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Kris 🎃 HORRORchild

@direkris.itch.io
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I made YOU ARE JEFF BEZOS. no pronouns or they/them

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Kris 🎃 HORRORchild @direkris.itch.io · 18m
Terminator 2, particularly the scene where he degloves his arm
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Kris 🎃 HORRORchild @direkris.itch.io · 41m
4. The Ugly Stepsister Somehow wish they'd gotten all the way through without adding a magical element, but obviously it's not in the stepsister's favor, so
A poster for The Ugly Stepsister. It shows a woman's foot clad in a white silk slipper. The toe is stained red with blood and there is a butcher knife beside the foot.
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Kris 🎃 HORRORchild @direkris.itch.io · 1h
I was impressed with Gisando (though I refuse to believe any adult is named Skyler). OTOH I found Pattinson's Hansen voice distractingly similar to his Mickey-17 voice
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Kris 🎃 HORRORchild @direkris.itch.io · 1h
I saw it
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Primetime
Alt: Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen in Primetime saying to someone offscreen, "You see how this looks, right?"
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 6h
wild that 30 years ago this was an idea so tasteless that it was a joke in a john waters movie and now ppl are just tweeting it out unironically
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マニアニ/Maniani @maniani0122.bsky.social · 16h
Moon Cat🌖
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No context Golden Kamuy @goldenosoma.bsky.social · 15h
#GoldenKamuy
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 15h
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 16h
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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MossyPine 🍂 @bymossypine.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
🍂 Is it spooky time yet?! #cuteart #illustration
Digital illustration of a black cat in a big round pumpkin. The illustration has an fall themed border with plants, mushrooms and pumpkins
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Sascha Stronach🏳️‍⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 21h
I kinda figured that somebody found out asbestos was poisonous and then everybody went "oh that sucks, let's not use it anymore" but it turns out somebody figured it out in 1898 and we just kept stuffing it into buildings for another 80 years
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
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Kris 🎃 HORRORchild @direkris.itch.io · 04/10/2026
AGAIN?
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Kris 🎃 HORRORchild @direkris.itch.io · 04/10/2026
Matt Damon in The Martian with a speech bubble implying he’s saying the quoted skeet.
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Kris 🎃 HORRORchild @direkris.itch.io · 03/10/2026
3. It (1990) I think I saw part of it in high school? Even more fatphobic than I remember, and that was about ALL I remembered
A theatrical poster for Stephen King’s It (1990). It is a white image with the upper right corner torn away to reveal Pennywise, a scary clown with claw hands.
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Kris 🎃 HORRORchild @direkris.itch.io · 03/10/2026
When will this movie be over
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
gn
Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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Kris 🎃 HORRORchild @direkris.itch.io · 03/10/2026
They lie, THEY ALWAYS LIE 😭
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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Had to break the bad news to Chadley that the Pope said he wouldn't get into the kingdom of heaven when he died. "That's okay", Chadley told me. "I know I wouldn't deserve it regardless. I've carried on with my life knowing from the beginning that I would burn in the end."
Chadley accepting that he will burn in hell.
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Kris 🎃 HORRORchild @direkris.itch.io · 03/10/2026
Only gotta put up for it for ANOTHER WEEK 🫠
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るべる @20go20go.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
休憩中整備士
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Kris 🎃 HORRORchild @direkris.itch.io · 03/10/2026
It (1990): come for Tim Curry, stay for the unusually high percentage of future X Files actors
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Kris 🎃 HORRORchild @direkris.itch.io · 03/10/2026
This was supposed to have a screenshot of the weather but you know what, consider it a general request
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Kris 🎃 HORRORchild @direkris.itch.io · 03/10/2026
Kill me
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you should feel uncomfortable with frontier AI models not because the tools lack uses but because everyone who works in hyperscale AI wants to worship these machines and every algorithm that behaves unexpectedly is an enfant terrible they admire, love, and hope to have care for them in their dotage
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Kris 🎃 HORRORchild @direkris.itch.io · 03/10/2026
2. The Lost Boys Nope, never seen this one before either. Who knew the only thing that could defeat a homoerotic Kiefer Sutherland was a plucky few parentified comics nerds
The poster for The Lost Boys. Kiefer Sutherland is smirking with bleached spiky hair, surrounded by other cool teens.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 02/10/2026
MAXIMUM SEGA.
Various black SEGA hardware.
