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Sophiebird

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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST Finally I have found you. We were vultures on the steppe 3000 years ago, and we gnawed the rotting bones of horses together. Tell me, do you remember the winds of Elbrus? | Lmao I saw this interaction, bro did NOT mention he always claimed the choicest marrow 🤣🤣🤣
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 23/06/2026
Garffeld
Three panel comic of an homage to the first Garfield strip, but Jon is a monk and Garfield is a medieval rendering of a cat. In the first panel, Jon says, “HWÆT, LAM JON ARBUCKLE. I AM A MONK, AND THIS MY CATTE, GARFFELD.” In the second panel, Garffeld is thinking, “ HWÆT, I AM GARFFELD. I AM A CATTE, AND THIS IS MY MONK, JON.” In the last panel, Jon says, “OUR ONLY THOUGHT IS TO GLORIFY GOD.” Garffeld thinks, “FEDE ME.”
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I’m ready for another pandemic. I’m coming out that lockdown 24 inch waist, whole criterion collection logged on letterboxd, alcoholic.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
if the employee who got caught liking the pornography on here was like 'misclick lol' and left it alone i would have thought it was a misclick. since he's going around suspending anyone who mentions it i do not believe that. i believe he was viewing the pornography lustfully
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Sophiebird @distinctbird.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Excuse me?
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grave grace 🪦 @garbagefriend.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
they'll kill you then try and wear you skin, just like this
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 04/05/2026
I don’t want to see anymore “yeah but people are really weird about Will.” This is was an insanely ugly thing of him to do.
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 04/05/2026
Get her name out of your fucking mouth, you worthless pud. The trans woman hounded into the closet isn’t your cudgel against the people that annoy you on bluesky.
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Sophiebird @distinctbird.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
give a trans person 20 dollars in one hand, and say that it's good to give a trans person 20 dollars in the other. see which one fills up first
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Sophiebird @distinctbird.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
fractional cents are about to get a big promotion
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Sophiebird @distinctbird.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
they dance in their own graves with things like this. "Iranian state media says" bro God says you will burn forever
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marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
i would appreciate it if disgusting chasers who date weirdo reactionary trans women would fuck off and stop minimizing our concerns about democrats moving further and further right on trans issues. thanks bozo
Cameron @cameroncorduroy.bsky.so...
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i would appreciate it if people would not imply that i do not love my girlfriend enough because of their fantastical misunderstandings of American politics
and for the record she hates Hasan and leftists more than i do, the things she say cannot be quoted on this account if i want to keep it

