Reposted by DoctorTASMei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence. 50169125543
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Just saw this post and man, truer words were never spoken 000
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026JFC it's Four Seasons Total Landscaping all over again 000
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Running late. I just turned on the game and Jaxson Dart is in the tent AGAIN??? gonna start calling him Jaxson Cart 000
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Trivia: when asked to name all 7 dwarves, something like 70% of people will miss one. Overwhelmingly, that dwarf is Happy. Theory: Try the same thing with NFL teams. I'm betting people miss the Panthers and/or Titans. Fake teams, both of them 000
Reposted by DoctorTASFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Me: what’s your favorite letter Fonzie: A Apiarist: B Sailor: C Nympho: D Dolphin: E Mean Teacher: F Gangsta: G Junkie: H Optometrist: I Silent Bob: J White Girl: K Legal Blonde: L 007: M Pessimist: N Understander: O Urologist: P Line Waiter: Q Pirate: R Snake: S Golfer: T No one: U 212425
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Do you think if Trump was offered his own NFL franchise tomorrow, he'd step down? Is this a viable strategy? I say we sacrifice the Cowboys for the cause 120
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026When someone posts that a pet has died, don't respond with "get another, you'll feel better." Don't be that person. Pets are loved and cherished family members. Let people grieve. 020
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?static.klipy.comVizzini: Wait Til I Get Going!Alt: Vizzini: Wait Til I Get Going! 000
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Here's how I know I'm old: these days, my favorite part of a Friday night is when I go to bed and have to stop myself from saying "Alexa, don't set sn alarm for tomorrow morning." 000
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Taking a drink every time they say "situational football" and now I have cirrhosis of the liver after one half of this Ravens game 010
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Only 7 more to go! whereidlive.com/s/2yx28wzhwhereidlive.comUnited States: where I've beenFill in your own version and see where the two of you disagree. 000
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Watching flag football championships and two things: 1. Housh Doucette is the TRUTH 2. Roger Goodell isn't always coherent, but he's rapidly approaching "Robert Kraft drunk uncle" levels of incomprehensible 000
Reposted by DoctorTASLifuX @lifux.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Nobody told the cat owls do that #Cats #Caturday #Owls #LifuX 18979311240
Reposted by DoctorTASFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026[shipwreck diary] Day 437: still no sign of human contact. this is fucking awesome 019557
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Watching Eagles training camp and just did a triple take. Is that...was that Andy Dalton??? How did I miss that?? #NFL #GoBirds 000
Reposted by DoctorTASBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Batman: I am the greatest detective in the world Batman: I wonder if the Riddler is actually this man named Riddle P. Questionworth 2363640
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 04/08/2026JFC why would I want hand soap that smells like food? Isn't that defeating the purpose?? 100
Reposted by DoctorTASlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/08/2026if there's a sunday chore you hate doing i encourage you to avoid it. yes you've painlessly knock it out every other week and yes it only actually ever takes 15 minutes, but what if this time it kills you? best to avoid it 421773201
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Had occasion to watch the video for "Stayin' Alive" and suddenly the falsetto makes sense. I have genuinely never seen jeans that tight before in my LIFE 000
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I've had weirder songs stuck in my head, for sure, but Rock Lobster? Really??? 000
Reposted by DoctorTASChuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Chloe Zhao's THE TIGER IS OUT, coming 2028 211198214
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Been watching #FlagFootball this weekend and boy this is a lot of fun 000
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I would like @ifbookspod.bsky.social to do an episode on "Hating Women" by Sean Hotchkiss just so we can hear @notalawyer.bsky.social have an aneurysm on air 010
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Found this old link and forgot how cool this was. Yes, a bit dated, and some of these guys are problematic. I'm choosing to focus on the cool. youtu.be/XGK84Poeynkyoutu.beSymphony of Science - 'We Are All Connected' (ft. Sagan, Feynman, deGrasse Tyson & Bill Nye)YouTube video by melodysheep 010
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 16/07/2026The list of commercials that make me lunge for the mute button gets longer every day 011
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 10/07/2026The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Great. Now I'm gonna have nightmares 000
Reposted by DoctorTASleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 26/06/2026because of my last name i often get calls from scammers who ask "do you speak chinese" and i repeat "english only please" until they get angry. then they insult me in chinese and i say "thank you, have a nice day" in perfect chinese and get to hear 3-4 seconds of glorious yelling before i hang up 293002228
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Would like a podcast co-hosted by Ju-Ju Smith-Schuster and YaYa Diaby. First guest can be Ha-Ha Clinton-Dix 100
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I have no idea what the "it's the dog park" commercials have to do with insurance but I find them hilarious 100
Reposted by DoctorTASweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Check out this sword stuck in a stone!! 95149523698
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 18/06/2026The first rule of being a grownup is that you don't ask other people to fight your battles for you. If someone is mean to you, TELL THEM. Don't expect others to white knight for you, don't accept it and then complain to anyone who will listen EXCEPT the person who offended you. 100
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 18/06/2026"Pirates are not a monolith" You gotta listen for the stuff @patrickclaybon.bsky.social slips in there when Rapaport and Garafolo are bickering 😁 010
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Tfw you've done 20 years of academic research on a topic, spoken at numerous conferences on your specialty, brought your ideas to meetings routinely...and someone on your leadership team sends you (and the CEO) an entry level podcast on the same topic, saying "I thought this was really insightful"static.klipy.comDorothy Zbornak's Blank StareAlt: Dorothy Zbornak's Blank Stare 020
Reposted by DoctorTASAdam Bonin @adambonin.bsky.social · 07/06/2026"The Lees of Old Virginia," from the Broadway musical 1776, as performed by the MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC players.youtu.be1776 - Lees of Old Virginia PMV - MLP FIM TrixieYouTube video by LM1313 063
Reposted by DoctorTASGhostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 03/06/2026HEY AUTHOR FRIENDS!!! Have you got a bunch of author copies sitting around? Would you like to get them OUT OF YOUR HOUSE? We are looking for authors with 5 - 10 copies of a book they'd like to sign and send to some lucky winner, and help raise money for voting rights! 18171129
Reposted by DoctorTASKelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Every legal story now is either Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach or In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport 46112133353
Reposted by DoctorTASMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 02/06/2026LA voters: if you are dropping off your ballot today take it to a designated ballot box. Don’t drop in the mail. Your vote won’t be postmarked until tomorrow and won’t count, unless you walk it into a post office and ask a worker to stamp it today. 8701298