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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dear Dodgers, please score already
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Got thrown out of the PTA meeting for ending the pledge of allegiance “with biberty and justice for all.”
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For some reason, I thought Wet Leg had 2 girl lead singers 🤔
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bart @bartsmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*sounding the @ncrabbithole.com siren*
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Here's what happened inside the DMV after they found out about a FART license plate
More than 100 emails and documents lay out what state workers did behind the scenes when they discovered they'd issued a stinker of a specialty plate.
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pablos gonna get Boingo!! Let's Fn go!
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Talkin' Baseball @talkinbaseballbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Munetaka Murakami champagne celebration interviews are must-see TV
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dear mister Keenum, please throw the ball to Rome Odunze. He is making me sad 😢
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
miss it bigot
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Remi Wolf 🐺 is a big girl
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
that booty in a whole other tax bracket
A stick of butter, wrapped in its paper. The paper is blue with white and yellow text denoting how many tablespoons are left (5), but where the missing portion has been removed leaves the text reading “rich and creamy butt” instead of butter. This sits atop a green and purple granite countertop
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
People are talking shit but this is a good loadout for most races. Light weight, decent speed, and good maneuverability.
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Mo @moman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m kind of amazed how much Bob Kraft stepped on his own dick with the Macklemore move. Before this happened, very few people knew what he did at Met Life. Kraft gave him a megaphone 1000x bigger and also made the pro Israel side look like bullies that can’t handle free speech
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don't think Payton Manning really painted that!!!!
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
WTF Commies! Gotta go to Diggs
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Chargers coaching has been ass today. Going to be a long year for LA football 🏈
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just had a day where I worked really hard, did a bunch of things, but am still not sure whether I accomplished a damn thing
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
How does IBM make tennis better?? This commercial doesn't make any f'n sense
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I forgot how beautiful Olivia Rodrigo is!!
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 29/08/2026
what a time to be alive (derogatory)
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Stella just flubbed a true daily double and cost herself this Jeopardy tournament. Ouch!
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Are D-roids right for me?
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
What's up Blogs?!?
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I finally blocked the Liberal BoJack. It seems like there's a limitless supply of these high volume lib grifters.
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I know I want something, I just don't know what that something is
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It is so freaking hot that I have no more ball sweat
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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 31/07/2026
Jason Kapono walked so LeBron could run

Picture shows JK in Cavs, Heat, Lakers, 76ers jerseys
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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 30/07/2026
"As Japanese financial newspaper Nikkei Asia found in a recent investigation, just five US tech giants — Alphabet, Microsoft, Amazon, Meta, and Oracle — are hiding an estimated $1.65 trillion in debt that doesn’t appear on balance sheets. futurism.com/artificial-i...
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AI Companies Are Trying to Hide a Staggering Amount of Debt
AI companies are pouring tens of billions of dollars into enormous data centers. They're being built on top of a mountain of hidden debt.
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David Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I don't know how you look at everything Trump's been doing to mess with the election and think anything other than that he's trying to rig it. But whether he will succeed is a different matter, as Bob Kuttner reports. prospect.org/2026/07/28/t...
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Yes, Trump Will Attempt a Coup - The American Prospect
If we are vigilant, he won’t pull it off.
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
When you google Jimothy Racoon, he runs across your screen. Google might have mostly gone to shit, but at least it still hits
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Come and Take it!
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Taco Bell Chalupa Commercial
ALT: Taco Bell Chalupa Commercial
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
it does actually sound like taylor farms and the white house teamed up to try and blame taco bell for the outbreak. unprecedented corruption
Within hours, the White House agreed the patient surveys painted a clear picture, the people said. In an internal call, the White House aides approved statements from the public health agencies for public release — though they still only identified Taco Bell as linked to the outbreak, without naming Taylor Farms specifically.
Taco Bell moved first, releasing a statement. While it did not explicitly name Taylor Farms it said it believed "public health is a shared responsibility among restaurants, their suppliers, and authorities, and we are proud to have consistently acted quickly and proactively to protect our guests."
The agency updates on the outbreak were finally posted after 10 p.m. New York time - hours behind schedule - and also omitted directly naming Taylor Farms or saying if the company would recall products.
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Score ya bastardos
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Spain should kick a field goal before half time
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Spain should kick a field goal before half time
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
More like Meme Kimes
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The punishment fits the crime. lol
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It's not coming home
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
F R A N C E F R A N C F R A N F R A F R A U F R A U D F R A U D S
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state song thread guy @statesongxprt.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
i had no idea this would become so literal
tweet https://x.com/patdubois/status/1590006089541914624?lang=en
from @patdubois
reads "as a Canadian, this is how it feels watching American elections these days"
along with an image reading 50.1% "Everyone Gets A Puppy" vs 49.9% "Diarrhea Forever"
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
There is no pain you are receiving, no distant ship smoke on the horizon
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
How many outfits does Pikachu have!?!?
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Do I have the new diarrhea or did I just drink too much coffee today??
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
We must kill the Exxon tiger!
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Well poop
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
pausa de hidratación
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Life is good
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I hate these Walmart plus commercials so much!!! What the f was Walton Goggins thinking playing such a horribly unlikable character!
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Am I exhausted or just nice and high?? Yes.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump ADMITTED to doing 9/11 live on the air, as he calls for war on Israel. 🚨 Hear the stunning confession now!!!
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