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@lydia-eve42.bsky.social
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NSFW | Millennial | multifandom? | adults only, please | I will talk about politics | Canyon

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Encephalophatass (Any pronouns) @encephalophatass.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
ChatGPT fucks my wife (Source: www.instagram.com/p/DLVAPO4uX1w/)
Poem:
ChatGPT fucks my wife
and I'm really not all that pressrd about it.
A natural evolution on our path to enlightenment,
the fatal flaw made obsolete.

She enjoys the median output of the best lovers in history:
Alcibiades' favorite positions, Kind Edward's lessons from
the sex chair. Cleopatra's dominating presence, Solomon's
finest poetry, in a package just the right size, delivered how
and when she wants it--

Work smarter, not harder, right?

It sends me an automated email to let me know the labor
I've conserved in a weekly insights report: Hours logged,
achievements reached, orgasm tallied.

It saves me on average 15 minutes a day, every day, that I can
spend checking my email.

But I press my ear against the door, sometimes,
and wonder
what I'm missing

- Abigail Sims
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Lydia @lydia-eve42.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🧡🇨🇦
Every child matters
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t even know what to say anymore. The only thing Covid conscious people are trying to do, truly, is not get sick. That we’ve become the country’s newest freak show is predictable given the pandemic, but truly despicable on a base human level.
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Lydia @lydia-eve42.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cow goes moo Cat goes 🫪
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Lydia @lydia-eve42.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Prediction: there's going to be very little Wicker fic, because it's all already on screen. But I remain hopeful.
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Your fave's fave @actually.roiskinda.cool · 12/09/2026
When white people found out Covid disproportionately affected Black folks more, it was a wrap. Just like with Sandy Hook, white people have shown they are willing to sacrifice their own children for the sake of maintaining their bigotry.
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Lydia @lydia-eve42.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is the two year anniversary of the greatest fandom event of all time. Our planning stages included frequent "no we can't do that we'll be cancelled" and then we did it anyway. If you missed it, I'm deeply sorry for you. @meomyr.bsky.social & @disabledpirate.bsky.social get all the credit. #FFS
In the style of cards against humanity:
The OFMD fandom would benefit from...
- Fanfic writers finally unionizing 
- A compelling scandal
- Abandoning your wife and kids to start a new life at sea
- A new event every day
- More crack fic
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Lydia @lydia-eve42.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If COVID was "over" there would have been celebrations. There'd be a national Day. Instead the mandates ended, and everyone kind of looked at each other to see if they should care.
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Lydia @lydia-eve42.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A friend just told me people in the OFMD fandom are comparing the success of that show to - you'll never guess - heated rivalry. My god. No one has heard of ofmd, and my elderly aunt is reccing HR. The numbers weren't there. Jfc.
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Lydia @lydia-eve42.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Zosan Orpheus and Eurydice fic. Can Sanji save Zoro from the underworld? archiveofourown.org/works/917692...
Lost
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Summary:
The thing about Zoro is that he’s going to get lost.

Sanji just hadn’t expected to lose him so soon.

It’s with numb fingertips that he holds the little white flowers in front of the grave, face numb against the wind. Numb to everything.

