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Lacuna @lacunafish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
IWTV Armand looking all pouty/pretty and saying “in my defense I am a Scorpio”
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Lydia @lydia-eve42.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is the two year anniversary of the greatest fandom event of all time. Our planning stages included frequent "no we can't do that we'll be cancelled" and then we did it anyway. If you missed it, I'm deeply sorry for you. @meomyr.bsky.social & @disabledpirate.bsky.social get all the credit. #FFS
In the style of cards against humanity:
The OFMD fandom would benefit from...
- Fanfic writers finally unionizing 
- A compelling scandal
- Abandoning your wife and kids to start a new life at sea
- A new event every day
- More crack fic
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Took him camping and the second he heard a Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird he got all mean & broody about it. ( @disabledpirate.bsky.social I love him so so so much...what a dude. )
A very very small Izzy Hands doll who is feeling confusing emotions after being haunted by the ethereal bird song of the Loon
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AJ the Not Great 🔞 @ajthenotgreat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Happy Yaoi Day! Starzzy: “It won’t fit.” Stede: “Not with that attitude, it won’t!” Starzzy: “Ridiculous twat.” First Mate Baby Star Izzy by @disabledpirate.bsky.social. Stede by @imrights.bsky.social. Purple Unicorn’s Revenge shirt by @disastershipblonde.bsky.social. #yaoiday #stizzy
Stede and Starzzy are on a kitchen counter, admiring a big eggplant.
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Lydia @lydia-eve42.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
A brave and eloquent study of grief and love and— no, it's just me shit talking actually.🥰 archiveofourown.org/works/89004811
The Loustat Show

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Summary:

“I’m just saying,” Louis says. “Could be nice.”

“Could be,” Lestat whispers back.

Claudia taps an impatient foot on the ground, which makes a sort of biological sound due to her tendons. “Are you evening listen—”

