iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 15h

alexithymia going hard today. my face is like this 😟 and my eyes are wet but my best detective work cant tell me why or what im feeling

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 17h

i had such a vivid dream that i was a mousy cis man with a bossy fat wife, and she bossed me into eating her down to the bones. then i was a fugitive for a bit, which often happens, but my conscience was clear

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

been having a rly tough month w mental health, surprise expenses, not getting enough work. money anxiety is sitting on my chest 24/7. if anyone can throw me a spare £ it would be huge. sorry. paypal.me/katandalice

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conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m sorry, but if you bring gypsum - or any damn mineral below 3 on the Mohs scale at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.

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to wound the autumnal kitty @blurry-line.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I firmly believe that we (queer ppl and especially trans ppl) should never talk to the press about intra-community conflicts. I can’t see any way that it can benefit us, and it’s obvious how it can hurt us.

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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

So much of what we know about the lives of enslaved people is through the limited personal autobiographies of the few who gained literacy and freedom, or fictional accounts that we have imagined after research. Giving an identity to this many lives, in this way, is transformational

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

so broke and stressed, its paralysing ✌️

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

another day, another neighbour comes running out of his house to scream at me & dogs. his cat was in his garden & i only took a 10ft detour. sadly, telling me to "get tae fuck" renders me rooted to the spot. like i was literally leaving but now im stuck here & its both our problem.

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🔆🌒 Samwise 🌘🔆 @samwisegamzee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

the way this is my biggest legacy but most people don't know it was me who made it

Picture of a coloring page with Eric and Ariel from The Little Mermaid, colored over with markers to make them look goth. Eric says "My top surgery went really well." Ariel says "That's great! My bottom surgery is next week."Eric and Ariel say at the same time "I can't believe we're both goth and trans!" Sebastian the crab is under them and says "I'm a communist!"

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

saying dont get the surgery but i mean gastric bypass

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

im sick, somebody send me cups of tea and soup and lemsip through the internet please. ive asked the dogs to take care of me but they are very inconsiderate

medium blonded dog sprawled on pink sofa. sunbeam across her head and shoulders. one paw across her snout as if hiding her face. my hand beside her head.

tricolour sheltie standing very close to the camera so his face and fluff take up the whole frame.

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binp @binp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

understandable

Bloody urine (haematurea) was recorded by Ancient Egyptians in papyri 5,000 years ago. They called it Aaa. The first scientific report

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Kevin the Collie @kevinthecollie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

My human typically gets up very early, but on a on a Sunday, they usually have one of those funny smelling smoking sticks... Its like a normal smoking stick, but they make it themselves, and defo add summat to it. Like little bits. Hard to describe tbh. I have no idea whether it is red, or green

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

the kind of shit clients sending me on snapchat tbh

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

acab includes whatever the fuck this is

a three story funhouse with attached spiral slide but it's inexplicably and aggressively cop themed. also minions.

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

People will post like they know everything and then you meet them in real life and it's clear they know like 8 things maximum

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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 31/08/2026

Calm down, Japanese children's show.

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Esse House UK @essehouse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Productive weekend at @essehouse.bsky.social • Outbuildings, trees, and walls have been de-ivy'd • Outbuilding roofs removed. • Outbuilding windows repaired • Old decking removed • A massive bonfire • Hosted Volunteers from Bristol, England, from Johnstone, Scotland and Oregon, USA

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

i spent a fair bit of today ripping up a big rotten deck, getting covered in leaves and sweat and mud and the odd woodlouse. plus hanging out with good people. and (relatedly?) i feel more content in myself than i have in a long time

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fold @foldpls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

yea cream on it

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Meghan O'Keefe @megsokay.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

that feeling when you've been pound foolish

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Esse House UK @essehouse.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Lend me your ears, Glasgow Queers. Our next Community Social Event is our Halloween Zombie Party. Free food. Free Disco Tent. Games and Prizes. Free to attend, just pay your travel costs. Soft Drinks provided. Bring your own alcohol. 18+ Only. Register Here: essehouse.co.uk/halloween-pa...

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Esse House UK

Join us for a thrilling Hallowe'en Party with spooky games, pumpkin carving, and a buffet dinner! Limited space, register now!

