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Bossman Jones

@dntquityrdayjob.bsky.social
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#1 mid dude from Ohio according to the New York times. He/him

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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
There's a Politico (lol) piece entirely about how Republicans' hope right now is that the polls are all way off and they only get a MILD wipeout and first of all it's full of a bunch of nonsense but the best part is how it ends on this incredible bit:
"The strategist also noted that the polling right now reflects a change in the electorate as profound as those seen after Watergate and 9/11.

“It would be so historically unprecedented you’d have to presuppose we’re staring down the barrel of a generational national trauma that no one is aware of,” the strategist said."
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Bossman Jones @dntquityrdayjob.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They can try all they like but theyre never gonna have a glory shot of jon husted. He's just always gonna look like george dubya fucked some mashed potatoes
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 10/10/2026
they should've made the sequel to the blair witch project about going in there with the army to kill her
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 11/10/2026
Small island kingdom's state-owned propaganda arm censors woman's pro civil rights message
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Gregor Kalinkat @gkalinkat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Always here for some success stories from the biodiversity conservation world 🦜🥳🧪
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In the old days a dude like this would just live with his mom and wear a stupid hat and spend all day in his room working on a treatise about some shit until he’s forced to get a job at a pants factory and then get fired from the pants factory and get a job pushing a hot dog cart
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ben chambers 🏴 @benjaminchambers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the specter of the "SJW" haunts the reactionary mind, a monstered hate fetish resembling the "Red Woman" of the freikorps imagination as well as the grotesque caricatures of the "Jew" from nazi agitprop like serial killers obsessively fantasizing about murdering their abusive or overattached mother
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dick??? You mean like, penis????
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 28/09/2026
Recent Events have me once again considering: the cube
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Bossman Jones @dntquityrdayjob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My job is doing ppwk after someone passes and one time I had to call the owner of a group home to get some clarity on a question the pts sister wasn't sure on and he answered then started chortling evil style and went no... Actually I don't think I'll help you 😈 but like. He already had
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Bossman Jones @dntquityrdayjob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm a semi regular vaccine research participant and I think whatever that's doing to my body is less harmful then whatever vaping would do to me
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Bossman Jones @dntquityrdayjob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hate when a fantasy author starts describing a boat omg nobody knows what you're talking about
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
“I remember seeing him on TV and thinking, ‘No, that can’t be Kash,’ but sure enough, there he was, addressing the nation about a missing person case.” — Daisy, local golden retriever
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Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
WASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was...
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Bossman Jones @dntquityrdayjob.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I can't make jokes about receiving visions from the divine in the teams chat because my boss is in there. Even if it would be really funny.
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Friend shared this video of a man unveiling the library he hid when he fled Damascus in 2011. It’s incredible
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Lynne Ann Morse @morselya.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Someone picked up these two beauts today at a locally-owned bookshop (in Flanders, to give an idea of the reach of the authors @adapalmer.bsky.social @emmasouthon.bsky.social) Already enjoying them!!
Two books - one is Servus, by Emma Southon, the other is Inventing the Renaissance, by Ada Palmer
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So thoughtful of your parents to put together their very own fall tv preview! Read it here: www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
Shouts & Murmurs
Your Parents’ Fall TV Preview
By Josh Gondelman
Published 9/17/2026

A photo of an older white couple sitting on a couch watching tv.“North of South of the Border” on Paramount+

