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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27)

@dirtbagqueer.rocks
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writer in residence @ texas roadhouse // NYT bestselling author + stonewall award winner // first book: ONE OF THE BOYS, out now! // next book: RISEBALL, out summer ‘27! // MGS podcast: @shadowmosesbook.club // buffalo gal // she/her🏳️‍⚧️ // victoria.monster

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 11h
i really like that the game only lets you make superficial calls about hawks’s character. no matter what, they’re a bitchy old drunk with a bunch of damage, and there isn‘t a single damn dialogue option in the world that’ll keep them from pushing bennic away
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 12h
bugs i think its the best star wars game since KOTOR2, and i have a really high opinion of the JEDI games
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 12h
i think you can make a pretty good guess about what is going to happen at some point in a game set at the very end of the clone wars, and the game plants a bunch of flags so you’re REALLY sure you know whats about to happen and it still got me
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 12h
i don’t want to spoil it bc its really something if you don’t know quite what is coming or when but the act 2 turn in ZERO COMPANY is truly some of the meanest shit i’ve ever seen in a video game. i’m screaming crying throwing up punching air
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 19h
Decided to test this for myself and Pangram told me with "high confidence"(!!!!) that sentences of a fic I wrote in literally 2018 were AI-generated
A pangram screenshot. The actual text is: To Victoria’s surprise, Alex is the first to voice his support. “Fuck it. Let’s do it,” he shrugs, standing up and striding over to the front door. Victoria raises a skeptical brow at him, but swiftly turns her gaze to the rest of the group, awaiting their responses.
“If it’s going to… for lack of a better term, eat us, no matter what… then it might be easier, psychologically speaking, to speed up the inevitable,” PupDOS agrees; and then suddenly, she smiles. Not polite, not humouring, but genuine, almost… relieved. Sazley sees the smile, and barely conceals a frown, but no one else seems to take notice. “I’m in,” PupDOS says, and she is surer than she’s been about anything of late.
Sazley is quick to follow, breaking out into an awkward grin to suppress her nerves. “I, uh, I guess this is our best shot,” she says.
Sabrina and Rebecca exchange worried glances, neither one completely confident about this plan. Both of them sit for a second, just processing the possible pros and cons of going along with Victoria’s idea. Finally, Sabrina reaches her hand over until it is resting overtop of Rebecca’s, and she leans over and whispers something in her girlfriend’s ear. Rebecca smiles a little, and then she nods.

18% of it is highlighted as AI by pangram with "high confidence": Only two spans are highlighted as AI: the end of the Sazley paragraph, "I, uh, I guess this is our best shot," she says, and the first two sentences of the next paragraph: "Sabrina and Rebecca exchange worried glances, neither one completely confident about this plan. Both of them sit for a second, just processing the possible pros and cons of going along with Victoria's idea."
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 16h
idk, i think delusions of grandeur are gonna make that bill seem pretty reasonable to the SDSUs of the world
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 16h
this might be the only way to save the MAC
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 16h
north dakota state immediately making the playoff in their first year in FBS is going to make that whole set of FCS teams up there in the plains go completely insane, and i’m ready to see what happens
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 18h
i definitely understand what the purpose of charlotte football is. definitely. for sure
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 18h
i’ve actually been told i wouldn’t be a real supporter of prison abolition if i unsubscribed, so that’s not true
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 20h
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 20h
keelon russell is one of them ones. this kid is electric
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 20h
when the packers draft you in 2 years, youre gonna be grateful you pooped your pants on ABC on a crisp october afternoon
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 20h
welcome to the struggle mr kamario taylor
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 20h
he had so much motion god made him go bald in his mid 20s. it was the only way to keep him honest
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 20h
many people are tapping in to say their own fathers had perms and i am here to report that my dad simply had it like that
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 22h
we need to take prison abolition language away from people who cant read. "you unfollowing a youtuber after he turned out to have assaulted someone is an example of punitive justice" no its not. thats not true
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
tell 'em, girl
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mapleboy (from youtube) @mplb0001.bsky.social · 23h
red wings in-house dj provided us with possibly the coolest start to a fight in known history last night
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 23h
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Jennifer May @jennmay997.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ok I clicked on her wiki and I have to say, queen shit right here
Highlighted section of Stephanie Booth’s Wikipedia: after she was outed “[she] told employees and the press that she had caught a tropical disease to which the only cure was to have hormone injections and become a woman, or she would die. However, the Hospital for Tropical Diseases in London stated "We can't think of a single disease requiring such treatment."
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 23h
pops, what are you doing out here with all this motion this is entirely too much motion
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 23h
my father just sent this (apparently newly rediscovered???) photo of him posing with his first car in the family groupchat and it‘s turned the whole thing into a smoking crater. for reasons i hope are apparent
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 23h
he’s absolutely fucking doomed lol
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 03/10/2026
we’ve lost so many recipes
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alyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A clip from a magazine cover: TRANSSEXUALS — HOW ARE THEY COPING AT WORK?
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 03/10/2026
median voter
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 03/10/2026
i will never understand this perfectly square man and i no longer aim to
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 03/10/2026
it’s flat fuck friday
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 03/10/2026
speak a little medill for em rodger
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 03/10/2026
guess where david montgomery played college ball lol
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 03/10/2026
none of the stuff that made matt campbell’s iowa state fun or charming or notable works here. he just looks like an outclassed rube
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 03/10/2026
it’s time to fire matt campbell
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 03/10/2026
most of that number isn’t even that spicy or interesting. it’s just wing T shit. they lined up in flexbone and punched penn state in the dick 50 times
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 03/10/2026
somehow it felt like 600
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 03/10/2026
it’s gotta take weeks for them to finish counting up the yards arizona election style
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 03/10/2026
i’m comfortable declaring this one a proper “like shit thru a tin horn”-ing
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 03/10/2026
i’ve never seen one of these where i actually do feel pretty certain that they blew the call. it’s shocking how rarely this happens, considering
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 03/10/2026
thats a field goal lol
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 03/10/2026
i don’t even know if this is extreme hubris or extreme ignorance. maybe both. maybe there isn’t a difference
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 03/10/2026
ANYTHING
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 03/10/2026
i haven’t stopped thinking about this all day
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Rabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Truth
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 03/10/2026
all matt campbell has done since he got this job is re-embrace joe paterno and oversee bad football
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 03/10/2026
i was in your replies saying to go get chesney for the record ☝🏼
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 03/10/2026
at least mike riley is likable
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Morgan Moriarty @morgantmoriarty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 03/10/2026
pat mcafee sucks but he’s a fuckin Entertainer. he was at barstool for two seconds and realized it was small potatoes lol
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 03/10/2026
easy call easy money
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 03/10/2026
they could never make me hate you, chip
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