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Amoeba

@amoebareads.bsky.social
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Secluded, cabin dwelling, queer old goth who makes stained glass cryptids & character relics. 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇨🇦 Your words & art are like frozen beef hearts in a tiger cage for me.

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Our Flag Means Community @ofmcommunity.bsky.social · 4h
ATTENTION WEE CON ATTENDEES! To confirm attendee numbers for the venue, we will be closing ticket sales on 15th of October. If you have a code, please remember to use it before this date. #theweecon
ticket sales for the wee con will be closing on 15th October. If you want a ticket or have a voucher code to claim, please be sure to book as soon as possible
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 3h
That feeling when one of the best ofmd authors occasionally writes for the small an much MUCH more feral WW2 show that has captivated my entire heart brain And IT'S GONNA BE A HEARTBREAKER Rub that angst all over my body
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Bonnie Lalich's Sour Cream Facial
Alt: Rubbing the angst all over my body
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Dino (spooky) @dinoromance89.bsky.social · 12h
happy spooky season my dears! 🎃 this month, i've decided to dig up all my horror-adjacent ofmd fics (of which there are surprisingly many) and share them on here, for the seasonal vibes! starting off with this Dracula / ofmd crossover i'm still quite proud of 🦇🏴‍☠️ archiveofourown.org/works/40611168
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blood is thicker than seawater - dinoromance89 - Our Flag Means Death (TV), Dracula & Related Fandoms [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Seriously.
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I basically live in a Bob Ross painting for a few months of the year. Spectacular views both large and small. Very happily saw 20 different types of mushrooms yesterday within 20 minutes. Brought this guy home for a nice omelette. (This is my 284th rodeo. Never eat mushrooms you don't know)
A gorgeous lobster mushroom developed from a short stemmed russula. Harvested from a well known area.A gorgeous lobster mushroom developed from a short stemmed russula. Harvested from a well known area.A gorgeous lobster mushroom developed from a short stemmed russula. Harvested from a well known area.A gorgeous lobster mushroom developed from a short stemmed russula. Harvested from a well known area.
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It is 323am I am worrying about nonsense things that don't even apply to Anything right now I need to be gentle with myself and I need this to stop
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Ed Zeppelin 🏴‍☠️COMMISSIONS OPEN!!!🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🏴‍☠️ @ourartmeanszepp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A jack o lanten with an excited face and the words, ITS WEEN
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OFMD Kinktober 2026! @ofmdkinktober.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy Kinktober, everyone! When you share your work, tag us here or on tumblr, or use the hashtag #OFMDKinktober, and we'll share your post 🥰 You can also add your AO3 work to our official collection 'ofmdkinktober2026' when you upload your work! archiveofourown.org/collections/...
OFMD Kinktober

How To Share Your Work!

Add your AO3 work to the official collection: ofmdkinktober2026

Tag the OFMD Kinktober account on Bluesky (@ofmdkinktober) and/or on Tumblr (@ofmd-kinktober) 

Use the hashtag #OFMDKinktober
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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦 @thehobo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For the last 10 years
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The thing about having a rare form of an extremely common disease that is already very very pushed aside by doctors is that OH it SOOoooO rare nobody *actually* has it and I've Never seeeeen it Meanwhile I'm sitting there with surgically confirmed thoracic endometriosis
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Frog🦄 Joe Meek fanboy & local daddy fucker 🏳️‍🌈🦇⚰️💕🌸🎀 @frooogscream.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jeremy Brett as Sherlock Holmes in the Granada Adaptation looking like a soaking wet pathetic blorbo in a Victorian nightgown. Edited onto the picture is an post reading: fuck it we ball (malnourished, heavy eye bags, dehydrated and on the verge of insanity)
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Take coffee into the shower It is so so good Make the wet zone more good
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The absolute joy of thinking I might be almost finished with the red beads... Only to discover 3 more cups of ✨The Very Nice RED beads✨ I absolutely understand the ancient urge to get buried with a fuckton of beads. I would be so proud of my skeleton. The archeology intern would be so stoked.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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Saz @myhowtheyfly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy to report that Izzy Hands is celebrating Dolly Parton day by having massive tits.
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Miscellaneous Reasons To Live @reasonsbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Late nights where the world feels mysterious, wild, and hopeful
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@AmySilverberg

