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Ben Wheeler

@bentwhee.bsky.social
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Piper enjoying the dog park.
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Kristi Noem, Kash Patel, JD Vance, and Donald Trump are in the oval office.

KN: I think I’m going to have to put the dog down. She had a minor incident on the couch. 

KO: Did you say dog?
JD: Did you say couch?
DT: Did you say minor?
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
By personally doing inspections?
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Piper thinks the ribs are ready.
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
@gregdoucette.bsky.social Is this the moderate option? www.uscp.gov/media-center...
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USCP Arrests Driver with Guillotine in Truckbed
The United States Capitol Police (USCP) seized a guillotine, which was spotted in the bed of a pickup truck along the 100 block of East Capitol Street.Just after 3:00 p.m. on Tuesday, August 25, USCP ...
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
RIP Charlie! You made us happy for the last 17+ years. You purred all the way to the end!! Say ”hi” to Varik for us!
Charlie when he was a kitten 17 years ago. Holding Charlie at the vet’s office just before he crossed the rainbow bridge.
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Getting ready to smoke the tri-tip! Piper is excited! youtu.be/WOqXL4ulACc?...
Tri-tip ready for the smoker!
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Piper was very excited to be so close to the ducks!
Piper staring at the ducks in the park. Piper is very curious about the ducks in the park.
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Stopped by Bojangles this morning for a half dozen regular biscuits and a half dozen Bo biscuits. Then made my own bacon and eggs.
A plate with bacon, scrambled eggs, a Bo biscuit and a regular Bojangles biscuit with scrambled eggs and bacon sandwiched inside.
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The best explanation of Elon Musk courtesy of Josh Johnson. youtu.be/3RF2lkn-lwA?...
youtu.be
Elon Wishes He Was in a Christopher Nolan Movie
YouTube video by Josh Johnson
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: No Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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What We Do In The Shadows Scare
Alt: What We Do In The Shadows Petyr hissing at Viago as Viago closes Petyr’s crypt.
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The NYT will finally promote @jamellebouie.net
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
LOL, no it didn’t! The Iliad ends with the burial of Hector. We only find out about the Trojan horse in the Odyssey when various characters recount the story of the fall of Troy.
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Tell me you’ve never read the Odyssey without saying you’ve never read the Odyssey.
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
@gregdoucette.bsky.social Have you seen the latest pessimistic take on what Trump and Johnson can do to steal the midterms? (If only the outgoing Clerk of the House has the courage Mike Pence didn’t!) www.nytimes.com/2026/07/27/o...
nytimes.com
Opinion | What’s the Worst Thing Trump Can Do in the Midterms?
President Trump could accomplish on Jan. 3, 2027, what he failed to do on Jan. 6. 2021.
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Piper has a lot to say.
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Time for some pulled pork!
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Egypt beat Argentina -until the officials intervened.
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Ribs are ready.
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Drop a fictional pig.
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James Cromwell: That'll Do Pig
Alt: Arthur Hoggett tells Babe, “That'll Do Pig.”
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Colombia fans celebrating before Lucho is ruled offsides. youtu.be/0FOnzIogAsE?...
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Colombia fans.
YouTube video by Ben Wheeler
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
So Bluesky just threw up a screen saying that I was required to verify my age through KWS since I was in a location where age verification is required by law. It made me choose my preferred email address for KWS to contact me and my preferred language. But it threw an error when I submitted.
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Nasty injury to the head of the Dutch player!
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Vamos Colombia!!🇨🇴
My wife and I at La Casa Vieja Colombian Restaurant, ready for Colombia vs Portugal!!

