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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm likely a no. Feels like a trap
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They have no idea how to use all that advanced equipment they bought
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dear Dodgers, please score already
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Got thrown out of the PTA meeting for ending the pledge of allegiance “with biberty and justice for all.”
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For some reason, I thought Wet Leg had 2 girl lead singers 🤔
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bart @bartsmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*sounding the @ncrabbithole.com siren*
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Here's what happened inside the DMV after they found out about a FART license plate
More than 100 emails and documents lay out what state workers did behind the scenes when they discovered they'd issued a stinker of a specialty plate.
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pablos gonna get Boingo!! Let's Fn go!
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Talkin' Baseball @talkinbaseballbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Munetaka Murakami champagne celebration interviews are must-see TV
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
40+
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if you really want to cry, add him to your fantasy team
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dear mister Keenum, please throw the ball to Rome Odunze. He is making me sad 😢
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
going to vote bush
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
miss it bigot
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Remi Wolf 🐺 is a big girl
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I liked the Joe Pesci pigeon
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
girl look at that body!
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
that booty in a whole other tax bracket
A stick of butter, wrapped in its paper. The paper is blue with white and yellow text denoting how many tablespoons are left (5), but where the missing portion has been removed leaves the text reading “rich and creamy butt” instead of butter. This sits atop a green and purple granite countertop
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
People are talking shit but this is a good loadout for most races. Light weight, decent speed, and good maneuverability.
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They'll wait until it gets to 90% before shitting the bed....
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Your dog is ready to pair
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Mo @moman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m kind of amazed how much Bob Kraft stepped on his own dick with the Macklemore move. Before this happened, very few people knew what he did at Met Life. Kraft gave him a megaphone 1000x bigger and also made the pro Israel side look like bullies that can’t handle free speech
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's a trap!
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
How does that not go to Terry McLaren?!?
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mike McDaniels obviously needs more screen time
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don't think Payton Manning really painted that!!!!
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
WTF Commies! Gotta go to Diggs
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ow my balls!
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Chargers coaching has been ass today. Going to be a long year for LA football 🏈
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
what a strange way to report incidence rates
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9/11 changes everything
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I am a bit confused about what I am looking at here....
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Shades of Ben Simmons
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just had a day where I worked really hard, did a bunch of things, but am still not sure whether I accomplished a damn thing
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
How does IBM make tennis better?? This commercial doesn't make any f'n sense
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I forgot how beautiful Olivia Rodrigo is!!
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Everyone loves a wacky frog
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
That's a strange way to ride a bicycle!
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
He can't go to LSU. 9 was Joe Burrow's number and we all know that player numbers are serious business at LSU
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
As someone who lives on Vega, too soon dude! Too soon!
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Good.gif
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Beat Cal and I'll get back to you
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I don't believe those likes were justified
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Interesting video game technique
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 29/08/2026
what a time to be alive (derogatory)
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
👍
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm sure I should hate her, but I don't hate this!
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Because you're a big Courtney Love fan?
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I would imagine not having a court would make it harder to play basketball, but what do I know
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Screw a kangaroo
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ditman.bsky.social @ditman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Put makeup on a potato
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