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The Waffle Raptor

@dingos8mytardis.bsky.social
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Behavioral health words person, LPC, LAC. Pod person, mostly about Star Trek. Heartbreak feels better at the Alamo Drafthouse (screw mobile ordering, unions rule). How bout dem Os, hon.

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 27m
That Polymarket ad where they pressure a guy to make a bet he isn’t sure about is going to be a fun part of the court documents after they get sued
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's almost like putting a quack anti-vaccine conspiracy theorist in charge of the nation's health policy has consequences. "The United States has now had more measles deaths in the past two years than we have had in the previous three decades combined...": www.ms.now/news/pennsyl...
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Pennsylvania’s measles outbreak is the largest in decades in the U.S.
The state has surpassed 1,000 measles cases this year, health officials said Monday, making it the largest outbreak in the U.S. in more than three decades.
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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The Waffle Raptor @dingos8mytardis.bsky.social · 23h
Keeping an eye on estate sales paid off this week, as I picked up this awesome display case for my family's baseballs we've started collecting again after the fire, documenting our ongoing stadium visit list. I had to find the Oakland one online because I couldn't exactly get back to the stadium 😭
Baseball display case
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Sometimes known as Chu @camdencottage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Daaaa Jankees Lose
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
DAAAAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE
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Stephen @tgk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Show me more sad Yankee fans
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Angry J. Jonah Jameson (Spiderman)
Alt: Angry J. Jonah Jameson (Spiderman)
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Choose your warrior
Jomboy, not Jomboy and not Jomboy Rays vibing
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~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rosa Diaz from Brooklyn 99 saying: I just forget stuff, like a cook person.
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
New: As gay bars across the country say that Meta is flagging and deactivating their accounts without warning, I spoke to an Austin queer bar that says Meta nearly destroyed their ability to advertise events: www.chron.com/culture/arti...
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How Meta's new content moderation upended a Texas gay bar
At least one LGBTQ establishment in Texas says the social media giant has incorrectly disabled its social media account, potentially hurting business.
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“GOTTA LEARN AI OR BE LEFT BEHIND.” Good. Fuck off! Leave me behind! Enjoy your artbarf rapture, your janky Temu future. I’ll be back here looking at real birds and writing weird, also real, books.
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The Waffle Raptor @dingos8mytardis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yuuuuuuup.
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Avery Brooks is 78 today
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026
wonderful reminder of the funniest dynamic of the mayoral race, where sliwa clearly liked mamdani and was delighted to see him humiliate cuomo also, more politicians should do this! get your flu shots!
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AI will never be able to make art. Thanks.
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The Waffle Raptor @dingos8mytardis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That Padres game was a wild ride! Baseball is Good.
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Julie Benson @juliebenson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fun fact - Predators have forward facing eyes giving them greater depth perception!
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pope really said baseball is the friends we made along the way 💕
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah. That’s exactly what happened.
After the hearing, Schmitt insisted he'd gotten nothing wrong, but he seemed less sure Smith had committed perjury.
"I don't know if Jack Smith's lying or not. It was the only game - Atlanta was the only NBA game or men's college basketball game that night at 7:30,
Schmitt told HuffPost.
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meta muse saying why would I deceive you?
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shaka when the walls fell meme, text reading a lesbian bar in Western Massachusetts.
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
new favorite baker just dropped (I am finally watching the new ep of Bake Off)
screenshots from the latest season of British Bake Off of a chef named Mo, he's a tan skinned young man. He's got dark hair falling over his forehead and a beard. He's saying, "I come with a lot of baggage, but it's, like, the good baggage." Mo continued, "Like Louis Vuitton baggage."
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The oldest millennial is 45. There must be at least one millennial grandparent writing "Lmaoooo" in the family groupchat
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Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you haven’t seen Justin Verlander openly sob while holding his daughter on the mound when he was removed for the last time - you need to
Just verlander crying and holding his kid
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 26/09/2026
Whatever you do, don't smoke an entire brisket at a job interview, it's a lot of equipment to bring in, it takes a really long time to do it right and those conference rooms have notoriously poor ventilation
Someone smoking a brisket and poking it with a meat thermometer to see what the internal temperature is
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The Waffle Raptor @dingos8mytardis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kiddo: *getting into reading capes and cowls comics* Who is Firestorm? Me: Um. He's a guy...who is...two guys. @soroks.bsky.social: Nailed it.