Welcome to El Paso, where men are men and women are cast mostly in nonspeaking roles. Taylor Sheridan’s latest drama stars Mel Gibson as a Border Patrol agent who feels conflicted about his work because his bosses won’t let him arbitrarily deport Jews and Greek people. Sheridan’s shows currently take up so much of Paramount’s programming that there isn’t enough time in the day to air “North of South of the Border” as its own hour-long drama. It appears exclusively in snippets on television sets that characters are watching within the show “Landman,” which your parents refer to as “Yellowstone.”“Tendershire Farms” (Season 18) on BritBox
Maude Tendershire (Olivia Gingerbottom) works as the caretaker for her family’s historic chamomile farm. That’s about it. The show is so cozy and soothing that the actors frequently fell asleep during takes and can be spotted snoozing in the background. This season, low-jinx ensue after Lord Gilderoy (Hankleton Dunderthorpe III) stops by for a visit, but he’s already eaten so he doesn’t stay for tea. A lamb wanders off but soon returns. And for one entire episode, a gentle breeze rustles the branches of a weeping willow tree as an inaudible conversation takes place nearby.“Dr. Shaft, M.D.” on Fox
An underground facility known as Drive Shaft, Maryland, is home to the Washington, D.C. metro area’s most cutthroat drag-racing scene—and there’s a new driver tearing up the quarter-mile track. Other gearheads know him as Smooth J., but at his day job, at the Foggy Bottom Urology Clinic, Jason Shafterton goes by Dr. Shaft. Will his addiction to fast driving undermine his commitment to providing affordable penile health care to residents of our nation’s capital? Only time will tell. Your parents really aren’t that interested in the racing scenes or, frankly, the medical stuff. But your mom refuses to miss an episode because the show stars Daveed Diggs from the original cast of “Hamilton.”
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Rev. Dr. Derek M Ballard PhD @derekmballard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hi, poor person here. this is an incorrect trope often used by the upper classes. both political parties cater to the very rich who have oddball priorities often driven by esoteric moral values. the poor are never given an option to vote for any of their own interests at all. thanks for reading.
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jay Dragon 🔜 Metatopia @jdragsky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
so my village has been having a lot of issues. rather than deal with any of them, i grabbed a goat and had all the villagers pile their blame and hate onto the goat. while we were getting ready to drive it into the woods (and absolve ourselves) the goat BIT ME????? RUDE?!?
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scwiba @scwiba.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This man won his primary by 30 points.
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Writing With Joan @writingwithjoe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My New Short Story is available to read on my Tumblr! This story tells of an A.I. Chatbot that drives a man to murder. **TW: Child Death, Mass Murder, Mental Illness, Gas lighting, Victim Blaming, Gory Descriptions, and Suicide** www.tumblr.com/writingwithj...
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The Story and Stories of One Writer (@writingwithjoanna) on Tumblr
They/Them Just a writer who wants to show off their stuff. If you like horror stories, then you've come to the right place!
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
normal country guy
a crude drawing of a man wearing a button up shirt and a hat and no pants sitting on a pig saying "why yessir, sure i mighta gone to an ivy league university, worked for a consulting firm for a decade and then another decade in private equity but you dumb bumpkins gotta know I'm really one of 'y'all' and I'll represent 'y'all' in office.
See I'm doing the kind of thing you stupid hicks like. This is you. I'm like you."

