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Django McFruit @djangomcfruit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Most "sports fans" are anything but At best most "sports" people are provincial team cult members There's no love for the game It's almost always "the umps suck" "it was stolen" One guy said MLB decides ground rules not the home team 🤦 The Brewers deserve immense respect if you like baseball

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Nelson @pizza-pie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Two things in democracy’s favor (at least I’m hoping) are that: 1. Many in the administration are profoundly incompetent 2. They’ll all be out to save their own hides & it’s not exactly a loyal crew

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Micah @rincewind.run · 20/09/2026

if you are a Dem who for whatever reason does not feel comfortable actively defending trans rights (which you should) you have two good response options: 1. ignore it! just keep running ads about the economy 2. “I am focused on your pocketbook, my opponent is focused on children’s genitals”

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Joe Berkowitz @joeberkowitz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

For dogs, sidewalk pee is social media.

For dogs, sidewalk pee is like social media

A neighborhood street with 5 splotches of pee along the sidewalk, a square is rising out of each to give info about the fog behind the pee:

Minosa, Poodle
F. 7yo., walked by 40 minutes ago
usual time
She has a UTI

Luna, Golden Retrever
F. 3 y.o., walked by just 10 minutes ago, herusual time, she is in heat

Adonis, Beagle, M, 5 y.o., Walked by 4 hours ago, New in town

Avon Barksile, Daschund, M,6 y.o.,
Walked by 5 hours ago, Alpha, Currently in post-holiday malaise

Pickle, Boxer
M, 6 y.o., walked by an hour ago.
USual time. Ate a whole thing of
Xmas
cookies

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Spaghetti Superfan @pickledllama.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I'm sorry people gaslit you into apologizing for doing absolutely nothing wrong. Your "tone" is totally fine and these folks projected their own insecurity and rudeness onto it. I hope people are kinder today.

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Rob B @robbarbour.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

God forbid anyone ever ask a question

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Ru Temple 🌈🧶🫛 @rutemple.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

No, clearly Kraft's, and that sounds well deserved. I sm glad you asked, some evil needs a bright clear unforgiving light to be shone on it.

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Feral T. Robot, Oil Swamp Utility Bot #7629 @feralrobots.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Hm. Funny, I just saw her answer a simple question. ...now you're gonna tell me 'but it was her tone' or 'but it was his tone' & yeah no, there is no evidence it was anything more than a simple question & a straightforward (if understandbly angry) answer.

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Django McFruit @djangomcfruit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Da fuq is wrong with you? He asked a question, she answered in much detail You think he was *defending* Kraft? 1.1K likes JMFC You may be a socialist. But you're a bully. And people who cheer for bullies are scum

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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

watching frasier on earth 2

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I’ve thought about this tweet so often I had to go look it up

A 2023 Twitter tweet from Twitter by Ben Rosen on Twitter:

moderator: governor desantis, what do you have for girl dinner
desantis: that's just- to think i would eat a- i'm not even going to answer such a wildly inappropriate question
moderator: vice president pence, same question
pence (too close to mic): saltines and butter

@benrosen.bsky.social

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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

GOD: and there shall be a profession known as LIFEGUARD ANGEL: to whom will we give this great responsibility of guarding lives? GOD: teenagers ANGEL: ah...so they have their entire lives to devote to it GOD: no just like part time for a summer

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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

hey is anyone hiring

After a nice, long run at Funny Or Die I am now available for work!

- Staff Writer In Your Comedy Room
- Social Media
- Branded Content
- Copywriting
- Bodyguard for your kid like in Drillbit Taylor (2008)

Email me at benrosen88@gmail.com

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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

wife: they're building a data center next door me: data center? *i smile serenely, imagining my favorite star trek android defending the rim as my tap water begins to run a sludgy brown*

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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

dont lie to me, linkedin. we both know i am not on a roll on linkedin

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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

going back in time to 2017 so i can tweet this with "when she reince on my priebus til i covfefe" and get 135k likes

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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

me when frasier goes to a ski lodge with his brother, dad, daphne, and daphne's girlfriend, and there's a gay skiing instructor who thinks niles likes him, but actually the girlfriend likes niles, but frasier likes the girlfriend, and niles likes daphne, but daphne likes the skiing instructor, and m

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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

my kid asked if he’s punching the whale out of the water

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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

before cameras they used to sculpt your face for your imdb profile picture

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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

me, building The Death Machine: i’m worried this machine is going to kill us all you: oh my god you need to- me: well, i better get back to building The Death Machine

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Django McFruit @djangomcfruit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It's TEXAS! It's POLTICS! Why is everyone so stupid around here? Grow a couple of gray cells. Jeez! "Trans Women Belong in Girls' Sports" is going to RESONATE with TEXANS OMFG Talk to a TX trans person Total Morons I'll wait till the hammer&sickle dumfks show up "Leftist" 'Ally" LOL Idiots

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Django McFruit @djangomcfruit.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I've found Bigfoot. It just moved into the apartment above mine. DM for details. No please don't LOL

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Dad learned not to leave pliers laying around the same day I learned the tooth fairy isn’t real

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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Imagine how much food he ate while he was in that catering cart.