One time a writer friend of mine got too drunk and sobbed bc she said there were too many books in the world she wouldn’t have time to read, and this guy down the bar said, ladies—he isn’t worth it and my friend yelled IM CRYING ABOUT BOOKS and that shut the guy up
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Emotional support burrito is being deployed
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Coyote Eats Burrito
Alt: Coyote Eats Burrito
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If any Bears ( or anyone..lol. ) are looking for an off grid cabin in rural New Brunswick, My neighbor is selling a truly *fucking fantastic* camp. Only 3 years old. Everything is brand new. We need more gay hermits in the area. www.realtor.ca/l/bZP0N/ja?u...
realtor.ca
Check out this listing
460 Dufferin Road, Dufferin, New Brunswick   E4A3P8
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Miscellaneous Reasons To Live @reasonsbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
you haven’t made your best piece of art yet, and you deserve to see what that will be
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Frog🦄 Joe Meek fanboy & local daddy fucker 🏳️‍🌈🦇⚰️💕🌸🎀 @frooogscream.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jeremy Brett as Sherlock Holmes and David Burke as John Watson, a speech bubble is drawn from Watsons mouth to the post below
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Miscellaneous Reasons To Live @reasonsbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
there are birds you haven’t seen yet
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkkk 🫩 like... Fer fuck sake. Do * The Horrors * really have to right now?!
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Professionally Nosy @professionallynosy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My Rage Against the Machine/Les Mis mashup is complete. This is my interpretation of the quilt guild’s summer challenge “quilt with your interpretation and/or feelings towards our current ‘democracy’” all hand stitched.
Quilt hanging on a card catalog. Neutral background with navy cursive appliqué “Do you hear thr people sing?” The background is embroidered in red starting light and getting bolder the lyrics to “killing in the name” the quilting effect is a focused sunburst from the center.
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
James Dean was in three movies. Three. None of them were great. You guys can try to build your legacies through a lifetime of meaningful achievements if you want. I’m going to continue focusing on what really matters: looking awesome
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Die Booth @diebooth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Reminder that I have creepy beautiful ebooks available at ko-fi.com/diebooth/sho... or payhip.com/DieBooth if you wanna be kept awake at night for less than the price of a coffee! All proceeds go towards my medical bills 🖤 #booksky #horror #horrorbooks #queerauthor #lgbtqia
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Die Booth
Die Booth loves wild beaches, feral tunes and cosy darkness. When not writing, drawing, or making stuff he runs Last Rites, the best* goth club in Chester, England, with his partner.You can read his w...
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Rabies and Free Beer ( What my community has today )
Rabies and Free Beer posted on fb
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bisexual retired chef husband almost died ( of horny ) watching this. In other news.. he is making Sheppard's pie for dinner and I am making a mad scientist outfit For reasons youtu.be/ViwJHgZMUHQ?...
youtu.be
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One day I'll sit in a spoons...and several of you sad bastards had better also be there.
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I wish they would ban Bigfoot discussion on the local bus Some gross ass old hippie has a * Detailed * Story about fucking a lady Sasquatch when he was out tree planting in northern BC I have heard it thrice too many times
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🔞🍋🌿ξ๑ˊ ꈊˋ๑Ҙ🌿🍋🔞 | Comms Closed @sourgoat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
2022 - - - My favorite idiots
Ed and Jack doing an Eiffel tower on Izzy Hands
Jack and Izzy both have collars connected with a metal chain.
All three of them are trans men :)

