
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Dave @dodgyd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Is someone going to tell them? They're sooo close to getting it. @edwardlamb.bsky.social @cargobikeben.bsky.social Nothing like a threat to house values to turn a Range Rover driver into an environmentalist 😜🤡
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