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Alex Cartier 🇵🇸

@dietoday.bsky.social
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I love the Mets, the movies, the Muppets, pro-wrestling, and little else. throe666.bandcamp.com testadurapunks.bandcamp.com forevercomplaining.bandcamp.com hashedout.bandcamp.com prevengetheband.bandcamp.com

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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the phillies have tied it up. phillies fans are madder than theyve ever been about this development
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Alex Cartier 🇵🇸 @dietoday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m in Italy, cataloguing every nasty lil freak I see
Baby Jesus, pudgy, lounging, aloof, unknowable.1600s ere carving of an absolutely SHREDDED, uh, angel? Demon? It’s got rock-hard abs and Chucky hair.Old-ass painting of a trio of nasty lil demons going to town on some guy with their pokers
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Alex Cartier 🇵🇸 @dietoday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Slim J episode is gonna whip so hard ❤️
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Alex Cartier 🇵🇸 @dietoday.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Batista v Corino feels like something that should have happened, right?
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Alex Cartier 🇵🇸 @dietoday.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happily put up a 5-star review on Spotify for what has very quickly become appointment listening for me. Would love to see Slim J up on that wheel some day.
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Alex Cartier 🇵🇸 @dietoday.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh my god he did it
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Come at me bro. I’m in the Mariana Trench.
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BUM LUNG @bumlung.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Never had I seen someone so highly respected by freaks and straights alike in life and memorialized by all in death. Would that Dolly could have lived forever but what a life incredibly well spent.
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Alex Cartier 🇵🇸 @dietoday.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Now, with the benefit of time and distance, I am finally willing to admit that some of the bands I was in were pretty good.
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Alex Cartier 🇵🇸 @dietoday.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
First demo from a new project! testadurapunks.bandcamp.com/album/woulds...
testadurapunks.bandcamp.com
Wouldst Thou Like to Live Deliciously?, by Testa Dura
5 track album
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
telling people to do like 50 hours of homework to watch bob downey wear his little outfit
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Alex Cartier 🇵🇸 @dietoday.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My brother, finally achieving his full potential as one of Dalton Castle’s boys!
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David Sims @davidlsims.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
imagine not loving the new york mets
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Alex Cartier 🇵🇸 @dietoday.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Real jazzed to have him on the Mets!
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It's Little Tiny Ass Dick Month. If you celebrate, you probably got a stupid ass nasty little dick. Go fuck your self
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Alex Cartier 🇵🇸 @dietoday.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Sorry but this only makes me love him more
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Tucker Jones @tuckerjones.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I'm watching in germany. The German commentators kept quiet for nearly the whole thing until suddenly the shot widened and we just hear with a German accent, "Oh, Miss Piggy"
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Alex Cartier 🇵🇸 @dietoday.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
There should have been much more Miss Piggy in that half-time show
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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hell yeah brother, Justin Bieber playing an acoustic guitar is exactly what will get me hyped up for a second half of soccer.
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Alex Cartier 🇵🇸 @dietoday.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Was staunchly against the World Cup Final half-time show until the moment a Muppet showed up. Infantino redeemed, everything is fine
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Alex Cartier 🇵🇸 @dietoday.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Objectively funny that the VAR refs still have to wear athletic gear despite being in the computer room.
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Alex Cartier 🇵🇸 @dietoday.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
PUP is my “cilantro tastes like soap to me”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I think the problem with the Rock is that the Rock still thinks he’s really cool while John Cena realized that he’s a ridiculous human being and did interesting things with that and Batista realized he was a ridiculous human being and decided to become Daniel Day Louis
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David Sims @davidlsims.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
here's the thing about the New York Mets: I love them
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Alex Cartier 🇵🇸 @dietoday.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Can't overstate how incredibly up my alley this show is. The ideal wrestling podcast.
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Alex Cartier 🇵🇸 @dietoday.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Hooting, hollering
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
It's complicated for me because I want the Mets to win but I set up a bot that places a $15 prop bet on every Mets hitter grounding out to second base and have already made $625,000 this year.
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Alex Cartier 🇵🇸 @dietoday.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Already in mid-season form when it comes to “annoying my wife with Mets talk”
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Alex Cartier 🇵🇸 @dietoday.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
BRET BY GOD BATY
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David Sims @davidlsims.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
baseball
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#VeenTeam Day 1 @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Baseball fans all over come together to say “we don’t like any of this!” about entire broadcast of baseball game
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Alex Cartier 🇵🇸 @dietoday.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Leave Jazz Chisholm alone! HE’S BUSY.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/03/2026
cannot stress enough that "separate the art from the artist" was meant for private individuals reconciling the art they love with its flawed creators and not meant for the ceo of a company driving a dump truck of money up to a bigot's front porch www.theverge.com/podcast/8914...
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Hasbro’s CEO on J.K. Rowling.
We just published our new Decoder interview with Chris Cocks, the head of Hasbro. I asked him directly about how he thinks about author J.K. Rowling’s politics and what it’s done to the Harry Potter f...
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Alex Cartier 🇵🇸 @dietoday.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Every country gets the 127 Hours it deserves
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Nessan Vaughan @nessanvaughan.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
“Four days after Russia started a war in Ukraine, FIFA and UEFA suspended Russia. We are now 716 days into a genocide – and yet Israel continue to be allowed to participate. Why, why is it double standards? FIFA and UEFA must suspend Israel.” - Eric Cantona
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 01/09/2025
happy labor day
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Alex Cartier 🇵🇸 @dietoday.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
falling is the jazz of standing
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Alex Cartier 🇵🇸 @dietoday.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
oh fuck season’s over boys
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UrineInTeapot @demilardner.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
im scuttling up the flagpole and sticking a boba tea straw into the flag and sucking and it gets smaller and smaller and everyone is singing the anthem quieter and quieter
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Alex Cartier 🇵🇸 @dietoday.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I have been good all year, so I deserve a Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight episode of Blank Check. Vote Dickerson!
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Alex Cartier 🇵🇸 @dietoday.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
The two best pro-wrestler body types are Industrial Refrigerator and Chode.
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Alex Cartier 🇵🇸 @dietoday.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
PUMPING MY DANG FISTS
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Sorry if it's cringe or virtue signaling or whatever but unqualified and unconditional love and support to every trans person on earth. You will win and I will help you.
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I really appreciate this trend in nu horror of showing hog
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Alex Cartier 🇵🇸 @dietoday.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
“That’s a pretty dress, Paquita!”
A scene from the Peter Jackson film Dead Alive, in which Paquita prepares to flirt with Roger the delivery man.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 19/12/2024
Today we celebrate the 20th anniversary of Hell Storm vs Crazy Crusher. One of the dumbest and most awesome ladder matches you will ever see. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNiC...
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EWR 12/19/2004: Ladder Match - Crazy Crusher vs. Hell Storm
YouTube video by Indie Wrestling Archive
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Alex Cartier 🇵🇸 @dietoday.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
My band, Throe, just released a new EP. Give it a listen, play it for your mom, blast it in court. FFO: screaming at god until you pass out throe666.bandcamp.com/album/mmxxiv
throe666.bandcamp.com
MMXXIV, by Throe
4 track album
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Alex Cartier 🇵🇸 @dietoday.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
23 in ‘23
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Alex Cartier 🇵🇸 @dietoday.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
Grateful to the Shohei discourse for giving me something to focus on instead of my company Christmas party tonight.
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Alex Cartier 🇵🇸 @dietoday.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
Making my shocking Bluesky debut after ignoring my Twitter account for ten years.
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