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Feed tags
🍋✨ | 🌿✨ | OFMD | Our Flag Means Death
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran would one hundred percent hide a zombie bite.
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@amuseoffyre.bsky.social FIVE POINTS ON TASKMASTER YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH #OFMD
A Fang Muppet made by Fyre
WINNING 5 POINTS ON TASKMASTER A Fang Muppet made by Fyre
WINNING 5 POINTS ON TASKMASTER
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Die Booth @diebooth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am back off holiday and my Kofi shop is now open again! ko-fi.com/post/My-shop... Loads of cool handmade stuff - patches, original artwork, jewellery, magical talismans, books, zines - available to buy and help an unwaged queer creator out! #bsnm #queerart #handmade #ofmd
Our Flag Means Death cat flag inspired handmade patchesA selection of original hand drawn little birds done in ink and coloured pencil six white faux taxidermy micea Licquorice Allsorts inspired art necklace made of felt and beads
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We need all the pirate peeps to wish magical good vibes shit to Mr. Amoeba Job interview at a LOVELY farm ( and we are on our very last 10 bucks ) 🧑‍🌾🌳🌲🌳🌲🌈🫜🥔🧅🧄
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Reach out and touch ( the SAS murder twinks playing up in front of Con's dressing trailer on set of SAS )
Con as General Montgomery 
Screenshot from Tumbler credit to fuck yeah Izzy HandsBill Fraser and Johnny Cooper 
Sad bastard and the murder kitten
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Live Laugh Toaster bath
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What's your sign?
A sign in the style of an old BC provincial campground placed in a massive wildfire burn scar that says:

Forced into a great and difficult transformation
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hopefully this works…. #BookSky
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As professional set designers, Chloe Barcelou and Brandon Batchelder built their tiny home on wheels almost entirely out of salvaged materials, upcycled decor, and junked items from flea markets and movie sets. IG: @shiphouseproductions www.instagram.com/shiphousepro...
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Star Swallow ✨🐦‍⬛♠️ @starswallow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
💚💚💚
Color photo of a person holding a pillow with cross stitch on it. The edges have a decorated blue and red pattern. Words in the middle read: sometimes you don't choose what gives you a boner in the dick of your heart.
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Frog🦄 Joe Meek fanboy & local daddy fucker 🏳️‍🌈🦇⚰️💕🌸🎀 @frooogscream.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Petition: Immediately unfreeze gender-affirming surgeries and protect NHS Welsh Gender Service patients Signatures from Wales are most needed but YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE FROM WALES TO SIGN petitions.senedd.wales/petitions/24...
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Petition: Immediately unfreeze gender-affirming surgeries and protect NHS Welsh Gender Service patients.
We call on the Senedd and Welsh Government to direct the NHS Wales Joint Commissioning Committee (NWJCC) to: Immediately unfreeze scheduled and approved gender-affirming surgeries for patients who have already completed assessments. Ensure that any ongoing clinical review is conducted concurrently without disrupting active, established patient care. Publish clear, transparent Terms of Reference and a strict timeline for the independent review of the Welsh Gender Service.
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I GOT TO DANCE WITH AN EMU NAMED KEVIN
Emu named Kevin Emu named Kevin Emu named Kevin
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Chicken & wild chanterelle pizza for dinner tonight with best friends. Epic back tattoo weekend for Mr Amoeba ( Because best friend is so fuckin talented & generous and best ) I love leaving the house sometimes
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We are at a friend's house we've discovered that our Irish wolfhound LOVES CATS And the second I get home I'm going to really really really really really really really really really Need To NOT get a cat Because driving across Canada with a cat sounds horrible I can wait I can I shall
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The only HP allowed in my house is THE SAUCE Because that shit is DELICIOUS ( anything else HP is rancid and can please fuck off forever )
A graphic depicting the size of a HP bottle compared to a human torso
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val @destroymuse.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
this is so real
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I am getting really emotional about making soup with friends this week.
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This morning I said Oh! It's DickFuck day! Mr.Amoeba was like.. Oh? Uhhhhhhh ... Alright? 🤣 Happy September the 1st!
A badly drawn picture of Izzy Hands in a star snugly.
He looks wet and pathetic and has large boobs that are breasting booobly.
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