Vamos Colombia!!
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Vamos Colombia!! 🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.
Fresno - the raisin capital of the world.
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Daniel Muñoz con el golazo!! bsky.app/profile/bent...
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴 Vamos Colombia!! 🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Charlie cat is getting old and we have switched him to wet food since he can’t or won’t eat kibble. Piper is here to let us know that she also would like wet cat food.
A grey tabby cat eating wet food from a can sitting on a paper plate on the bed. In the background, a Bernese Mountain Dog rests her chin hopefully on the foot of the bed.
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
It’s belly rub o’clock and all is well!
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
On this day 10 years ago I brought Varik home. He was only 6 lbs 9 oz then. I miss that bestest boy.
Baby Varik.
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
On behalf of the USA I would like to apologize to the Czech Republic’s Men’s National Team. Their assigned practice field is supposed to look like this: mansfield-stadium.com
mansfield-stadium.com
Texas Health Mansfield Stadium
Texas Health Mansfield Stadium is the newest gateway to soccer in North Texas and home to North Texas SC, hosting events of all sizes in a modern, multipurpose venue.
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Crockpot lasagna with garlic bread!!
Garlic bread with crockpot lasagna on a plate.
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
At Paws For Reflection - a horse therapy ranch - for their fundraising Renaissance at the Ranch event.
Horses and riders getting ready to show off their skills.
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
BREAKING: Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem have backed out of Freedom 250.
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The Electric Mayhem on Studio DC Almost Live
Alt: The Electric Mayhem on Studio DC Almost Live
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Encountered an Elon pay pig and MAGA chud in the wild this morning.
Cybertruck with personalized plates:
CPT MAGA.
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I think the ribs are done.
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
QRP with the doctor you'd trust leading the hantavirus response instead of RFK Jr
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Dr J Classic Basketball Dunk
Alt: Dr J!
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Well don’t I feel warm and comfy? I was looking through our company posted jobs and noticed that it redirects to an exterior website. After truncating to just the exterior domain, I find out that we are using CORNERSTONEonDEMAND DOT COM The complete AI-platform for human potential.
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a man says well ain 't that nice
Alt: Lt. Aldo Raine, “Well ain’t that nice!”
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
A crow on the Orient Express.
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Top 15 TV shows 1 Hogan’s Heros 2 My Name is Earl 3 M*A*S*H 4 It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 5 The Red Green Show 6 Newhart 7 Breaking Bad 8 Simpsons 9 MacGyver 10 Yes (Prime) Minister 11 Black Adder (Season 1) 12 To the Manor Born 13 Como Pedro por su Casa 14 El Chavo del Ocho 15 Fresno
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Portrait of a Lady. i could not read past the first few pages. It was assigned in HS, but I have to this day no idea what it was about.
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
FCC v. AT&T and Verizon v. FCC oral arguments sounds like the FCC is going to lose. Kavanaugh has said he thinks the companies will win on the law. Other justices are asking hard questions, but they seem to be looking for any way that the government could be right just in case.
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Herodotus 3.101 These Indians whom I have described have intercourse openly like cattle; they are all black-skinned, like the Ethiopians. Their semen too, which they ejaculate into the women, is not white like other men's, but black like their skin…
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Thucydides 5:89 “…the strong do what they can and the weak suffer what they must.“
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
@ebs.bsky.social Eric, I need a professional opinion on this fellow’s culinary capabilities. youtu.be/jGsuSvBeC_E?...
youtu.be
Ein ganzer Rehrücken auf glühendem Stein gegrillt 🦌🔥 | ASMR Outdoor Cooking
YouTube video by Fire Kitchen
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
@gregdoucette.bsky.social @evanbernick.bsky.social Is the PRA unconstitutional? bsky.app/profile/anna...
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness.
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a man in a bowling alley with the name shomer shabbos written on his shirt
Alt: Walter Sobchak and the Dude in the bowling alley. Walter is yelling, “Shomer Shabbos!”
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Guanabana milkshake for the win!!
A glass of guanabana milkshake with the blender in the background.
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Ben Wheeler @bentwhee.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
My wife made ajiaco!! Yummity yummity!!
A bowl of ajiaco!!
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