Louis and Lestat get the closure they always wanted. Claudia isn't even surprised any more.
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Natalie @nataliehall.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Jimothy flash?
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S (Not Spoiler Free!) 🔞🦄🩸🍉 @disabledpirate.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
What up Nicki Nation how are we feeling??
Elmo on fire meme but with Joseph Potter as Nicki from TVL holding up his hands and staring into the camera with vampire eye contacts in.
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S (Not Spoiler Free!) 🔞🦄🩸🍉 @disabledpirate.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I have two nickels
Jospeh Potter as Nicki from TVL with blood arm and Con ONeill as Izzy from OFMD with bloody middle finger. Edited poorly together
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crocs @caribbeancrocs.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
CALICO JACK CAN CRACK MY BALLSACK
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AJ the Not Great 🔞 @ajthenotgreat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
(1/2) Yellow dragonfruit was on sale, so I bought one and told Starzzy how it reminded me of him. He took one look at it and scoffed, but didn’t complain further. He and Jimmingbird enjoyed eating the delicious, juicy white flesh inside. First Mate Baby Izzy Star by @disabledpirate.bsky.social.
Starzzy is examining a yellow dragonfruit. They both have similar colors and points. The yellow dragonfruit has been put on a small white plate and sliced in half. Starzzy is holding a spoon to scoop out the insides and Jimmingbird is using their long red tongue to sip the juices.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
"My mayor Muslim / my bagels Jewish / my Christian Dior / Knicks in Four" is basically Keats to me
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Anisa (and Onil) @ayashitetsuko.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Guys. What if one night we all get woken up at 3AM and we find our Little Izzies floating above us, their eyes shining in the dark And they start chanting the secrets of the Universe or something
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
"girl talk" umm please call it by its formal name, the Bechdel test
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Star Swallow ✨🐦‍⬛♠️ @starswallow.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Anything for you
Never let the horrors of being alive stop you from being a little bit whimsical. An image of starIzzy with stars and hearts.
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AJ the Not Great 🔞 @ajthenotgreat.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
3/7: Umbrella After Stede and I attempted to fly a kite, Starzzy and Jimmingbird decided to have their long-awaited sunny outdoor date... It then began to rain. Both of them were too stubborn to go back indoors, so I set an umbrella next to their quilt to keep them dry. #OurFlagThinksSpring
Starzzy and Jimmingbird are sitting together on a folded quilt on our porch, protected from the rain. A large blue umbrella shields them from any raindrops blowing in the wind.
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Lisa 🏴‍☠️ #OFMD #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @dreamcatcher241.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
#OurFlagThinksSpring Day 3 - Flowers 💐 Tiny baby Izzy and mama Izzy went flower picking 🌸 Baby Izzy nearly got lost in all the flowers! Dolls by @imrights.bsky.social & @disabledpirate.bsky.social
OFMD Izzy and baby Izzy dolls by Rights and DisabledPirate. They're gathering pretty flowers in all different colours
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AJ the Not Great 🔞 @ajthenotgreat.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
3/3: Flowers (Kinda NSFW) Stede attempted to seduce Starzzy by wrapping a ribbon around his nude body and placing a rose over his groin. It seemed to be working quite well, but… First Mate Baby Izzy by @disabledpirate.bsky.social. Stede by @imrights.bsky.social. #OurFlagThinksSpring #stizzy
Stede is naked but for a red ribbon wrapped around his chest and left leg. A fake rose hides his modesty. Starzzy is at the bottom of the frame, looking at Stede. Underneath them is a white quilt with floral fabric.