Large text at the bottom says "Gerald Smunt 2026
this is what you people like"
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
this guy is going to end up being a senator by 2030
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Bossman Jones @dntquityrdayjob.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This all is much bigger than what I'm about to say but you can't even handle Macklemore being mad at you? Macklemore?
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
So just out trolling and rage baiting for Saturday night sport, Tom?
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
you dont wanna see me get Bad
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Bossman Jones @dntquityrdayjob.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hate that this is what all of my data being scrapped has lead to for 1. The obvious reasons 2. You really think I'm gonna pay $25 for a mousepad man?
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 03/09/2026
feeling unexpectedly emotional as we visit saerbeck, a town of just 7200 in central germany that formed a climate municipality. they produce 4.5x the electricity they need, and have developed a whole array of climate solutions. one of them? a climate action curriculum that starts in kindergarten.
lady presenting about saerbecks climate curriculum
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/08/2026
GOP Congressman Pleads To Be Reassigned To New District After Feelings Really Hurt At Town Hall Meeting
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Bossman Jones @dntquityrdayjob.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Why's it called scaring the hoes music... Why would I want to scare the hoes .... I love them
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
one piece of advice i can share as a parent: certain phases can be really tough, but they do pass. around 18 months my son kept demanding that i condemn hasan piker. all day and night too, i was at the end of my rope. now he’s really into fire trucks. it’s always something new
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Look, abolish ICE, but also Milo Yiannopoulos, who had a measurable role in getting the Leopards Eating Peoples Faces party into power, got his face eaten by a leopard www.cbsnews.com/news/milo-yi...
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Milo Yiannopoulos is in ICE custody facing a final removal order, sources say
A Department of Homeland Security spokesperson said Milo Yiannopoulos "chose to overstay his welcome."
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A man is lying on the ground. Another man cradles him and shouts "Oh GOD! He's dying!" He appeals to two other men "someone do something! quick!" One of the other men panics "uh..uh.." and starts sting "Imagine there's no heaven."
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton invested the royalties she earned for writing ‘I Will Always Love You’ in Nashville’s Black community www.washingtonpost.com/arts-enterta... "This is the house that Whitney built" - DP 🥺🙏
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Bossman Jones @dntquityrdayjob.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ordered a lox bagel at the bagel store and the guy turned to me and went "is that fish" 😭😭 man you work here
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/08/2026
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
don't listen to Matt, the only change we need to make to these is to throw a handful of zyns in each buzzball
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A man cries out "quick! Lin-Manuel Miranda! You need to compose the rap that will save our democracy." Miranda gives the thumbs up. Miranda, now in period dress and powdered wig raps "call that procedure, the theatre to follow the leader" while doing a hip-hop hand motion. Onlookers marvel and say "my God! he's rewritten Robert's rules of order as a 10 hour Hip-Hop Odyssey." A bunch of right wing people are awe struck. A man comments "all the MAGA hillbillies are enchanted by his wordplay and dense rhyme schemes." Another man chimes in "look! they're having tearful mea culpas about the true nature of freedom."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
cost of living
A crude drawing of a man with a pompadour in a black jacket and wearing no shirt with a microphone pointed at him, a caption says "with costs of living reportedly skyrocketing, channel 7 asks residents if they're feeling the pinch"

The man says "the cost of living? Yes. To live is to pay a terrible price in grief, in suffering, in pain."
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economymedicine.bsky.social @economymedicine.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Internationalism is good. Caring for each other is good.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hi
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two raccoons are sitting at a table with a bunch of podcast recording equipment. Raccoon one says into the microphone, “you gotta cut the negativity out of your life.” Panel 2: raccoon replies, “facts” Panel 3: raccoon 1 continues with his hands clasped together to capture the sincerity of his monologue, “that way you have more time to eat garbage.” Raccoon 2 contributes, “that’s facts”
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Bossman Jones @dntquityrdayjob.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I don't think this is a weed problem or a glass of wine problem I think this might be a cigarette problem [remembers my mom knows about this account] none of what I just said is true
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Bossman Jones @dntquityrdayjob.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Remember back in college I tweeted "teared up when I saw a Douglas adams books out in the wild because I remembered he's dead what the fuck is wrong with me" completely earnestly and someone responded "that is a completely normal grief reaction to someone meaningful to you being dead. Are you okay"
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
i'm a big fan of Reba McEntire i'm a big fan of Reba McEntire I always have Ben and I always will no matter what I know that Reba Mclntyre say that we reba McIntyre's fans love me because I say nice things
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/08/2026
“There are so many incredible things you can put your money toward that are more worthwhile than the Democratic National Committee,” read the email attributed to DNC chair Ken Martin
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New DNC Fundraising Email Urges Voters To Find Something Better To Do With Their Money
WASHINGTON—Pleading with recipients to use their hard-earned cash more productively, a Democratic National Committee fundraising email sent out Thursday urged voters to find something better to do wit...
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Your Evil Twin, Skippy 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ @twinskippy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Golden State Valkyries forward Gabby Williams: “There’s a lot of discourse around trans athletes and what they can compete in. I would welcome a trans athlete on my team or against my team. Anytime. I don’t think it’s a problem in the world, it’s just another way to kind of attack trans people.”
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
put this man in Congress
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
i would be so upset if the paper of record used a photo this nasty to illustrate an article about how bad my posts are lmao
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