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DoctorTAS

@doctortas.bsky.social
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Trying to leave the world a little better than I found it. Fly Eagles Fly. Also, use Oxford commas and put two spaces after periods or you can meet me outside.

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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 24m
OMG our local Perkins used to have a chicken teriyaki bread bowl salad that was AMAZING. I still think about it wistfully
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Underrated post
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I Spit On Your Grave for tax purposes
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
oh no....FLIGHT RISK
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Last week was just Bizarro World THAT'S MY STORY AND I'M STICKING TO IT
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
That reference will never NOT be funny
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Posting early so other folks know who NOT to pick 🤣
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
SEA JAX CHI BAL IND NE NYG CAR PIT LAR KC BUF GB SF
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This just seems unnecessarily mean
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
19/20...guess I should start looking for a drifter to volunteer for offing
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Quite apart from all the (spot on) observations in this thread...Who the fuck talks like that?
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Steve @stevetsra.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Go Birds @rotopat.bsky.social
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Literally just said that out loud
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Start with NOT saying this: "You look good! Are you losing weight?" You can stop with the first sentence, honest
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
One play in and I'm already exhausted
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jesus. The hardest job I ever had was waitress at a Friendly's. I lasted two hours.
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
DAL JAX CHI TEN CIN LV MIN CLE PIT NYG DEN DET SF ATL LAR Some of these were downright painful to type...
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"dammit, my asshole son won"
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
::whimpering quietly in the corner:: go birds 😭
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Day After. Still gives me nightmares if I think about it too long
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just saw this post and man, truer words were never spoken
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Also JUSTICE FOR FIGMENT
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Honestly I'm a total EPCOT need even now. If it didn't cost a million dollars I'd probably go every year, just for EPCOT and the countries
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
But did you LISTEN to the LAND
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
JFC it's Four Seasons Total Landscaping all over again
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
confirmed
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just YOLOing my way through this week PIT WAS BUF NYJ JAX ARI LAR GB BAL DAL MIN KC SF SEA DET ATL
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I actually think they stopped making the penny because it was the only coin of color
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dude would have a heart attack if he knew I'd never heard a Taylor Swift song I mean, I probably have at some point? I just couldn't identify it as such
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
go birds
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think I may actually get every single pick wrong. WHST IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think she's the woman in the Sapphire Reserve credit card commercials? That's where I know her from
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hmmm...what to do... GB BUF CAR DET HOU KC TEN CIN SEA JAX SF TB BAL NO LAR PHI
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always good to have options
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026
Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/
Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Running late. I just turned on the game and Jaxson Dart is in the tent AGAIN??? gonna start calling him Jaxson Cart
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
sing it
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh, dear. After my showing last week, I don't know about this... BUF CAR CHI PHI NE GB TB BAL HOU JAX LV WAS SEA SF KC LAR
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Trivia: when asked to name all 7 dwarves, something like 70% of people will miss one. Overwhelmingly, that dwarf is Happy. Theory: Try the same thing with NFL teams. I'm betting people miss the Panthers and/or Titans. Fake teams, both of them
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Go Birds
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Me: what’s your favorite letter Fonzie: A Apiarist: B Sailor: C Nympho: D Dolphin: E Mean Teacher: F Gangsta: G Junkie: H Optometrist: I Silent Bob: J White Girl: K Legal Blonde: L 007: M Pessimist: N Understander: O Urologist: P Line Waiter: Q Pirate: R Snake: S Golfer: T No one: U
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hey, I recognize that lighting gel color! Its R89, or what we used to call "The Color of Wrong" (back in 2002)
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That's hilarious. As if he or any of his cronies couldn't immediately be replaced by a machine
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
SEA SF TB DET TEN BAL PIT CHI JAX BUF LV GB PHI 🦅 LAC DAL DEN
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Do you think if Trump was offered his own NFL franchise tomorrow, he'd step down? Is this a viable strategy? I say we sacrifice the Cowboys for the cause
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Though to be fair, I was a bit startled by the sexy British man giving directions. Not DISAPPOINTED, just startled. 😄
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Tried it out today. Worked perfectly!
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When someone posts that a pet has died, don't respond with "get another, you'll feel better." Don't be that person. Pets are loved and cherished family members. Let people grieve.
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DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Never hit "install" so fast in my LIFE
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