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Kris 🎃 HORRORchild @direkris.itch.io · 02/10/2026
Do you ever look up videos of people intentionally infecting themselves with botfly larvae and reporting how it feels wriggling around inside them and causing little electric spasms and think, wow this person understands depression
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"I hate the world's hegemons, but boy do I have to admit I love their stupid speak n' spell that incinerates a hectare of rainforest every morning"
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love people who have Fuck ICE or Fuck Trump or Fuck the IDF or Fuck Billionaires in their bio who then defend AI companies
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Kris 🎃 HORRORchild @direkris.itch.io · 02/10/2026
Best part of having a malfunctioning brain is when you know it’s misfiring its little neurons and causing you to fall into a pit of despair but it doesn’t actually stop you from falling into a pit of despair
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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Help Rowan out. She’s in the grim slog of disability bureaucracy where they fuck with you for years on-end and demand you basically turn “fighting the system” into an unpaid full time job when you’re at your most depleted.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am one of the fire survivors he's trying to screw over. If you want to help me rebuild, you can buy something from my Etsy shop: www.etsy.com/shop/thenigh...
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thenightwellforge - Etsy
Shop items by thenightwellforge.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
At a really fundamental level Leo XIV is just a person with sound, well-reasoned, moral stances on the world and how life should be lived who isn't afraid to say those things in public. That kind of person simply does not make sense to business leaders and politicians for whom speech is convenience.
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Kris 🎃 HORRORchild @direkris.itch.io · 02/10/2026
You'd think at a certain age you'd stop going "oh no, what if I've forgotten how to write, what if I never write again" every time you're in a lull, but nope
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🐑💬🐝🔒❤️ (♂️) @bobbylox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Corporate clipart of someone looking at their phone while they sit at their desk.  The caption reads: There are no jobs right now.
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Kris 🎃 HORRORchild @direkris.itch.io · 02/10/2026
Still thinking about the "Long December" setpiece in Camp Miasma
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
An illustration done mostly with digital colored pencils. Ok, so we have a wooden coffin in the classic top-heavy hexagon shape. The coffin is propped up at an angle on nothing against a background of gray-blue paint splatters as a spooky sheet ghost rises out of it. Although it’s not a real sheet as it’s translucent and there’s nothing inside of it except a gape-mouthed green skull in the approximate head position within the sheet. The ghost is wearing a big. floppy, black witch’s hat and there’s a little brown bat hanging down from the wide brim. The ghost’s arms are extended holding a jack o’ lantern with a one-toothed frowny face carved into it. Popping out of the jack o’ lantern is a a black cat with green eyes balancing the cap of the pumpkin on his head. And on the stem of the pumpkin cap is a very serious-looking brown speckled owl. A series of spooky speech balloons is chained together around all this , each balloon containing one word and associating back tot he spooks and creatures named in the reverse order listed. The lettering in the balloons is red and drippy and reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Brian Merchant @bcmerchant.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No two words send AI industry advocates into fits of rage more than "stochastic parrots." The question is: Why? Why do they get so worked up over this particular critical framework time and time again? I sat down with @emilymbender.bsky.social, one of the coauthors of the original paper, to discuss
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The two words the AI industry hates more than anything
I talk with computational linguist Emily M. Bender, co-author of the influential 2021 “stochastic parrots” paper, about why AI industry leaders can’t stop seething over the term.
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Kris 🎃 HORRORchild @direkris.itch.io · 02/10/2026
I will not be taking questions at this time
My Letterboxd Recent Activity. Sleepaway Camp (2.5 stars), Together (3 stars), Resident Evil (4.5 stars), and Heart Eyes (2.5 stars).
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Kris 🎃 HORRORchild @direkris.itch.io · 02/10/2026
"No one is going to interpret this as a defense of Geller" I think, perhaps forgetting this is Bluesky
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Kris 🎃 HORRORchild @direkris.itch.io · 02/10/2026
Jacob Geller has experienced more consequences than the president of the United States
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Luna P. @satelitesnaturales.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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A pink and gray poster: featuring a guillotine shaded in black halftones. The words "IT ENDS HERE", and an arrow and a manicule pointing towards the head hole of the guillotine. A white star in the middle of it. at the bottom of the poster, a painting of flames in turquoise, with the words "nothing to lose" and other embelishments in pink.
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Kris 🎃 HORRORchild @direkris.itch.io · 02/10/2026
Ooh, a rarepair
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Kris 🎃 HORRORchild @direkris.itch.io · 02/10/2026
You can't confess this to the internet without also telling us what the pairing is
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Kris 🎃 HORRORchild @direkris.itch.io · 02/10/2026
Alt text: Terry Pratchett sits on a bench with one hand around a massive bottle of champagne and the other hand on the back of an enormous pig. He looks like the happiest man in the world, and as usual, he is correct.
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Kris 🎃 HORRORchild @direkris.itch.io · 02/10/2026
1. Sleepaway Camp Yes, I’d never seen it before, yes, I already had the twist spoiled for me by 40 years of queer studies discourse, no, I do not think Judy had it coming
A poster for Sleepaway Camp (1983). It depicts a bloody knife rising from the water, piercing a sneaker. Above it is part of a letter from a camper to their parents.
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Kris 🎃 HORRORchild @direkris.itch.io · 02/10/2026
Gonna try to do that 31 horror films for October thing 🧵
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