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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 6h
I had this exact picture as my desktop background while in school to get my B.S. in computer science. This is a picture of her next to all the code she wrote that sent NASA to the moon. She was my personal inspiration. May she rest in power.
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 7h
We need to let the pilots have emojis on these
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 7h
In my head I read this like: 👩‍✈️UMM OKAY 👌🏻 💁🏼‍♀️ HAHA 🫣 YASS OVER CLIPR!😩🤦‍♀️ NOW AT 12000 FT 🫡✈️
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 11h
Despite so many claiming that women are weak and inferior, these men not only outnumbered her but also used some sort of weapon and attacked her from behind. Knocking her unconscious. It’s pathetic. They’re so afraid of having a fair fight with a woman they consider beneath them.
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 12h
I love canning! I would also recommend drying/dehydrating for spices and peppers :) keeps them around longer and I will often hang up dried peppers as a little decor :)
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m scared to ask but who is liberty biberty
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A sticky note over his face should be harmless at least
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am curious about the legality of marking out images of Trump on your passport
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am so happy I got my passport renewed before this. Wow.
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who needs the bubonic plague when Americans are bringing measles back?
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m just saying, maybe the Siberian plague isn’t the most critical public health risk we should all be talking about.
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Glaude.
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Same
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karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Many of the most annoying takes in the world would go away if people could accept that: • Math is liberal arts • Computer science is math Neither of these should be controversial and yet!
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So Jesus: - very tall - red eyes - roars like a lion - has a red aura - full of rage Is this man sure he didn’t see the devil?
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m scared to set up a follow up call bc I changed my health insurance
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
-you haven't been able to fly to russia since 2022 -there are a dozen cases of plague in the US every year and it never goes anywhere because medieval diseases are actually no match for soap and antibiotics
"Plague outbreak in Russia from a lab. 

We MUST ban all commercial flights to and from Russia NOW"
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have been sleeping on couscous
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Macklemore would never
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well, we all know the average rain is about five inches
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As a Texan, ofcourse it’s Texas.
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Murdering people intentionally should be the ONE THING this country gets right, and we still regularly botch it.
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Pé 🍺🧿 @forevernever.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's weird how the federal government is constantly being hacked after DOGE gutted the government's cybersecurity agencies.
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yes. A guy holding a knife who just stabbed someone and is nosediving the plane
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It was two pilots who fought off the pilot with a knife tho, right? But ah, I didn’t know that. I just assumed it was basic training or something
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I heard that there were two pilot passengers who helped land the plane. Apparently one Ukrainian and one Russian? Needs confirmation
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just a bit of a scuffle, a light stabbing, no big deal
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Between this flight losing its pilots (due to fighting) and the fighter jets that got scrambled to shoot it down... these passengers are extremely lucky to be alive. Plane was reportedly landed by a Ukrainian and a Russian, pilots flying as passengers, who took over and landed the flight safely.|
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A fight between pilots forces a flight to Tel Aviv to land in Saudi Arabia, officials say
A FlyDubai plane traveling from Dubai in the United Arab Emirates to Israel has made an emergency landing in Saudi Arabia, raising concerns about a possible hijacking and prompting Israel to scramble ...
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In fairness many pilots tend to be former military, so it’s not super off
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The bad news is nothing will ever be the same again. The good news is nothing will ever be the same again.
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Other thing is that I never, ever, asked a computer to recommend anything to me. It just forces recommendations on to my first page.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I won't stand for this because I have shitty knees.
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ah yes the famous SCOTUS opinion which ruled that subject matter and personal jurisdiction can be established by wanting to look at a thing.
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I would get Sam Altman’s face tattooed on my ass if OpenAI hacked and deleted my student loans.
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love this so much
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I jwant to spare a thought for all the OpenAI associate counsels who have to research US data breach notification laws. Welcome to the clusterfuck.
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the equivalent of a burglar gently unlocking your door but not opening it.
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
also super convenient that somehow the AI hacked a federal government but did not access any data or interrupt any operations. very very convenient the AI decided to suddenly stop hacking
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
OpenAI is SO SMART it can create an AI that hacks governments & corporations but apparently not smart enough to LOG WHAT IT DOES???
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sorry how did OpenAI NOT KNOW that the agent was hacking public websites. Do they not keep basic logs of its activities? ? There’s just no way
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Frankly climbing a ladder is exhausting so I don’t know why people care enough to pull it up behind them
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Welcome to my city! 🥰🤗
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
depends on the flavor. Limoncello is a yes.
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Karen says it so so well here, A+. No notes. As far as I am concerned, this debate is over and Karen has wrapped it up nicely.
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think the "debate" about bringing iced coffee to job interviews is effective at distracting people from the really bad job market, the high unemployment rate for Black women, ongoing mass layoffs in tech and media, and how Gen Z workers are refusing to adopt many toxic aspects of corp work culture
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
imagine how hard it must be to land a plane in a fursuit. Unimaginable skill.
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As a Texan I can also add that it’s been hot as hades down here in the summer, and it sucks to drench a blazer with sweat just to suffer in it.
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Do men not have their own nipples?
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
THIS IS EVERGREEN
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dis-associate is bananas @dis-associate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I know my personal anecdote has no weight here but as a Gen Z woman this resonates, but maybe not to this extent. There just feels to be too much awfulness around to feel sexy enough for it.
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