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Andy

@direcorgi.bsky.social
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Runner, rugger, writer, pie-baker, husband, dog and cat dad. He/him

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Andy @direcorgi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Time paradox be damned I want to go back to whoever said this man is funny and slap them
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Andy @direcorgi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I fell for it too due it being almost too believable
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
[the Minotaur at the Fall Festival erupts from the edge of the maze clutching corn stalks] this structure is no challenge, no punishment for the hubristic and the wicked. Frankly embarrassing.
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
BARTENDER: another round JIMMY OLSEN: no we’re done thanks BARTENDER: *removes glasses from bar* LOIS LANE: omg it’s superbar
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Really great thread here and this essay is wonderful. It makes me feel more sane for being long repulsed by this ghoul of a show.
It is a performance of joy so excessive, so desperate, that it reveals the void it attempts to cover. It is the logic of the assembly line applied to human connection. What Fallon offers is a standardized production of “fun” that feels increasingly like a desperate plea to ignore the crumbling world outside the studio walls.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 04/10/2026
Every time I think I’ve hit the bottom of my outrage, they find a new pocket…
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Tom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Seyfried with her hand on the wrong side is a pretty funny visual gag that takes a minute to register
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Andy @direcorgi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anyway listen to Popstar, it's really good!
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 29/09/2026
Norway has solution to this actually, stay at home parents can get their share of the public daycare subsidy as cash, that way parents are not pushed one way or the other. the problem of course is virtually no one on the center or right actually gives a shit about parents
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bluesky does not seem to really be talking about this but today Stevie Wonder unleased 4 songs that didn't make "Songs in the Key of Life." music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Songs In The Key Of Life - The EP
EP • Stevie Wonder
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You haven’t hear Choosin Texas because you live in a secluded liberal bubble. I haven’t heard Choosin Texas because I spend every waking moment with noise canceling headphones on listening to recitations of Confucius’ Annalects. We are not the same
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Andy @direcorgi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The moment that lady said "on the cusp of enjoyable" I said she needed to be protected at all costs
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
We had to wait for the....NEW YORK POST to write about this. Y'all know there is so much more where this came from but journalists don't want to dig and people are terrified to speak to any journalist seeing the type of reporting they've been doing
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Amber Ying 應 緣 @amberying.com · 25/09/2026
AI can't replace crochet. There are already people selling AI-generated crochet patterns with AI-generated photos but they generally all fail to produce anything and are considered scams.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it genuinely does depress and unnerve me when people act like nothing in The Left™ can be critiqued. I've seen antisocial behaviors become acceptable and even lauded. then, later, it's "those people don't actually represent the left." it makes me feel crazy! like, no, I was there, actually!
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Andy @direcorgi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Really enjoy the video game Judgment for the most part. However 1) of the four women you can date and hang out with, the two plot relevant (and likable!) characters are not available AND 2) two of the others are barely of age. SIIIIIIIIIGH.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is, in its defense, exactly as scientific as the real one
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Andy @direcorgi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
President Mr Beast
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Ryan H. @ryan.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
Ursula reminded us: "We live in capitalism, its power seems inescapable - but then, so did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings."
Outside Agitators - Any Human Power poster by Ryan Henyard; features the quote from Ursula K. Le Guin "Any human power can be resisted & changed by human beings" and an american crow captured in profile
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 11/09/2026
x is owned by xai which is owned by spacex which is taxpayer and 401k holder supported so now practically the whole country is guilty of facilitating child sexual abuse material thanks to elon musk
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years ago today, mariah carey saved a life when an employee at the world trade center was late for work because she bought the just-released Glitter soundtrack instead www.wpxi.com/news/top-sto...
Sara just happened to be running late that day because she stopped at a store to buy a new CD from her favorite singer, Mariah Carey.
It was a chance decision that may have ultimately
saved her life.
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B0YKSSR @zachwell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
them
"My condolences
I think."
Nicole Paige Brooks on keeping it real, sex after fifty, and the Charlie Kirk assassination because that happened halfway through the interview by Lil Clambutt
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Jack Saint @lackingsaint.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I like these posts that are like "excuse me, I would also like to take part in the ritualistic mass shaming of this person who was cringe, but you know, in an Important Political Way"
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Now that the left is actually within reach of attaining power, this kind of antisocial behavioral should be thoroughly shamed.
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread.
Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish
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Justin (He/Them) @ingot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Omg I love chapell roan
The cunty fairy from the ocarina of time remake.
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JRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt.
Massive quilt made of prize ribbons in blue, red, yellow, and whiteCenter square of quilt made of yellow and red ribbons and yellow rosettesBlock of quilt made of blue, yellow, red, and white ribbons. Ribbons state the year. Some have the prize winning object written on in markerCarol St. Clair Johnson
born 1954; resides Albuquerque, NM

O Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years
2023
satin ribbons

After unexpectedly winning her first blue ribbon for a sewn cape in 1981, Carol St. Clair Johnson developed an enduring love for the New Mexico State Fair. The quilt Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years incorporates more than six hundred of the ribbons she won at the fair every subsequent year except 2020 (when the fair was canceled because of the COVID-19 pandemic). Johnson earned ribbons for needlework, knitting, crochet, pies, cookies, cakes, canning, jewelry, flowers, vegetables, and potted plants. The title of the quilt is a reference to the state song, and the design places the state's Zia sun symbol at the center. The quilt earned Johnson yet another ribbon: Best in Category (miscellaneous quilt) at the 2023 New Mexico State Fair.

Courtesy of Carol St. Clair Johnson
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I know this is a common belief, but it’s not true. If people went anti-vaxx/MAHA because they were excluded from the medical establishment, we would see sky-high rates among poor people, minorities and the uninsured. We don’t.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 05/09/2026
would this administration stop taking “everything is gender” as a challenge please
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
sry i fridgemogged u or w/e i fw them tho frfr plummaxxing
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Seymour and a Guado from FFX
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Andy @direcorgi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Obsessed with this picture of our cat my husband took last night
Picture of my husband's finger scritching my cat's chin
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Andy @direcorgi.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Advertise your Bluesky with a Simpsons gif
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Andy @direcorgi.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If I ever feel like I'm boring please remind me today I went "maybe I'll join two of my rugby teammates at the quilt show if I am not exhausted from the Mannequin Pussy concert that week"
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brie skull emoji @brie-skull-emoji.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
the Male-Grievance Grift-o Sphere going after popular stuff might seem like a tactical error at first but it's designed to put vulnerable/stupid men into a siege mentality by making it seem like all of pop culture is out to get them. it's an attempt to isolate
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Andy @direcorgi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
the day I stopped caring about these people was the day I felt liberated
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Two of Miss Piggy's most iconic co-stars gone, this world is trash.
Dolly Parton in a great jean jacket and Miss Piggy in a purple satin top and white boa and cowboy hat. What more do you need?Miss Piggy as Benjamina Gunn and Tim Curry as Long John Silver in _Muppet Treasure Island_
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Daryl Hannah @dhlovelife.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly broke me in early to her raucous self deprecating sense of humor when we began steel magnolias rehearsals  i asked her - how long does it take to do a hair do like yours? Dolly - no idea, i’m never there when they do it! i started taking Dolly-isms notes on the back of my script after that
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Micah @deadserious.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Let me recap: the MPD is 30 million over budget, helped Lang plan his riot, set up barricades for him, let him drive multiple vehicles into a crowded area, one of the cop had their foot run over, and now we can’t press charges because the cops are in on it in the first place.
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Natalie Weiner @natalieweiner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
critical to remember that for a lot of dolly's adult life she was a punchline - the reverence is recent. nevertheless she persisted etc
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 25/08/2026
it's possible to live a life where everyone grieves its end
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
DOLLY PARTON PET PEEVES
1. NOBODY NOTICES
I'VE GOT
GREAT ASS
TOO
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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Andy @direcorgi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
HOLY SHIT
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
this is like 60% or more of political discourse on here these days
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Kate Clancy @kateclancy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Struck by the percentage of people signing on who are men, if guessing by names means anything (90% plus?). Also the percentage who are losers (1000% at least).
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/08/2026
yep, i will note that the fugitive slave act was used to try to kidnap free blacks and sell them into slavery
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Some of the richest people in the world want a racial caste system, and they want scholarly backing for that in the form of racist pseudoscience. And a lot of ostensibly non racist people quietly agree, and don’t like to see those who peddle that pseudoscience excluded from mainstream institutions.
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