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Max Dobson

@dmdresden.bsky.social
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Master of Games, occasional knitter and #JogBoy Aspiring creator, actual office man He/Him

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026
Woman Suddenly Realizes She Same Age Parents Were When They Were Her Age theonion.com/woman-suddenly-realize…
Woman Suddenly Realizes She Same Age Parents Were When They Were Her Age
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Max Dobson @dmdresden.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Unironically yes Heat lovers, I mean this with all the love in my heart: Get in the Sun where you belong
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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yep www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl1Y...
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YSSY - Star Trek: The Next Generation Theme Song (80s Retro Pop)
YouTube video by YSSY
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Matty @zagrebista.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy Spooky Season!
The Playstation can produce mind-boggling effects skellingtons
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Max Dobson @dmdresden.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Dune Part 2: Stilgar Says Lisan al Gaib
ALT: Dune Part 2: Stilgar Says Lisan al Gaib
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Max Dobson @dmdresden.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Batman is breaking a shotgun in half with his bare hands. The words "Sleep Deprivation" are imposed over the shotgun.
Batman says "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."
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Max Dobson @dmdresden.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Timing on the dodge is precisely sized It satisfies
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026
Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/
Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
emma frost: EmmaFrost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth? 

miss piggy: But of course, darling. I am an open book, a tell-all memoir. Emma Frost reads Miss Piggy's mind, a phantasmagoria of Miss Piggy's greatest hits in the Muppet-verse.Wolverine: Forst? She legit? 

Emma: She's ...she's ...she's everything. And I would die for her.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Firstly, a female Doctor, played by an older actress with a background in theatre/comedy. For an added frisson, let's make the sidekick character the husband. And we'll lose the whole 'Doctor' tag and reveal the birth name, which is spelled 'Bucket' but
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 14/09/2026
#⏰🐘🧵
A typewritten note that reads:

survive. they fucking hate it. it makes them so damn mad. do it.

With a doodle of an elephant in trans pride colors
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Max Dobson @dmdresden.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Turns out "Strong Woman drinks people" is something people vibe with #metroid #ravenous
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Max Dobson @dmdresden.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Are you going to run away again, Enkidu?!
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Project Hail Mary(2026)
The 3D pinball space cadet game that used to come standard on windows PCs
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Ellen Rose @icklenellierose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Nintendo: Samus hungry. My Bluesky algorithm: YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
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Max Dobson @dmdresden.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Made in 2014" *Body shrivels and desiccates, blowing away like dust on the breeze*
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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Sam @ FreakZone Games 👁️ @freakzonegames.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
- "Which texture would you like for Link's outfit" - "Yes"
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Max Dobson @dmdresden.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bit of a long shot, but is it "Smokin' In The Boy's Room" by Motley Crue?
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Max Dobson @dmdresden.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I don't wish to know that!
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Oisín McGann @oisinmcgann.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A reminder for all the people who are still using genAI images to express their opposition to right-wing crap. Please, find another way.
The Batman meme taken from The Dark Knight Returns. He's breaking a shotgun in two, saying 'This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it.'
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RJ Palmer 🔜 LBX 637 @rj-palmer.com · 01/09/2026
⚔️🔥CAPTURE QUEST: CHARIZARD🔥⚔️ I have wanted to paint this for over a decade and spent the last year of my life fighting to bring it to the finish line. Please take a look, there is a lot to see
Gargantuan illustration of a charizard redesigned in the style of a monster hunter elder dragon. There are 4 hunters attacking him and their pikapalico is readying a voltorb bomb to throw. There is so much stuff in there, I spent a damn year on this. I'm exhausted.
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Max Dobson @dmdresden.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If there's one thing you can say about Tim Curry, it's that he NEVER gave anything less than 100%. He elevated everything he was in
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Max Dobson @dmdresden.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My Challenge for this week: I'll try and get out of bed within 30 minutes of waking up I'll wake up, immediately reach for my phone, then spend as much time as possible lying in bed scrolling. It's a comfy cozy Stygian void that really cramps my mornings #MorningSky #Motivation #HabitForming
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Seth Skorkowsky @sskorkowsky.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The 2 most likely reasons for my untimely death are 1: Trying to pet a wild but adorable animal (probably a large cat), or 2: Answering an ad like this. Despite my foreknowledge that these will certainly kill me, I am powerless to stop my inevitable but easily avoidable fate.
Panel from an old comic of a man reading a personal ad and saying to himself, "Say... THIS looks interesting!"
Personal Ad reads: "Girl endowed with beauty and occult powers, schooled in Egyptian Necromancy, wishes to contact writer interested in learning black magic! Dare to write me! All replies confidential."
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Every Daily Mail headline, summarised
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Max Dobson @dmdresden.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Melon Husks?
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Max Dobson @dmdresden.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Suuuuuuuuuper Genius
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Naomi Saphra @nsaphra.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Vast and Trunkless Leg of Stone, Standing in the Desert from classic poem Ozymandias.
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Inbal Breda @greyannis.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Might as well post it here! A magical girl animation I've been slowly chipping at over the weekends for ages.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Guys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go “you know who is the sexiest fucking guy I’ve ever seen?” and post this
Bob Hoskins with Roger Rabbit
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Max Dobson @dmdresden.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"You utter Smegtoaster" is such a British insult, Red Dwarf notwithstanding
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Max Dobson @dmdresden.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Radio Comedies and Radio Dramas as an artform are exquisite. If the BBC has given us anything, it's those
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Max Dobson @dmdresden.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Football confirmed not coming home Ball stolen by Argentina Says they won't give it back cuz it fell in their garden so its theirs now
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Max Dobson @dmdresden.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I hear he gets a lot of his clients from the BDSM community. Mostly submissives, of course. Must be that Big Top Energy.
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Mitch Benn @mitchbenn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Max Dobson @dmdresden.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Someday, I'll be smart enough to do a decent job on the Cryptic Crossword. Until then, I'll take solace in occasionally getting these nuggets you post correct. (Even if I got the reference and had to work backwards to get the clue 😅)
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Max Dobson @dmdresden.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This is to Millennials what finding out "Dr. House's Actor was British" was to Zoomers
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Darling, shall we have some friends over for T h e E x p o n e n t i a l C o u s c o u s?
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Max Dobson @dmdresden.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Awful Gubbins is the name of my next Goblin Warlord, much appreciated
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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
In-laws were telling me yesterday about how they had to find ways to cope with the heat in the summer of 76, and they enjoyed it! But of course it's more expensive to fly to a colder country for a fortnight these days
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Max Dobson @dmdresden.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Just found a Fab ice lolly I had taken out for myself last night and forgotten about. It is now entirely liquid in the bag and upsettingly room temperature. It's all quite tragic #Heatwave
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Max Dobson @dmdresden.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I was fully expecting you to cut to being sat on the roof and saying "...I think I might be a woman"
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Max Dobson @dmdresden.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Making this for @jibb33z.bsky.social on his next birthday
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