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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

assigned high price at birth

Price Low-High
Price High-Low
Gender Male-Female
Gender Female-Male

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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 09/08/2026

I just think if people say democrats ought to moderate their politics you should ask them if they think abortion should be legal before you consider whether to take them seriously

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Django McFruit @djangomcfruit.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

@judgyjudes.bsky.social Judy, I'm almost afraid to ask Did Latke find a home? 🤞

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Nick Barlow @nickbwalking.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

In a move that will surprise absolutely no one who's been paying attention, Stock has decided that women with disabilities are suffering from "social contagion"

A times column header beneath a picture of Kathleen Stock: " KATHLEEN STOCK
Why are young women using walking sticks?
A disproportionate number of Gen Z females are affected by vague syndromes and may be victims of social contagion"

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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

WaPo making same claim that’s been disproven again & again. Who do they imagine these people are, willing to pay the price of abandoning home, friends, lives they’ve built. “Sorry, kids, we’re leaving the only home you’ve ever known & all our friends to pay 7% state tax instead of 8%.”

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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I’m actually feeling much more confident about Abdul in the general now that the dumdum left is calling him a sellout

Sana Saeed @SanaSaeed
X.com
The role Muslim Americans have been & are playing in reviving the overseers of the genocide of Palestinians is something to marvel at.
El Sayed didn't hesitate to endorse Harris when she was anointed the Democratic presidential candidate, he identifies as a capitalist and his Oct 7 statements have been abysmal - so of course Harris would endorse him.
Dr. Abdul El-Sayed C
@AbdulElSayed •12h
Vice President @KamalaHarris understands the key role control of the US Senate plays in lowering prices for Michiganders and holding Trump accountable. To achieve a Senate majority in 2026, we need to win Michigan, and that means beating...
VICE PRESIDENT
KAMALA D. HARRIS
DR. ABDUL EL-SAYED
UNDERSTANDS THAT THE POWER IS WITH THE PEOPLE AND THAT THE STAKES COULDN'T

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Django McFruit @djangomcfruit.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

When @economist.com is good it's REALLY good The USA has demonstrated it's nothing more than an idiot bully The world will eventually wean itself away from Gulf oil Import more from the Americas Norway Russia etc Arab monarchies: Fkd 4ever (cont'd) Gift article www.economist.com/middle-east-...

economist.com

How long can Iran weaponise Hormuz?

Longer than the world hopes, according to our Hormuz dependency dashboard

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Some guy @internethuman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Yup! Hello WW1 again. Love entangled alliances and pacts that result in things like Australian and NZ soldiers dying in Turkey because a Serb killed an Austrian.

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Philip Gourevitch @pgourevitch.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

NYT stating this like it’s normal when it’s absolutely berserk.

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Django McFruit @djangomcfruit.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Today is the day when Jerry finally earned his Verification

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Amy Mode Activated 🪷 ᓚᘏᗢ ಇ. @activateamymode.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Says the guy who is a multi-millionaire. Every person associated with TYT is just garbage. They tell you they are garbage, and people still think they're cool anyway. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Shut up bsky.app/profile/djan...

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The BL:UF @thebluf.news · 06/08/2026

One Milwaukee detail: the detective assigned to investigate a plate-reader stalking case was himself later charged with unauthorized plate queries and secretly installing a GPS tracker. The oversight mechanism became subject to the same charges. www.thebluf.news/p/flock-camera-mis…

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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

The thing about this behavior is that it’s not like this is a guy with deep principles who is also flawed, this is a person whose core drive is being a dick and it so happens that in 2026 he can pursue that impulse in a Che Guevara t-shirt in his living room, it’s an aesthetic not an ideology

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Scott @scottglewis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Smartest thing a Dem can do is break the dealership rules in any state they control. No downside. Helps consumers and and hurts the GOP.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

40 years ago, it was so common for men to have a beautiful house with a beautiful wife that he would frequently confuse them for another’s. Sometimes they wouldn’t even know how they had arrived at said location in a large automobile. Now the days have gone by and men struggle to achieve either.

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Django McFruit @djangomcfruit.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Why are QP'ing instead of replying, sir? Your post is obviously addressed to me and no one else I'm just following your example, O Wise One!

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