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Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff @michellethestan.bsky.social · 18hGoing into Michael's is so fucking bleak. 250
Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff @michellethestan.bsky.social · 18hIn case you were wondering, he says she signed a consent form so there was no wrongdoing or violation. 010
Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff @michellethestan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Disney+ has quite literally one job, it would be so nice if it could do it. 050
Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff @michellethestan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Getting in a fight on reddit with a guy who is claiming Henrietta Lacks doesn't deserve any credit for her cells revolutionizing modern medicine and I would say New Kind of Guy just dropped but it's not new it's just Racism. 1100
Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff @michellethestan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The thing about the JCO Discourse is, to me, *of course* she's absolutely terrible. One does not reach that level of Posting without their brain being absolutely fucking cooked. That woman's need to have Takes is going places on the internet even Neo wouldn't have gone with a gun. 030
Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff @michellethestan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This GBBO cast is perhaps the greatest collection of people I've ever seen? 020
Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff @michellethestan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Me: I'm cooking dinner Child: MEATBALLS?? HOT DOG? Me: No, I'm making chilli. Child: CHILLI?? Bluey Bandit Bingo???static.klipy.comChili Heeler from Bluey Looks AnnoyedAlt: Chili Heeler from Bluey Looks Annoyed 1130
Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff @michellethestan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The thing about JCO is that the platonic ideal of Posting includes takes so rancid you want to throw the person off a cliff. 060
Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff @michellethestan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Rape is a feature, not a bug, btw. 030
Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff @michellethestan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The child has begun yelling at the Google speaker to play her music. Thankfully it does not respond to "GOGGLE 'CANTO SONGS" or "GOGGLE WANA SONGS" but I fear it is only a matter of time before she learns to pronounce words. 170
Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff @michellethestan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I remember when I learned about the vitamin K shot while I was pregnant and my reaction was "Wow that's so cool!" HOW IS IT ANYTHING ELSE. YOU CAN GIVE YOUR BABY *VITAMINS* TO STOP THEM FROM A HORRIFIC DEATH AND YOU DON'T DO IT???? 070
Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff @michellethestan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Why is my child executing ballroom drops in the middle of story time 131
Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff @michellethestan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Now why did my child look at the ad for Colin Kaepernick's book, the cover of which is his face, on my kindle and go "Oh look! Mama!!" She calls the device "Mama's book" so it wasn't that. Ma'am you could not find people who look less alike. 160
Reposted by Michelle, LiveJournal StuffAndrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026 82129863553
Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff @michellethestan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comDan Levy as David Rose: Angry & UpsetAlt: David Rose in Schitt's Creek making a sassy angry face 050
Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff @michellethestan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Not to be a hater* but Justin Verlander cheated with the Astros to win the World Series sooooooo *JK if there is no one left hating the cheating Astros I am dead 120
Reposted by Michelle, LiveJournal Stuffdepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026it's the 40 year anniversary of cleveland's disastrous "balloonfest" 16854176
Reposted by Michelle, LiveJournal StuffPirate Reading Club @piratereadingclub.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Hello Pirate Readers!!! It is time to let you know STATS and who get the pirate reader crown, and who won the gift card! LET'S GOOOOOO 3155
Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff @michellethestan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Imo if they win the World Series exactly ten years after losing and shunting us into this hell timeline it might just put things right, so you should all be rooting for Cleveland. 130
Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff @michellethestan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Guardians playoff baseball parties in the Hornigold basement about to make moving worth it. 160
Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff @michellethestan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I just dropped $130 on matching family Muppet Christmas Carol jammies and I would do it again. 1130
Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff @michellethestan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026We finished the Widow's Bay season last night and I know it won All The Awards but my god it needs to somehow win more of them. 380
Reposted by Michelle, LiveJournal StuffKristin Pratt @prattkristin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026In case anyone wants to donate to Dolly’s Imagination Library today on 9/25. Happy #DollyDay! donate.imaginationlibrary.comdonate.imaginationlibrary.comHomeMake a donation and support Dolly Parton's Imagination Library in communities around the world and help put more books into the hands of more children. 0128136
Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff @michellethestan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I was thinking the other day about how important it will be to make sure my kid can do things like read maps and do basic navigation without any aid (understanding highway numbering etc) but I guess if you're rich enough you can pay people to make machines to think incorrectly for you. 5110
Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff @michellethestan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I have dnded my first DND this evening on a little family campaign with my husband, brother, and SIL and it was very overwhelming but very fun and I feel like my friends and I should probably have done this in addition to playing multi-day games of Risk in high school. As one does. 1120
Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff @michellethestan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Toy Story 5 was aggressively Fine I guess but it was a lot coming from the Screen Time People. Like the only reason my kid knows who any of these characters are is from watching *four other movies* sooo.... But anyway the Buzz Army was unbelievable I want an entire movie of Buzz Army. 021
Reposted by Michelle, LiveJournal StuffPip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻 106197416604
Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff @michellethestan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"We should buy less junk food and more fruit for snacking" is a great thing to plan with your partner in the middle of a hot summer afternoon but now it's 10:38 pm on a cool fall night and I want chips. 121866
Reposted by Michelle, LiveJournal StuffAP Stylebook @apstylebook.com · 23/09/2026Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics.apnews.comhttps://apnews.com/article/openai-safety-ai-framework-089e75b95bc935af092da7b79d92706d 5542341626
Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff @michellethestan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My dad and I have been doing a weekly zoo and McDonald's trip with my toddler and my niece who is the same age, and today a man who was eating in at the same time stopped me in the parking lot to tell me I was doing a really good job parenting/aunting and listen maybe I want to cry about it. 1170
Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff @michellethestan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Do you think the Democrats know that their constituents in red areas are *afraid for their safety* if they even put up a yard sign because in 2021 they allowed this group of political terrorists to do whatever the fuck they wanted so now I think maybe my neighbor with the Vivek sign will shoot me. 2170
Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff @michellethestan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The Fat Bear Week website seems to have crashed with the release of the first round of matchups and imo that's perhaps the best indicator of the national mood you could find. 2214
Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff @michellethestan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Got another Good Grade in Book Club tonight, this time by convincing the group the book was better than their initial impression because I had the Best Take™️. The last two meetings I have gotten my good grade by convincing everyone to hate the book more than they already did because of my Best Take™️ 1110
Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff @michellethestan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I always wanted to be a parks and rec league umpire when I was a teen, but I would keep score for my little brother's games and saw them have to routinely eject parents whenever we played teams from the neighboring city and I knew that I would cry from stress doing it. The literal worst. 130
Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff @michellethestan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I know usually I just shitpost about my kid being obnoxious and hilarious but genuinely I also want to say: have a kid so you get to hear your partner singing songs and reading stories when they do bedtime. 1130
Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff @michellethestan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Squeezing cheap Aldi tube yogurt into old expensive Bluey yogurt cupsstatic.klipy.comRugrats: "Because I've Lost Control of My Life" QuoteAlt: Stu in Rugrats stirring a pot in his pajamas saying "Because I've Lost Control of My Life" 1270
Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff @michellethestan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The ten minute wrestling match and warlord negotiation to get the toddler to put leggings on under her tutu because it is 57 degrees and raining. 130
Reposted by Michelle, LiveJournal StuffCZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Last thing* on vaccinations for today: 95% percent of us have absolutely no good reason for being unvaccinated. Our religions are almost exclusively good with it, the science is solid, even the costs are between free and manageable. So if you have ANY doubt, see your pharmacist ASAP. *prob’ly not 18728
Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff @michellethestan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026#7 - Rabbits by Terry Miles This is the September book for my book club, and I am very excited to finally go to a meeting with a book I enjoyed. This was a very fun and weird adventure with several twists I didn't see coming because of how skillfully I was pulled into K's experience. 121
Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff @michellethestan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026#6 - What Stalks the Deep by T. Kingfisher I am obsessed with this book. The combination of horror and absurdity and folklore was just perfect. Without giving anything away, the new character introduced was so ridiculously good and strange, I didn't want the story to end. 112
Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff @michellethestan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Finally catching up on logging my #piratereadingclub books. Don't judge 😂 #5 - What Feasts at Night by T. Kingfisher I was really excited to find out that the Sworn Soldier books existed, I thought it was just "What Moves the Dead," which I read awhile ago. 221
Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff @michellethestan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The previous owners of our house installed LED light fixtures where they remodeled and they all let you choose between warm and cool light and adjust the brightness, and the ability to make The Big Light feel like a Nice Little Light is perhaps one of the greatest innovations of our age. 1220
Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff @michellethestan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Come here. I wash feet. Come here. 160
Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff @michellethestan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My dad: You know, this would be really fun turnabout to watch if you were a wild child, but you were not. 070
Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff @michellethestan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Not to be a weird mom on main but they should let me microchip this child who this morning before I had even finished a cup of coffee put on her play sandals, grabbed me my slides, and ran out the back door. 150
Reposted by Michelle, LiveJournal StuffElle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb 76869831132
Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff @michellethestan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My tummy hurts and I am mad at the government.static.klipy.comAngry Tinker Bell GlowsAlt: Tinkerbell pouting 0192