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Wiggles

@callmemrwiggles.bsky.social
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Fitz the dog, Orioles baseball, weird cars, smoked meat. Wholly owned subsidiary of @bmorebk.bsky.social industries. Ich bin expert. Not a doctor, or a lawyer, or a spider, or a Herzog. Enjoy every sandwich. Unless it's on a bagel.

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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 4h
Niche skeet, but a friend just texted to ask if he should get into Hearts of Iron 4. That poor dumb fuck.
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 5h
The hell is going on? I've watched 6 people flagrantly run red lights in half my commute home.
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Bill Burr's 'I Don't Like That' Reaction on SNL
ALT: Bill Burr's 'I Don't Like That' Reaction on SNL
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 02/10/2026
iso cam on Charissa Thompson as she's forced to listen to praise of a rapist
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Kyle Goon @kylegoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey Amazon Prime commentary crew — if you’re gonna talk about the adversity Deshaun Watson has gone through, maybe be more specific. “You have to tip your hat to Deshaun Watson.” You absolutely do *not* have to do that.
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
These people are monsters. They know it. They don't care.
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Orioles fans:Craig Albernaz::Steelers fans:Mike McCarthy
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I say again.
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The perfect Porsche.
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nice job by Park Police riding a horse down the Georgetown sidewalk. We definitely needed a cubic meter of horse shit spread around in front of the store.
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This one will also ruin your life, but with a sexy accent.
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Someone is going to have their life ruined by this car. *Another* someone.
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I really don't want to finish out this workday. Only 3 hours to go.
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Welp. Boss got fired.
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fuck the Yankees 👏👏 👏👏👏
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My god do I hate the Yankees
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Madame thinks Ben Rice looks like Tim Robinson and I'm deeply confused.
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Goddammit
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see that name, report the post and the account that put it up. Immediately. Ostracize any sick fucks who think that's ok.
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#2, please.
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Andy Kostka @afkostka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
BARCS announces the families of Pete Alonso, Kyle Bradish and Samuel Basallo are sponsoring a program at the shelter in which adoption fees and take-home essentials are covered by those. BARCS’ MVP Program highlights animals who are there a bit longer find loving homes.
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I get they're trying to do city-relevant bands, but no. No Bosstones. Dickie sucks.
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mama. Steak tips. Please?
A desperate pit bull pleading.
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope Adley hits 20 home runs and everybody else gets shingles
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Harbinger of Doom @doomderp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WORD.
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Imagine if the Yankees played in an actual major league stadium...
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
May both of these baseball teams lose and be miserable.
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Cargoshortasaurus @leptopterygius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m at the Hawkeyes game I’m up in Maryland I’m at the combination Hawkeyes game in Maryland
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I need to buy that step side ranger, just to do this.
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Clam Chowder Pizza
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why is a fake Nick Offerman trying to sell me cheap electric tools?
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"The Gang Tries for a Three-Inning Save"
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have to assume most parts are unobtainium at this point, but goddamn these are pretty.
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Huh. I don't love it, but I don't hate it.
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think Sir is pleased to be home.
One unconscious brown and white pit bull.
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is @polapetite.bsky.social's Spotify top played list. Minus Ben Folds, of course.
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Blake Bortles @blakebortles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thanks Mom
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is Keenum... good?!
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hahaha Hahahahahahahaha Hahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
IT'S A FORD FUCKIN' RANGER And the only thing not perfect is an aftermarket sunroof.
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes! Yes!!
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
South siders forever
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BAN FASTBALLS
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is my supervillain origin story.
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fuck.
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Man, football is dumb.
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The boomer refusal to read emails or recognize electronic invitations to things is becoming increasingly annoying. "WHAT TIME IS..." It's in the email. "WHY HAVEN'T WE BEEN INVITED TO..." You got the email, and the reply-by date was last week. "WHERE IS THE RESTAURANT..." It's in the email.
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This doesn't feel like the best use of Bruno Mars's talents.
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shaka when the walls fell meme, text reading a lesbian bar in Western Massachusetts.
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