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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 2h
Pop in one of these bad boys and boom, curry done
Golden curry box - Japanese curry mix
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ha! And everyone around you is the extended family. Like wedding photos from the 1920s.
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
My timeline seems to agree with this sentiment haha
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Post a poster go used to have in your room, apartment or house. I still have this one - Skull of a Skeleton with burning cigarette by Van Gogh
Skull of a skeleton with burning cigarette by Van Gogh. Self descriptive painting
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap
Mystic Spiral, a fictional band from the MTV animated series “Daria”
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
DONT DO IT CLARENCE
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
You will never guess who is behind the mononucleosis. He is behind everything isn’t he
Mononucleosis ("mono" or
Main symptoms of
Infectious Mononucleosis
Central
glandular fever) is a contagious viral infection, most commonly caused by the Epstein-Barr virus (EBV), that
spreads through saliva, often affecting teenagers and young adults. Symptoms include extreme fatigue, fever, sore throat, and swollen lymph nodes. It typically lasts 2 to 4 weeks, with recovery focused on rest and hydration. ®
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
You are not wrong
Garamond in italics
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Today I learned what a TacFur is and frankly speaking this is the type of energy we need to bring into fighting ICE
Tactical furries, ready for duty
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Also I’m pointing out this typo because I’m very petty
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
What did he mean by this? I’m wracking my brain trying to decide if he just mistyped this or not. “Plaintiffs are unlikely to succeed… so they are unlikely to suffer harm.” Usually plaintiffs try to succeed so they do not suffer harm?? Not the other way around??
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
As a Texan, he was right when he said this tho
The obvious losers the people of Texas
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I can’t believe Judge Jerry Smith would say something so brave, and yet so controversial
“The obvious losers are the People of Texas” - screenshot from the dissent
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
This happened to me!!!
Spelling suggestion that “recommendations” be spelled like “recommandations”
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Your own article
Text: The bloodbath unfolded at the facility in the Texas city shortly after 7am CT Wednesday morning, when the gunman targeted migrants on an unmarked transport van before killing himself.
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Somebody please explain 😭
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Who is this supposed to be?
Zoomed in of the quoted post of a man holding a bong
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Wait, it’s all vibes?? “Always has been”
Meme of two astronauts looking at Earth. One astronaut has a gun pointed at the others back.
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Can I make an educated guess?
Blue sky timeline showing mikes tweet below a tweet from fin twitter announcing trumps 50% tariff of steel and aluminum taking effect
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Also those law professors:
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Me when someone rejects my red lines in the document.
District court judge van dyke holding a pistol
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Me when I just want to show people my hobbies
Judge van jones video dissent, standing in front a table full of pistols, holding some gun parts in his hands
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
This is where I’m at rn. I literally tried for over an hour until my hands hurt until I gave up and went for the box cutter. Wtaf
A bottle of Afrin with the top cut off
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Today I found out I’m already conducting sabotage with just my own incompetence, sweet
(12) General Devices for Lowering Morale and Creating Confusion
(a) Give lengthy and incomprehensible expla-
natlons when questioned.
(b) Report imaginary spies or danger to the/ destapo er police.
(c) Act stupid.
(d) Be as irritable and quarrelsome as possible .
without getting yourself into trouble.
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Mood
Woman pointing rifle at early desktop computer
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