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The Nicest of the Damned @tyrannosaurus-ritt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gonna try again: I'm a public school teacher in Baltimore with a newly approved D&D club. We could really use supplies and we don't have much money to spend. Please consider donating some supplies *or* sharing this post on your feed! #dnd #d&d #ttrpg #gaming www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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Check out my list on Amazon
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The Waffle Raptor @dingos8mytardis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sateel Shan
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Will McKinley @willmckinley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"My hope is to leave the world a little bit better for my having been here." Jim Henson (1936-1990) was born on this date.
Jim Henson and the Muppets.
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Sao @saowee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tales of the Green Lantern Corps: Training Day #1 Variant featuring Star Sapphire. 💜
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Andy Kostka @afkostka.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Coming right up, an article on how likely it is for Gary to get hit by a meteor
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It is kind of funny that on the same day that the Blue Jays PR office was scrambling to deal with the blowout from Vladdy saying his $500M contract is for work already completed, Pete Alonso announced a divine mandate.
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Andy Kostka @afkostka.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pete Alonso: “I believe in the Baseball Gods, and I honestly believe I’m here for a reason. I was always meant to be a Baltimore Oriole.”
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Very funny that if the O’s had managed to not blow three paltry games this season, they wouldn’t be in a situation where they need to sweep the Yankees and the Rockies need to sweep the White Sox to get into the postseason.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah, we know. We been knew.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
HBD to Joan Jett, Baltimore Oriole
Black and white photo of Joan Jett decked out in Orioles gear
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Holy Hell!, It’s STACYHDEMON! @stacyhd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
HEY EVERYONE, GO SEE MATTHEW IN BALTIMORE! TELL HIM HE ROCKS, AND BUY HIS BOOKS! IN FACT, BUY TWO COPIES OF EACH FOR YOU AND A FRIEND! BOOTH 318 @ BALTIMORE COMIC CON! BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!
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The Waffle Raptor @dingos8mytardis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Got a massage this morning and am feeling so much better than I have over the last week. Under strict orders from the masseuse to "be lazy today", so only gonna do a liiiiiittle bit of grocery shopping then it's back to watching football and lounging on the couch.
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Hey Lisa, Cat Massage
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The Waffle Raptor @dingos8mytardis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Went to our first Denver Summit game tonight, and the game itself was a blast. The team played hard, and the talent on the field was evident. To be honest though, the stadium experience was one of the poorest I've had at any venue.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
sometimes I get bored and cancel myself on Threads by saying whatever the fuck
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
help us 90s rachel leigh cook's problematic anti-drug psa, you're our only hope
Rachel Leigh Cook in her iconic anti-drug PSA. She's holding an egg and I've added a subtitle that reads, "This is your brain" Rachel Leigh Cook holding a frying pan with a completely smashed egg on it, dripping yolk onto the floor. I've added a subtitle that reads, "This is your brain on AI"
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NBC4 Washington @nbcwashington.com · 19/09/2026
Hundreds of people formed a human chain around the Kennedy Center Friday evening in protest of its closing and threats by the Trump administration to demolish the memorial to President John F. Kennedy.
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Protesters form human chain around shuttered Kennedy Center
“I think the Trump administration should be recognized for as having saved the Kennedy Center,” the president said.
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The Waffle Raptor @dingos8mytardis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Caught the Reacher season finale tonight, it was satisfying to see the villains get wrecked, as is tradition.
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Youre Alright Jack Reacher
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The Waffle Raptor @dingos8mytardis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yup, grifters using AI in residential listings do be grifting, heck yeah NYC!
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Don't make me tap the sign 👇
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran would one hundred percent hide a zombie bite.
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
you gotta be RIGHT next to me to make it look real
Mitch McConnell aka The Driving Crooner making his return, sitting with his hat and cigar details, and it's simply too good
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The Waffle Raptor @dingos8mytardis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Go Rockies? Go Rockies!
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Delicious Tacos with Fresh Lime Squeeze
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The Waffle Raptor @dingos8mytardis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Cobithan Mayonnaise!!!!!
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