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DoctorTAS

@doctortas.bsky.social
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Trying to leave the world a little better than I found it. Fly Eagles Fly. Also, use Oxford commas and put two spaces after periods or you can meet me outside.

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Steve @stevetsra.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Go Birds @rotopat.bsky.social
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
One play in and I'm already exhausted
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
::whimpering quietly in the corner:: go birds 😭
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just saw this post and man, truer words were never spoken
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
JFC it's Four Seasons Total Landscaping all over again
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
go birds
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026
Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/
Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Running late. I just turned on the game and Jaxson Dart is in the tent AGAIN??? gonna start calling him Jaxson Cart
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Trivia: when asked to name all 7 dwarves, something like 70% of people will miss one. Overwhelmingly, that dwarf is Happy. Theory: Try the same thing with NFL teams. I'm betting people miss the Panthers and/or Titans. Fake teams, both of them
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Go Birds
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Me: what’s your favorite letter Fonzie: A Apiarist: B Sailor: C Nympho: D Dolphin: E Mean Teacher: F Gangsta: G Junkie: H Optometrist: I Silent Bob: J White Girl: K Legal Blonde: L 007: M Pessimist: N Understander: O Urologist: P Line Waiter: Q Pirate: R Snake: S Golfer: T No one: U
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Do you think if Trump was offered his own NFL franchise tomorrow, he'd step down? Is this a viable strategy? I say we sacrifice the Cowboys for the cause
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When someone posts that a pet has died, don't respond with "get another, you'll feel better." Don't be that person. Pets are loved and cherished family members. Let people grieve.
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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Vizzini: Wait Til I Get Going!
Alt: Vizzini: Wait Til I Get Going!
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Here's how I know I'm old: these days, my favorite part of a Friday night is when I go to bed and have to stop myself from saying "Alexa, don't set sn alarm for tomorrow morning."
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Taking a drink every time they say "situational football" and now I have cirrhosis of the liver after one half of this Ravens game
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Only 7 more to go! whereidlive.com/s/2yx28wzh
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United States: where I've been
Fill in your own version and see where the two of you disagree.
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Watching flag football championships and two things: 1. Housh Doucette is the TRUTH 2. Roger Goodell isn't always coherent, but he's rapidly approaching "Robert Kraft drunk uncle" levels of incomprehensible
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LifuX @lifux.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Nobody told the cat owls do that #Cats #Caturday #Owls #LifuX
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
[shipwreck diary] Day 437: still no sign of human contact. this is fucking awesome
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Sophie Molly @sophiemolly.co.uk · 12/08/2026
😻😻😻
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Watching Eagles training camp and just did a triple take. Is that...was that Andy Dalton??? How did I miss that?? #NFL #GoBirds
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Batman: I am the greatest detective in the world Batman: I wonder if the Riddler is actually this man named Riddle P. Questionworth
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
JFC why would I want hand soap that smells like food? Isn't that defeating the purpose??
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/08/2026
if there's a sunday chore you hate doing i encourage you to avoid it. yes you've painlessly knock it out every other week and yes it only actually ever takes 15 minutes, but what if this time it kills you? best to avoid it
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Had occasion to watch the video for "Stayin' Alive" and suddenly the falsetto makes sense. I have genuinely never seen jeans that tight before in my LIFE
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I've had weirder songs stuck in my head, for sure, but Rock Lobster? Really???
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
What's your sign?
Sign at the Carroll County Veterinary Clinic, Full Service Hospital, Lynn Wimmer D.V.M.

"Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough."
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Chloe Zhao's THE TIGER IS OUT, coming 2028
The Tiger
by Nael, age 6
From They're Singing a Song in Their Rocket

The tiger
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The tiger is out
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Been watching #FlagFootball this weekend and boy this is a lot of fun
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Happy Shut the Fuck Up Friday to all who celebrate
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I would like @ifbookspod.bsky.social to do an episode on "Hating Women" by Sean Hotchkiss just so we can hear @notalawyer.bsky.social have an aneurysm on air
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Found this old link and forgot how cool this was. Yes, a bit dated, and some of these guys are problematic. I'm choosing to focus on the cool. youtu.be/XGK84Poeynk
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Symphony of Science - 'We Are All Connected' (ft. Sagan, Feynman, deGrasse Tyson & Bill Nye)
YouTube video by melodysheep
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The list of commercials that make me lunge for the mute button gets longer every day
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Great. Now I'm gonna have nightmares
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Post a female character you love
Marsha Thomason as Diana Barrigan from "White Collar"
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
because of my last name i often get calls from scammers who ask "do you speak chinese" and i repeat "english only please" until they get angry. then they insult me in chinese and i say "thank you, have a nice day" in perfect chinese and get to hear 3-4 seconds of glorious yelling before i hang up
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Would like a podcast co-hosted by Ju-Ju Smith-Schuster and YaYa Diaby. First guest can be Ha-Ha Clinton-Dix
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I have no idea what the "it's the dog park" commercials have to do with insurance but I find them hilarious
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Check out this sword stuck in a stone!!
ⓘ Removed by Arthur
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The first rule of being a grownup is that you don't ask other people to fight your battles for you. If someone is mean to you, TELL THEM. Don't expect others to white knight for you, don't accept it and then complain to anyone who will listen EXCEPT the person who offended you.
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"Pirates are not a monolith" You gotta listen for the stuff @patrickclaybon.bsky.social slips in there when Rapaport and Garafolo are bickering 😁
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This is an amazing game and I am terrible at it. 🤣
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Tfw you've done 20 years of academic research on a topic, spoken at numerous conferences on your specialty, brought your ideas to meetings routinely...and someone on your leadership team sends you (and the CEO) an entry level podcast on the same topic, saying "I thought this was really insightful"
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Dorothy Zbornak's Blank Stare
Alt: Dorothy Zbornak's Blank Stare
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Adam Bonin @adambonin.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
"The Lees of Old Virginia," from the Broadway musical 1776, as performed by the MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC players.
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1776 - Lees of Old Virginia PMV - MLP FIM Trixie
YouTube video by LM1313
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 03/06/2026
HEY AUTHOR FRIENDS!!! Have you got a bunch of author copies sitting around? Would you like to get them OUT OF YOUR HOUSE? We are looking for authors with 5 - 10 copies of a book they'd like to sign and send to some lucky winner, and help raise money for voting rights!
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Every legal story now is either Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach or In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
LA voters: if you are dropping off your ballot today take it to a designated ballot box. Don’t drop in the mail. Your vote won’t be postmarked until tomorrow and won’t count, unless you walk it into a post office and ask a worker to stamp it today.
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Star Trek background : have you or someone you love been affected by mesothelioma
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