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Esse House UK @essehouse.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Hello! We are a community organisation dedicated to improving the well-being of the trans people in the UK with provisions that materially improve their lived experience. Any excess profits fund our community socials and grant schemes, from wildcamping adventure weekends to passports. 1/

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

had a dream of something id really like to happen, not for the first time, and my dream-self thought "good thing this is really happening and definitely not a dream", the fool

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

dagda had a great time at his first ever camping trip with his Very Good Friend @kevinthecollie.bsky.social

tricolour sheltie dog on a train, getting his chin scratched and looking out of the window, out of frame. his mouth is a little open so you can see his wee teeth.

classic black and white border collie on his back in the grass, paws akimbo, face of absolute bliss as he gets a belly rub

tricolour sheltie dog standing in the grass with his long nose very close to the camera and just one sooty white paw visible

a beautiful Scotch Argus butterfly sitting in the grass with its wings spread. it is mostly aa chocolate brown colour with orange areas and seven black-ringed white dots near the outer edges of each wing

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Kevin the Collie @kevinthecollie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

What a great weekend in Oban

Kevin stands on a pebbly shore, in crystal clear water. Mountains are in the background.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 24/08/2026

the way of the future | patreon.com/lubchansky

PANEL 1: MATTIE is looking down. A SECOND PERSON is on the ground.
MATTIE: WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?
PERSON: OH I'M MOVING AROUND LIKE A LITTLE WORM.

PANEL 2: Closer in on the PERSON, who smiles beatifically.
MATTIE: SEEMS UNCOMFORTABLE.
PERSON: IT'S THE FUTURE! ALL THE BIG MONEY IS ON IT, MANY ARTICLES AND LEADING FIGURES ARE SAYING IT AS WELL.
PERSON: WHO AM I TO ARGUE!

PANEL 3: MATTIE puts a hand to her chin.
MATTIE: I JUST DON'T SEE THE BENEFIT. FOR MY OWN LIFE.
PERSON: YOU CAN EITHER GET WITH IT OR PERISH IN THE FUCKING DUST, OLD WOMAN.

PANEL 4: The PERSON holds up their phone. On it is a photo of a tech CEO-looking guy on the ground, being interviewed by a journalist
TEXT: DAVOS
TEXT: CEO OF SquirmX SAYS WRITHING AROUND WILL ACCOUNT FOR 700% OF US ECONOMY WITHIN 2 MONTHS
PERSON: THAT'S A DIRECT QUOTE.

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

the clippers died right before i had to leave for camping. rather than keep a tonsure, i had to go full cue ball with a safety razor. thankfully my gf brought something to keep my shiny shiny head warm

me on a train. a fat person with freckles, a couple of piercings, a cord necklace, a blue vest top. smiling but with eyebrows kinda raised. there's barely even stubble on my shiny bald head.

me at camp. sat in a camp chair wearing a navy shirt and jacket, spacey leggings, hiking boots, binoculars, a baseball cap, and most notably an irish tricolour balaclava with a small round mouth hole "like a Kneecap gimp" to quote the camp leader. am posing with one hand under my chin, red nail polish, cigarette and lighter tucked in the other hand. backdrop of grass getting longer til it joins a thicket at the base of a rocky outcrop. dusky grey blue cloudless sky.

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balenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

bro theres a rumor going around the you zipped..... god i cant even say it.... a D dooh dah? tell me it isnt true bro

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

had Rosa for a checkup at the vet today. she pulled me in the door, hopped up on the waiting room couch and started pawing at the total stranger next to us for ear scritches 🥺 my girl has come so far

a blonde dog is lying on her tummy on a pink sofa, laying her head on a sofa cushion and her back legs stretched out behind her so her black paw pads are visible. she looks so comfy

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

"a breakthrough for obesity" im hearing finally there's a cure for the disease that is my body, finally something that can eradicate looking like this. and i will never ever ever ever ever take it

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Dr. Kill Everyone (Eclipse) @eclipse.gay · 15/08/2026

if you're somehow still alive, and you're seeing this, please - pokemon go to the escape pods

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She Guevara @sheg7.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Everything you see from Esse House is the direct result of the trans and non-binary community and their allies coming together, donating money, time and expertise, to build safe havens for the trans community; be it transitional support, fun events or safe homes. This is how you do it, guys.

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 10/08/2026

compliments from cis people are like "i love your hair!" and compliments from trans people are like "you remind me of a saint that gets martyred in a particularly homoerotic fashion"

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Happy snout cat. 💕🐖💕

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Kevin the Collie @kevinthecollie.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I made a friend. I say a friend. My human regularly has other humans come to stay, and this one human had this sort of Hollywood version of me that he bought with him. He kept trying to fuck me. I told him I wasn't gay but he just yelled in my face and tried again and again and again. Every day.

Kevin sits, eyes directly at the camera as a long haired Shetland collie stands awaiting a treat.

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

when i like someone i will let them tell me about topics ive exhaustively researched or have years of experience with, as if its in fact my first day on earth. i can be soooo placid and mild. 😌 but if i don't like them, i want to bite

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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

slammed the brakes so hard I flew through the windshield

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BOOles @awawa.pics · 07/08/2026

Burger King gets railed by his transsexual goth girlfriend, gets himself BURGERPREGNANT. has to go to the burgernecologist and get a BURGERBORTION! many such cases!

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