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Lisa 🏴‍☠️ #OFMD #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @dreamcatcher241.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Oh no! Here is tiny baby Izzy, disrupting the photoshoot! So attention seeking that one 😂 Baby Izzy by @disabledpirate.bsky.social
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Lisa 🏴‍☠️ #OFMD #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @dreamcatcher241.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Oh no, not baby Izzy again! I don't know how he manages to sneak into the photoshoots 😅 sneaky baby Izzy by @disabledpirate.bsky.social
OFMD dolls by Rights and DisabledPirate. Baby Izzy has sneaked into the photoshoot and is photobombing everyone. So naughty!
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Lisa 🏴‍☠️ #OFMD #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @dreamcatcher241.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
#OFMDollsFashion Tiny baby Izzy was feeling left out...he doesn't have many outfits! My dog was at the groomers today and they always put a bow on his collar so baby Izzy soon grabbed it. Now he's feeling all fancy, he even did a little happy dance 🥰 Baby Izzy doll by @disabledpirate.bsky.social
OFMD tiny baby Izzy doll by DisabledPirate. Hes wearing a pretty blue bow, dancing and feeling all fancy!
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Space ✨🐙 @spacecadetglowao3.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
He complained about it being too fancy but then he was happy to help me eat it... 🙄 Star Izzy by @disabledpirate.bsky.social ⭐🖤 #dollposting
Star Izzy by @disabledpirate peering over the edge of a grey ceramic plate at a fig tart with ice cream on top.
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Star Swallow ✨🐦‍⬛♠️ @starswallow.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Wintertime is for StarIzzies. Dolls by @imrights.bsky.social & @disabledpirate.bsky.social Embroidery by @creaturefandom.bsky.social based on my drawing.
Color photo of a Rights Izzy doll wearing a fuzzy star hood, a small StarIzzy doll by S, and am embroidery hoop with a colorful embroidery of Izzy in a star onesie sleeping and surrounded by clouds an charms.
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S (Not Spoiler Free!) 🔞🦄🩸🍉 @disabledpirate.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
IN TEARS LAUGHING
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AJ the Not Great 🔞 @ajthenotgreat.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I made spiced apple pancakes, sausage patties, and coffee today! The pancakes were under scrutiny for a bit, but enjoyed nonetheless. As Starzzy reached for the coffee, I made a pancake comparison. Jimmingbird laughed and Starzzy squeaked, "F*ck off!" Star Izzy by @disabledpirate.bsky.social.
Starzzy and Jimmingbird are standing behind a tiny white plate with even tinier spiced apple pancakes of different shapes. Starzzy is turned to face a mug of coffee. The heart pancake is leaning against his bottom, which is equally small and flat. Starzzy has turned around to look at the camera in not-yet-caffeinated annoyance. Starzzy and Jimmingbird are enjoying their breakfast. Starzzy is using a fork to eat a sausage patty, which has been split into two halves. Jimmingbird is using their tongue to lick the heart pancake. Starzzy took a drink of the coffee, so the volume in the mug has reduced.
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3 pears in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
A tie for the baby and a new collar for little Izzy @disabledpirate.bsky.social @imrights.bsky.social
Tiny sad baby Izzy Hands doll in the palm of my hand wearing a black tieA small Izzy Hands doll wearing jeans and a black T-shirt with ‘daddy’ written on it and his new black and red collar with red and black bat wings and a bell
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AJ the Not Great 🔞 @ajthenotgreat.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I found an old water gun in my closet while I was clearing things out. Jimmingbird and Starzzy insist that we must keep it, but I told them there isn't room for it in the camper. I planned on giving it to my cousin's kids. They were both disappointed. Star Izzy by @disabledpirate.bsky.social.
Jimmingbird and Starzzy are standing under a very large water gun. They're situated by the gun handles. 

