DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 24mOMG our local Perkins used to have a chicken teriyaki bread bowl salad that was AMAZING. I still think about it wistfully 010 0
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Last week was just Bizarro World THAT'S MY STORY AND I'M STICKING TO IT 120 0
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Posting early so other folks know who NOT to pick 🤣 130 0
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 14/10/2026SEA JAX CHI BAL IND NE NYG CAR PIT LAR KC BUF GB SF 120 0
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 14/10/202619/20...guess I should start looking for a drifter to volunteer for offing 000 0
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Quite apart from all the (spot on) observations in this thread...Who the fuck talks like that? 000 0
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Start with NOT saying this: "You look good! Are you losing weight?" You can stop with the first sentence, honest 323311 0
Reposted by DoctorTASMei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence. 50169155545 0
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Jesus. The hardest job I ever had was waitress at a Friendly's. I lasted two hours. 010 0
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026DAL JAX CHI TEN CIN LV MIN CLE PIT NYG DEN DET SF ATL LAR Some of these were downright painful to type... 010 0
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The Day After. Still gives me nightmares if I think about it too long 140 0
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Just saw this post and man, truer words were never spoken 000 0
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Honestly I'm a total EPCOT need even now. If it didn't cost a million dollars I'd probably go every year, just for EPCOT and the countries 110 0
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026JFC it's Four Seasons Total Landscaping all over again 000 0
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just YOLOing my way through this week PIT WAS BUF NYJ JAX ARI LAR GB BAL DAL MIN KC SF SEA DET ATL 030 0
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I actually think they stopped making the penny because it was the only coin of color 131 0
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Dude would have a heart attack if he knew I'd never heard a Taylor Swift song I mean, I probably have at some point? I just couldn't identify it as such 010 0
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I think I may actually get every single pick wrong. WHST IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW 110 0
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I think she's the woman in the Sapphire Reserve credit card commercials? That's where I know her from 010 0
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hmmm...what to do... GB BUF CAR DET HOU KC TEN CIN SEA JAX SF TB BAL NO LAR PHI 030 0
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Running late. I just turned on the game and Jaxson Dart is in the tent AGAIN??? gonna start calling him Jaxson Cart 000 0
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Oh, dear. After my showing last week, I don't know about this... BUF CAR CHI PHI NE GB TB BAL HOU JAX LV WAS SEA SF KC LAR 110 0
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Trivia: when asked to name all 7 dwarves, something like 70% of people will miss one. Overwhelmingly, that dwarf is Happy. Theory: Try the same thing with NFL teams. I'm betting people miss the Panthers and/or Titans. Fake teams, both of them 000 0
Reposted by DoctorTASFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Me: what’s your favorite letter Fonzie: A Apiarist: B Sailor: C Nympho: D Dolphin: E Mean Teacher: F Gangsta: G Junkie: H Optometrist: I Silent Bob: J White Girl: K Legal Blonde: L 007: M Pessimist: N Understander: O Urologist: P Line Waiter: Q Pirate: R Snake: S Golfer: T No one: U 212425 0
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Hey, I recognize that lighting gel color! Its R89, or what we used to call "The Color of Wrong" (back in 2002) 0100 0
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 09/09/2026That's hilarious. As if he or any of his cronies couldn't immediately be replaced by a machine 030 0
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 08/09/2026SEA SF TB DET TEN BAL PIT CHI JAX BUF LV GB PHI 🦅 LAC DAL DEN 120 0
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Do you think if Trump was offered his own NFL franchise tomorrow, he'd step down? Is this a viable strategy? I say we sacrifice the Cowboys for the cause 120 0
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Though to be fair, I was a bit startled by the sexy British man giving directions. Not DISAPPOINTED, just startled. 😄 020 0
DoctorTAS @doctortas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026When someone posts that a pet has died, don't respond with "get another, you'll feel better." Don't be that person. Pets are loved and cherished family members. Let people grieve. 020 0