evil autism bot @tomatorot.bsky.soci... 21m i genuinely worry for your girlfriend and i hope she finds someone who is more willing to properly research how to defend her rights and how the dems work against them
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Everybody can reply
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Artie Vierkant @avierkant.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
“They want violence” no they very explicitly want compliance and acquiescence and if you don’t give it to them they will fucking murder you
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Sophiebird @distinctbird.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
it comes down to this: step up and protect Minnesotans or step back and let us do it ourselves without you! there is nothing else useful he can do.
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marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
keep fighting
cool guys giving u a ciggie
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
[As ICE perverts abuse my family and shove them into an unmarked van] The important thing is that I didnt take the bait
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da birchman @brch.mn · 10/01/2026
One detail about the MPLS ICE invasion that I haven't seen many comment on: these goons drive like maniacs and they're eventually going to run someone over. They speed, run red lights every chance they get, and because they don't know the roads, they're constantly going the wrong way down one-ways.
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Sophiebird @distinctbird.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
go back with your own armed people. MPD, national guard, state patrol, fucking capitol police, someone!
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
ICE just murdered a woman here in Minneapolis. A legal observer. Shot her multiple times while she drove away as ordered. She was a US citizen. Absolute, unequivocal, cold-blooded murder by Trump’s gestapo. Abolish ICE, jail for everyone in charge. This is the lowest bar we accept now.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Surely nobody is this stupid. *Yes*, we will say that: we will roar, screech, foam at the mouth and squeal, and if any notable says “Isn’t this a bit like the US kidnapping the leader of Venezuela” then our politicians and media outlets will unify to scream abuse at them, too. Yet again!
Gideon Rachman * @gideonrachman
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So when China launches a special
op to seize the president of Taiwan: or Russia tries to do the same for Zelensky - what exactly do we say? You can't do that, it's illegal?
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Berny Belvedere @bernybelvedere.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
At this point, Trump is not a mere politician but a symbol—a representation of the Schmittian capture of America under his watch. If you're a supporter, you know with full conviction that there's nothing you can do that he wouldn't pardon. You support Trump—that's the only thing that matters.
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m @thepoorourmasters.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
God will save us even from ourselves, will save even the ruins of humanity, even ruined humanity.
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Sophiebird @distinctbird.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
a real LeBron James ass move. very very disappointed.
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Sophiebird @distinctbird.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
-Emperor Meiji, 1876
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
the english are infamously terrible at pronouncing words from all languages, their own language most of all, and there’s likely not one they’re worse at pronouncing than ‘derby’
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Sophiebird @distinctbird.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Opus the Penguin from Bloom County encounters a Hare Krishna follower who is asking for a donation, whereupon Opus fails to understand what he's talking about. Peak boomer humor with a gen-x twist
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Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I don't actually care that much about running to the left. but I need someone who will look me in the eye and say "we will kill the bastards" and none of the centrists have convinced me they'll do that
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
but the wall into which Masculine Rosary crashes is exactly this. your rosary is an instrument of submission. it's there for you to find the place where you relinquish your power, a relinquishing you already owe to God and to the Blessed Virgin Mary. Masculine Rosary cannot hang with this!
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Murph @murphtracks.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Remember Rev. David Black, the Chicago pastor who was shot in the head with pepper balls? If you haven't heard him speak yet, listen to this. To ICE: "You can repent"
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
This is the only Bill Ackman I recognize
Bill the cat from Bloom County says “ack”
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Sophiebird @distinctbird.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Is that all?
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Sophiebird @distinctbird.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Cute! A little como park scavenger hunt
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Sophiebird @distinctbird.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Do they want people to watch these???
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Sophiebird @distinctbird.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Two mimir 💕
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
as a mostly non drinker i really hope this movie finally puts to rest that a shitty pilser while not great is infinitely better than the shitty tastes like skunks ass 7%er that IPAcels drink
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
4 panel comic

Panel 1: ICE “Agent” (thug) punches protester hard in the face.
Agent: STOP

Panel 2: ICE Agent viciously snaps protester’s arm
Agent: BEING

Panel 3: ICE Agent strangles protester
Agent: POLITICALLY

Panel 4: ICE Agent stamps on protester’s head
Agent: VIOLENT
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shaka 🦁👑 @beejonson.me · 22/09/2025
Italy was shut down for Palestine by our amazing Italian comrades, as more than 75 Italian cities participated in a nationwide general strike, demanding an embargo on israel and the severing of all ties from the white setter colonial apartheid ethnostate currently committing genocide in Palestine.
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Sophiebird @distinctbird.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
He starts And plays In every fucking game Wil Trapp, Wil Trapp
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corpse @consume.red · 19/09/2025
"the natural kind structure of the world wants us to oppress trannies" you are a coward who cannot even own your convictions. you foist your values onto a world that cannot speak against you, thinking thereby to wash your hands of the fact that you chose this out of your abiding hatred of the good
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Vapor Weyve @nymphomachy.meangirls.online · 19/09/2025
The powerful have erected a sprawling, continent-sized Rube Goldberg machine of targeted annihilation. It is easier and more technologically sophisticated than it has ever been to destroy every iota of a person and yet we are literally calibrating our emotional responses to fucking Iron Age imagery
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
How embarrassing to work for the organized kidnapping ring known as "ICE." Rolling out of bed every day to be a brainless goon. You are lower than a worm to me
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Sophiebird @distinctbird.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
"Rocco Basilico" you have got to be kidding
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
congrats to joe brandon and all the purported defenders of democracy who normalized cracking heads on student protestors in order to cover for israeli genocide. you really greased the skids for ol donnie trump to formally submarine the first amendment
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Sophiebird @distinctbird.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
The clowns at CBS really made a meal out of it too in the half time talk section. Annoying as all get out
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