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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 5h
I had this exact picture as my desktop background while in school to get my B.S. in computer science. This is a picture of her next to all the code she wrote that sent NASA to the moon. She was my personal inspiration. May she rest in power.
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 6h
In my head I read this like: 👩‍✈️UMM OKAY 👌🏻 💁🏼‍♀️ HAHA 🫣 YASS OVER CLIPR!😩🤦‍♀️ NOW AT 12000 FT 🫡✈️
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m scared to ask but who is liberty biberty
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who needs the bubonic plague when Americans are bringing measles back?
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m just saying, maybe the Siberian plague isn’t the most critical public health risk we should all be talking about.
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karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Many of the most annoying takes in the world would go away if people could accept that: • Math is liberal arts • Computer science is math Neither of these should be controversial and yet!
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m scared to set up a follow up call bc I changed my health insurance
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
-you haven't been able to fly to russia since 2022 -there are a dozen cases of plague in the US every year and it never goes anywhere because medieval diseases are actually no match for soap and antibiotics
"Plague outbreak in Russia from a lab. 

We MUST ban all commercial flights to and from Russia NOW"
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have been sleeping on couscous
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Macklemore would never
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Murdering people intentionally should be the ONE THING this country gets right, and we still regularly botch it.
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Pé 🍺🧿 @forevernever.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's weird how the federal government is constantly being hacked after DOGE gutted the government's cybersecurity agencies.
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just a bit of a scuffle, a light stabbing, no big deal
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Between this flight losing its pilots (due to fighting) and the fighter jets that got scrambled to shoot it down... these passengers are extremely lucky to be alive. Plane was reportedly landed by a Ukrainian and a Russian, pilots flying as passengers, who took over and landed the flight safely.|
apnews.com
A fight between pilots forces a flight to Tel Aviv to land in Saudi Arabia, officials say
A FlyDubai plane traveling from Dubai in the United Arab Emirates to Israel has made an emergency landing in Saudi Arabia, raising concerns about a possible hijacking and prompting Israel to scramble ...
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The bad news is nothing will ever be the same again. The good news is nothing will ever be the same again.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I won't stand for this because I have shitty knees.
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love this so much
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
also super convenient that somehow the AI hacked a federal government but did not access any data or interrupt any operations. very very convenient the AI decided to suddenly stop hacking
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Frankly climbing a ladder is exhausting so I don’t know why people care enough to pull it up behind them
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Karen says it so so well here, A+. No notes. As far as I am concerned, this debate is over and Karen has wrapped it up nicely.
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think the "debate" about bringing iced coffee to job interviews is effective at distracting people from the really bad job market, the high unemployment rate for Black women, ongoing mass layoffs in tech and media, and how Gen Z workers are refusing to adopt many toxic aspects of corp work culture
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
THIS IS EVERGREEN
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So this is the second time this year that the FBI has been compromised. First was the FBI directors personal photos, now it’s a hacking group with all FBI agent names. 100% OPSEC
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Jessica Lyons @jessicalyons.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ShinyHunters claims they hacked the FBI and stole 2-3TB of employee data via an Oracle PeopleSoft 0day. “This is NOT financially motivated,” they told me. “We want the FBI to correct or retract their statements they made, which included substantial false allegations.”
theregister.com
ShinyHunters claims FBI hack: 'This is NOT financially motivated'
This time it's personal
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If I make fun of your name, I’m not making fun of you. I’m making fun of your parents.
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Scare-emy Haunt Wheels @kateneely.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
[Stanford researcher attempts to tell me about my other brain] jesus christ not now Stanford researcher
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NEW BRAIN DROPPED
med.stanford.edu
Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“My student is not a craven opportunist,” says craven opportunist professor Amy Chua.
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I feel vindicated for liking Macklemore.
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
Not a typo. Four thousand.
futurism.com
Police Investigator Accused of Making Over 4,000 Illegal Flock Camera Searches
An employee for the Albany County Sheriff's Office was caught conducting over 4,000 unauthorized queries on five people.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“May I help you?” “Please communicate my desire to open a dialogue with the ownership of this establishment regarding the possible procurement of gainful employment as promulgated by the advertisement affixed to the portal.” “So, you’re here about the job?” “Most indubitably.”
Sign on door reads “Help Wanted ‘Must dominate the English language.’”
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The reason we don’t have affordable healthcare or college in the United States is because otherwise no one would join the military.
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I don’t think the legal world is prepared for a generation of millennial judges on the bench, we are merely getting a taste here. Get ready for judges castigating lawyers for not being “awesomesauce” and signing off orders with “cool beans.”
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just learned my dad has cancer. Idk how to process this.
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Nothing classier than stopping by prostitution city in a rusty boat full of barely legal, armed teenagers
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026
macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
SSRI withdrawal should be recognized as a disability
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dropp ΘΔ @dropp.chee.gay · 28/08/2026
It'll be a cold day in hell before I let a br*tish "person" tell me I can't say y'all
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This is the last thing I needed a British man to opine about. y’all crazy.
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My brain for no reason: Japan is like the France of Asia
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Is L.A. Noire worth purchasing?
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Is it me or has pathfinding on Google Maps been unhinged lately? I have been taking some of the weirdest routes to my destination
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
There are two middle-aged men named Bryan Johnston, both who are famous on the internet for their “health”; have been found to be unhealthy. What are the odds?
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Sometimes a third-party SaaS can look like a Trojan horse. Tempting, until you look deeper under the surface🔎
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
There is no ethical consumption under surveillance capitalism. There is no privacy under surveillance capitalism.
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Calling Xfinity Customer service feels worse than going to the DMV
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This is vile. I grew up in poverty, and as a teenager I tried to hide my living conditions because I didn’t want other kids to know I was poor. Meanwhile I would feel shame because other kids at schools had reliable transportation, nicer clothes, and money for lunch.
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 24/07/2026
they say it becomes harder to learn new things as you age and yet here i am continuously learning about muscle joint tendon and skeletal conditions every time i experience a new one
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Last day of work today. Bittersweet
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