After Zoro dies in battle, Sanji makes a deal with the gods to try to get him back.
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Lydia @lydia-eve42.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I am once again begging someone to write my exact Orpheus and Eurydice Zoro/Sanji idea with all the sentences precisely tailored to my tastes. I am willing to pay in kudos.
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Lydia @lydia-eve42.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Under no circumstances would I ever recommend someone orphan a fic. This just seems like such a bad idea. 😭
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CatCmdr1 @catcmdr1.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=Y6OG...
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"Moronic" - Marsh Family parody of Alanis Morissette's "Ironic" about Trump's Trade War with Canada
YouTube video by Marsh Family
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Lydia @lydia-eve42.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Who tf put the exclamation point next to the question mark? "What do you want for dinner!" Like. I'm trying to sound chill here.😭
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Lydia @lydia-eve42.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Idk about you, but I'm going to be maintaining this boycott regardless of who they elect next...
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Lydia @lydia-eve42.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
America just did the impossible and made Canada unite behind Quebec. Never did I think this day would happen.
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Lydia @lydia-eve42.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Why does Diet Coke taste different from Coke Zero though?
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Lydia @lydia-eve42.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Alexa: "This is a reminder: cancel cancel cancel cancel."
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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Arrête Mark Carney ⚜️ @lalegault.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Avi Lewis hasn’t posted in 6 days while 3 by-elections are 2 weeks away because they’re working hard rebuilding the party? Meanwhile Zorhan and Abdul El-Sayed post several times daily & hold daily events. The work ethic of the DSA v. the NDP is wild and why the left in Canada is losing.
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Lydia @lydia-eve42.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Omg I just learned people are still so interested in that mediocre man who thinks he's exceptional that they're doing a fandom project with favourite posts by him. 😭 (If you think my post is mean please know I did not submit hilarious posts for this project.)
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Lydia @lydia-eve42.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Sometimes it's easy to forget, but there are truly so many lovely people in the IWTV fandom. 🥹♥️
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Lydia @lydia-eve42.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Day 67 of trying to get my favourite fic author published: re-reading her novel while leaving notes on every line like this is amazing, omg this is so good. "Do you have any constructive criticism, Lydia?" No, none.
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Lydia @lydia-eve42.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
While horny might be the worst word in English, erotic has to be coming in on the top five list, right?
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Lydia @lydia-eve42.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Two people I hate are at war with each other on Twitter and it's hilarious. Why do I have work in the morning, I want to watch this all night.😂
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Lydia @lydia-eve42.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I lose a year off my life every time I see the way the HR fandom talks about Rachel
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Lydia @lydia-eve42.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I'm going to take a nap, but I haven't done anything I need do, so it's not a sleep. Distinct difference.
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Lydia @lydia-eve42.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I've gone back and forth on whether the account in my replies is a bot. I hope they are at this point.
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Lydia @lydia-eve42.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Do you prefer reading in first person or third person? I used to tolerate first person and now it makes my skin crawl. (Shoutout to my second person girlies, you are valued and cherished)
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Lydia @lydia-eve42.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Sex is good, but has your beta reader ever commented "oh fuck" in the exact right place?
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Lydia @lydia-eve42.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Zosan has taken over my brain. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Also, watch One Piece. archiveofourown.org/works/898163...
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, as a child. Off panel, someone says to her, “Enjoy your youth!”
The second panel shows child Sarah again, now frowning. The person off panel continues, saying “After you’re 30 you’ll be old and your life will basically be over.”
Before the last two panels there is text that reads “LIFE AFTER I TURNED 30.”
The third panel shows adult Sarah opening a door.
The fourth panel shows the door opens to a beautiful field with flowers, a rainbow, and a pond. Sarah says “Wait what.”
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Joanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Unsolicited writing advice, no. 7: Much as a pianist benefits from practising scales before trying a Bach variation, it helps for a writer to try several versions of something small before going large. Try this: How many ways can you write a scene in which one character learns that the other is sad?
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Sera! @seraphknights.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
having a special interest in a show you don't think is actually that good is crazy bc I will read a book and go "ofmd did this too, but later and worse"
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Lydia @lydia-eve42.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My favourite fic writer is letting me help her get published, and I'm afraid I've been given the go-ahead to bother her daily 🥰
Not scheduled: 7:50 PM
Every day (selected): 9:15 PM
Not scheduled: 11:15 PM
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Lydia @lydia-eve42.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Tell me a secret ngl.link/lydia_eve42
ngl.link
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
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Lydia @lydia-eve42.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
For never was a story of more woe Than this of gingham and calico
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Lydia @lydia-eve42.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Whyyy am I being sent another email saying "you have unsubscribed"
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fearne @ gateway soon 👀 @almandines.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I feel VERY STRONGLY about all this but I think more people should also feel as strongly as I do that scrubbing fiction into something "wholesome" and "ethical" is fascist, pro-censorship, and pro-capitalist.
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Lydia @lydia-eve42.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
A brave and eloquent study of grief and love and— no, it's just me shit talking actually.🥰 archiveofourown.org/works/89004811
The Loustat Show

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Summary:

“I’m just saying,” Louis says. “Could be nice.”

“Could be,” Lestat whispers back.

Claudia taps an impatient foot on the ground, which makes a sort of biological sound due to her tendons. “Are you evening listen—”

Louis and Lestat get the closure they always wanted. Claudia isn't even surprised any more.
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Stevie D. Alexandros/Stu Dennrael @steviealexandros.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The only ethical consideration I have for my fiction is if it's written by a human
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Lydia @lydia-eve42.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This was stunning. Run, don't walk.
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Lydia @lydia-eve42.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I didn't expect Messi to be a pretty crier, but here we are.
static.klipy.com
Kylian Mbappé Joyeux Football
Alt: Kylian Mbappé shrugging
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Sera! @seraphknights.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
imagine you're on a date with the love of your life and they tell you izzy needed to die for ed to grow
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Lydia @lydia-eve42.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
There's an old fic I'm thinking about finishing, but I don't remember the plan for the ending...
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S (Not Spoiler Free!) 🔞🦄🩸🍉 @disabledpirate.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I have two nickels
Jospeh Potter as Nicki from TVL with blood arm and Con ONeill as Izzy from OFMD with bloody middle finger. Edited poorly together
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Lydia @lydia-eve42.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
These two making me feel things I thought only fanfiction could
Angela Nikolau and Ivan Kunetsov on top of the Merdeka
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Lydia @lydia-eve42.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I am unironically OBSESSED with them, but it's so fucking stressful watching their documentary omg🫣
Angela Nikolau and Ivan Kuznetsov on top of the Empire State Building
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Lydia @lydia-eve42.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I would have used three different instances of men being romantic, but I couldn't think of two more.
"Men, what's your excuse?" meme with three pictures of the Empire State Building couple including one with their banner: when the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace.
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Lydia @lydia-eve42.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Zoro wears a dress. That's it that's the fic.💚💛 archiveofourown.org/works/87699241
Tarted Up

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Summary:

In sudden inspiration, Zoro puts his hands flat on the counter and lets his ass tilt out, the tight dress riding up to just cover his ass. He throws a look over his shoulder. “Come on, Sanji,” he drawls. “Admit you think I’m pretty.”

Zoro wears a dress and Sanji fucks him about it.
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