Yes, I know the floor is dusty! I've been moving old furniture out.
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Space ✨🐙 @spacecadetglowao3.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I wanted to make a closing post for this thread and had this idea for a pic. If a demon appears in my room tonight I have no one to blame but myself. Thank you @asisherright.bsky.social for your thoughtfulness, generosity, and friendship. This was so fun! 🖤 #dollposting @disabledpirate.bsky.social
Tiny Izzy by @disabledpirate at the center of a heptagram in a circle, drawn in chalk on a wooden floor. At each point of the heptagram is a small perfume vial. The scene is lit by three tea light candles. Is Izzy the bait, or perhaps the thing that the spell has captured?
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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
The blood of the covenant (2 people who met online by writing about fictional characters fucking nasty) is thicker than the water of the womb
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AJ the Not Great 🔞 @ajthenotgreat.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
So, the Baja Blast pie recipe I used was a bust. It doesn't taste like the drink. I essentially just made green jello cheesecake! This is the only cheesecake Starzzy will not eat. He's hiding in the nest with Jimmingbird, who is chanting prayers in Latin. Starzzy by @disabledpirate.bsky.social.
A green jello cheesecake. The inside of the green jello cheesecake. Starzzy and Jimmingbird are peeking out from the rainbow bandana over their nest.
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Space ✨🐙 @spacecadetglowao3.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Fragrance #2 is the whole reason Sylvia put this lovely collection together -- the Nosferatu scent from Heretic. Notes include lilac, ambrette, petrichor, violet absolute, orris concrete, cypriol, vegan ambergris, oud, and labdanum. Now, I must admit I do not know what a lot of (1/2) #dollposting
Izzy doll by @disabledpirate laying on a grey and purple satiny scarf with artificial leaves around him in washed out colors. There is a small dark perfume vial next to him.
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민돌이 @mindorious.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
더 안그릴것같애서 그냥 올림미다… 크리쳐 목도리 둘러주는 스티븐 #Frankenstein
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Space ✨🐙 @spacecadetglowao3.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Fragrance thread! @asisherright.bsky.social was so kind as to send me a curated collection of fragrance samples! The first one I'm trying is Chelsea Staircase from Thin Wild Mercury. It def appeals to me as a New Yorker since it's inspired by the Chelsea Hotel! Notes are lemon, Earl Grey tea, +
Tiny Izzy doll by @disabledpirate standing next to a small perfume vial labeled Chelsea Staircase, Thin Wild Mercury, against a pink, white, and green floral background.
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Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff @michellethestan.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
"I could marry Svetlana."
Shane from Heated Rivalry on top of Milton from Office Space saying "I could set the building on fire.
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kat || ✩₊˚.⋆☾𓃠☽⋆⁺₊✧ @katasstropheee.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
david: wait... the all-star game. you two had so much chemistry. ilya: 😏✨
ilya looking so smug
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3 pears in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
@imrights.bsky.social @babirousa.bsky.social @disabledpirate.bsky.social @rosymegglemoth.bsky.social
Stede, Ed and Izzy dog plushies with little Izzy doll in their Christmas outfits with red candy cane lights wrapped around them OFMD and Izzy plushies and dolls in their Christmas outfits with red candy cane lights wrapped around them
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Lisa 🏴‍☠️ #OFMD #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @dreamcatcher241.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
The boys wanted to do a Christmas photo! Even little baby Izzy found a cloak that fits him. Sending you all season's greeting 💜🏴‍☠️🎄❄️ #OFMD Dolls by @imrights.bsky.social & @disabledpirate.bsky.social
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Lisa 🏴‍☠️ #OFMD #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @dreamcatcher241.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
More Christmas greetings from the boys! Happy holidays everyone 🎄💜🏴‍☠️❄️ #OFMD Dolls by @imrights.bsky.social & @disabledpirate.bsky.social
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AJ the Not Great 🔞 @ajthenotgreat.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
While we didn’t celebrate Christmas like everyone else, we did enjoy our dessert. Jimmingbird was more than happy to lick the extra filling from the fruit pie after it had cooled. Starzzy had begged for the crème pie, especially since it was Edward’s. Star Izzy by @disabledpirate.bsky.social.
Jimmingbird is perched on a box containing a Razzleberry fruit pie. Jimmingbird is licking the spilling filling from the fruit pie, which has cooled after being baked. Starzzy is desperately clinging to a box containing a chocolate crème pie. A close-up of Starzzy’s blushing face. He’s standing in front of the chocolate crème pie box.
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Lisa 🏴‍☠️ #OFMD #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @dreamcatcher241.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Little baby Izzy wanted to join in too, the clothes are too big for him but he had fun! Tiny baby Izzy by @disabledpirate.bsky.social
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Alex @purplechrain.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Again, I truly *loved* this week’s episode of Heated Rivalry, but IT IS A WISH FULFILLMENT ROMANCE. The success of a gay hockey romance TV show, largely watched by people who are neither hockey players nor hockey fans, is not “proof that the world is ready and all we would do is love you”
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Lydia @lydia-eve42.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture
Ilya pretending to drown while Shane claps for the kidsDrowning kid meme
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S (Not Spoiler Free!) 🔞🦄🩸🍉 @disabledpirate.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I’m never shutting up about her ohhhhh my godddd
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Are these the same companies that told us the robot could do it?
Wall Street Journal headlines that says Companies Are Desperately Seeking ‘Storytellers’
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Martovskiy Zayac ☆COMMS CLOSED☆ @martovskiyzayac.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Sorry not sorry #hollanov #heatedrivalry #shanehollander #ilyarozanov
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vididoodle 🔞 @vididoodle.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
1221 - Ilya's version ❤️ #hollanov #heatedrivalry
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vididoodle 🔞 @vididoodle.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Talk to me in Russian #hollanov #heatedrivalry
[visual] Shane Hollander from Heated Rivalry on the floor wearing Ilya Rozanov's hockey shirt backwards while Ilya stands caressing his cheek and smoking his cigarette
Shane has hickeys, yes.

[note] Ive been very stressed with irl and Heated Rivalry has helped me out a ton. I dont usually read fluff but here I am. Highly recommend lol
I'll get back on track with my other work so I just ask for some patience!
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Elizabeth Rose (Comms Open) @lizzybizzyart.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
| Ottawa Captain Holding a Montreal Helmet | HAD to do a study of this one with ilya for obvious reasons #heatedrivalry #hollanov
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f o x 𑁍༘.⋆₊⟡ ࿔* @wreckedfuse.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
#hollanov #heatedrivalry
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Adele ✨ @hattersdesigns.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Your cab is definitely here 🌙 #heatedrivalry #hollanov
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S (Not Spoiler Free!) 🔞🦄🩸🍉 @disabledpirate.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
She’s literally my girlfriend I don’t care I don’t care #hrspoilers
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