dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 5hI had this exact picture as my desktop background while in school to get my B.S. in computer science. This is a picture of her next to all the code she wrote that sent NASA to the moon. She was my personal inspiration. May she rest in power. 040
dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 6hIn my head I read this like: 👩✈️UMM OKAY 👌🏻 💁🏼♀️ HAHA 🫣 YASS OVER CLIPR!😩🤦♀️ NOW AT 12000 FT 🫡✈️ 000
dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’m scared to ask but who is liberty biberty 000
dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Who needs the bubonic plague when Americans are bringing measles back? 010
dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’m just saying, maybe the Siberian plague isn’t the most critical public health risk we should all be talking about. 000
Reposted by dis-associate is bananaskarl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Many of the most annoying takes in the world would go away if people could accept that: • Math is liberal arts • Computer science is math Neither of these should be controversial and yet! 932832
dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’m scared to set up a follow up call bc I changed my health insurance 020
Reposted by dis-associate is bananasHell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026-you haven't been able to fly to russia since 2022 -there are a dozen cases of plague in the US every year and it never goes anywhere because medieval diseases are actually no match for soap and antibiotics 1835547
dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Murdering people intentionally should be the ONE THING this country gets right, and we still regularly botch it. 010
Reposted by dis-associate is bananasPé 🍺🧿 @forevernever.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It's weird how the federal government is constantly being hacked after DOGE gutted the government's cybersecurity agencies. 692166800
dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just a bit of a scuffle, a light stabbing, no big deal 000
Reposted by dis-associate is bananasaltNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Between this flight losing its pilots (due to fighting) and the fighter jets that got scrambled to shoot it down... these passengers are extremely lucky to be alive. Plane was reportedly landed by a Ukrainian and a Russian, pilots flying as passengers, who took over and landed the flight safely.|apnews.comA fight between pilots forces a flight to Tel Aviv to land in Saudi Arabia, officials sayA FlyDubai plane traveling from Dubai in the United Arab Emirates to Israel has made an emergency landing in Saudi Arabia, raising concerns about a possible hijacking and prompting Israel to scramble ... 38336132
dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The bad news is nothing will ever be the same again. The good news is nothing will ever be the same again. 000
Reposted by dis-associate is bananasJames Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I won't stand for this because I have shitty knees. 28832
dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026also super convenient that somehow the AI hacked a federal government but did not access any data or interrupt any operations. very very convenient the AI decided to suddenly stop hacking 221
dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Frankly climbing a ladder is exhausting so I don’t know why people care enough to pull it up behind them 010
dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Karen says it so so well here, A+. No notes. As far as I am concerned, this debate is over and Karen has wrapped it up nicely. 010
Reposted by dis-associate is bananasKaren K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I think the "debate" about bringing iced coffee to job interviews is effective at distracting people from the really bad job market, the high unemployment rate for Black women, ongoing mass layoffs in tech and media, and how Gen Z workers are refusing to adopt many toxic aspects of corp work culture 642834636
dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026So this is the second time this year that the FBI has been compromised. First was the FBI directors personal photos, now it’s a hacking group with all FBI agent names. 100% OPSEC 000
Reposted by dis-associate is bananasJessica Lyons @jessicalyons.bsky.social · 22/09/2026ShinyHunters claims they hacked the FBI and stole 2-3TB of employee data via an Oracle PeopleSoft 0day. “This is NOT financially motivated,” they told me. “We want the FBI to correct or retract their statements they made, which included substantial false allegations.”theregister.comShinyHunters claims FBI hack: 'This is NOT financially motivated'This time it's personal 17282155
dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If I make fun of your name, I’m not making fun of you. I’m making fun of your parents. 000
Reposted by dis-associate is bananasScare-emy Haunt Wheels @kateneely.bsky.social · 21/09/2026[Stanford researcher attempts to tell me about my other brain] jesus christ not now Stanford researcher 022924
Reposted by dis-associate is bananasRyan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026NEW BRAIN DROPPEDmed.stanford.eduHuman brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research findsStanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more. 232600780
Reposted by dis-associate is bananasKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually 11896961921
dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“My student is not a craven opportunist,” says craven opportunist professor Amy Chua. 000
dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I feel vindicated for liking Macklemore. 010
Reposted by dis-associate is bananasHypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026Not a typo. Four thousand.futurism.comPolice Investigator Accused of Making Over 4,000 Illegal Flock Camera SearchesAn employee for the Albany County Sheriff's Office was caught conducting over 4,000 unauthorized queries on five people. 12650225
Reposted by dis-associate is bananasUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 09/09/2026“May I help you?” “Please communicate my desire to open a dialogue with the ownership of this establishment regarding the possible procurement of gainful employment as promulgated by the advertisement affixed to the portal.” “So, you’re here about the job?” “Most indubitably.” 57807110
dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The reason we don’t have affordable healthcare or college in the United States is because otherwise no one would join the military. 000
dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I don’t think the legal world is prepared for a generation of millennial judges on the bench, we are merely getting a taste here. Get ready for judges castigating lawyers for not being “awesomesauce” and signing off orders with “cool beans.” 010
dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Just learned my dad has cancer. Idk how to process this. 110
dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Nothing classier than stopping by prostitution city in a rusty boat full of barely legal, armed teenagers 000
Reposted by dis-associate is bananasMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading. 795166623670
dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 31/08/2026SSRI withdrawal should be recognized as a disability 120
Reposted by dis-associate is bananasdropp ΘΔ @dropp.chee.gay · 28/08/2026It'll be a cold day in hell before I let a br*tish "person" tell me I can't say y'all 62905188
dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 28/08/2026This is the last thing I needed a British man to opine about. y’all crazy. 020
dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 18/08/2026My brain for no reason: Japan is like the France of Asia 010
dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Is it me or has pathfinding on Google Maps been unhinged lately? I have been taking some of the weirdest routes to my destination 000
dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 29/07/2026There are two middle-aged men named Bryan Johnston, both who are famous on the internet for their “health”; have been found to be unhealthy. What are the odds? 000
dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Sometimes a third-party SaaS can look like a Trojan horse. Tempting, until you look deeper under the surface🔎 000
dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 28/07/2026There is no ethical consumption under surveillance capitalism. There is no privacy under surveillance capitalism. 020
dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Calling Xfinity Customer service feels worse than going to the DMV 000
dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 24/07/2026This is vile. I grew up in poverty, and as a teenager I tried to hide my living conditions because I didn’t want other kids to know I was poor. Meanwhile I would feel shame because other kids at schools had reliable transportation, nicer clothes, and money for lunch. 140
Reposted by dis-associate is bananasFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 24/07/2026they say it becomes harder to learn new things as you age and yet here i am continuously learning about muscle joint tendon and skeletal conditions every time i experience a new one 514529
dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Last day of work today. Bittersweet 020