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Kevin the Collie @kevinthecollie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

My human typically gets up very early, but on a on a Sunday, they usually have one of those funny smelling smoking sticks... Its like a normal smoking stick, but they make it themselves, and defo add summat to it. Like little bits. Hard to describe tbh. I have no idea whether it is red, or green

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Kevin the Collie @kevinthecollie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tfw you've manipulated a human to your will

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

dagda had a great time at his first ever camping trip with his Very Good Friend @kevinthecollie.bsky.social

tricolour sheltie dog on a train, getting his chin scratched and looking out of the window, out of frame. his mouth is a little open so you can see his wee teeth.

classic black and white border collie on his back in the grass, paws akimbo, face of absolute bliss as he gets a belly rub

tricolour sheltie dog standing in the grass with his long nose very close to the camera and just one sooty white paw visible

a beautiful Scotch Argus butterfly sitting in the grass with its wings spread. it is mostly aa chocolate brown colour with orange areas and seven black-ringed white dots near the outer edges of each wing

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Kevin the Collie @kevinthecollie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

On that long tube on wheels again. Off on an adventure with my humans' humans. Hope there is poop to eat!

Kevin sits wide mouthed in the nook of some seats on a train.

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Kevin the Collie @kevinthecollie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I am a patient wait-er, for about 45 seconds. Then I bark. Stop wasting our time, Human.

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Kevin the Collie @kevinthecollie.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I made a friend. I say a friend. My human regularly has other humans come to stay, and this one human had this sort of Hollywood version of me that he bought with him. He kept trying to fuck me. I told him I wasn't gay but he just yelled in my face and tried again and again and again. Every day.

Kevin sits, eyes directly at the camera as a long haired Shetland collie stands awaiting a treat.

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Kevin the Collie @kevinthecollie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

This is the "white man with tribal tattoos" of the cat world.

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Kevin the Collie @kevinthecollie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

My bird nemesis, the only rooster that fights back rathet than cheeses it when i'm trying to move the hens between enclosures. The human is useless. Just stands their whistling.

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Kevin the Collie @kevinthecollie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

My bird nemesis, the only rooster that fights back rathet than cheeses it when i'm trying to move the hens between enclosures. The human is useless. Just stands their whistling.

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Kevin the Collie @kevinthecollie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Hello, I am Kevin, and I wrap myself up in my humans' old dressing-gown when I am wet, and loosely resemble Mother Theresa.

Kevin the Border Collie sits wrapped in a leopard skin blanket to dry out. It sits over his head like a hood, with his face poking out.

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Kevin the Collie @kevinthecollie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Throw the ball... No, dont take it off me, just throw it No, dont touch it... Look, human, it's not complicated... Just throw the ball without touching it. How are you not understanding this very simple concept?!

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Kevin the Collie @kevinthecollie.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I think im being lied to. My human says I get one cup of food cos it says so on the box, but i'm pretty sure it doesnt say that a whole packet of hobnobs is a single serving on the side of the wrapper. Obviously, I can't read... can a friendly human confirm what the human dosage is for biscuits?

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Kevin the Collie @kevinthecollie.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Rolled in another dead seagull at the beach. Loved it. 10/10.

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Kevin the Collie @kevinthecollie.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I'm not allowed to sleep on the humans bed, so I sleep under my humans bed, placing me marginally closer to them than being next to the bed. Proximity matters to me. A lot.

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Kevin the Collie @kevinthecollie.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

My human makes me do the weirdest things... today, we climbed aboard a massive noisy metal box and floated about in the big water... and then we were somehow somewhere completely different. Baffled.

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Kevin the Collie @kevinthecollie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Taken by my human's friend. Defo caught the better of my two good sides.

Kevin the Collie stands atop a rock at the beach

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Kevin the Collie @kevinthecollie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

6.30am. Time to get up on the bed, straddle my human, put my wet nose a centimetre away from their face, and just stare at them.

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Kevin the Collie @kevinthecollie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I have lived many lives, and in this one I am tasked with mastering unconditional love.

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Kevin the Collie @kevinthecollie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Lovely day at the beach with my human. Did lots of swimming, and rolled in a dead seagull. Human wasn't keen on joining in for the latter.

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Kevin the Collie @kevinthecollie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I dont understand social media, why would you not follow me? I'd follow you, everywhere. Even places definitely not designed for dogs.

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Kevin the Collie @kevinthecollie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Look into my eyes. Everything is gunna be alright, human.

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Kevin the Collie @kevinthecollie.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Someone said there was a loose croc in the living room, so I had to protect the pack and rip it to smithereems. This is me, presenting its spine to my human.

Border collie looks at the camera with a destroyed croc shoe hanging from his mouth

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Kevin the Collie @kevinthecollie.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Someone said there was a loose croc in the living room, so I had to protect the pack and rip it to smithereems. This is me, presenting its spine to my human.

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Kevin the Collie @kevinthecollie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Lovely day at the beach with my human. Did lots of swimming, and rolled in a dead seagull. Human wasn't keen on joining in for the latter.

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Kevin the Collie @kevinthecollie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

My tongue was so dry that it got stuck to my nose...

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Kevin the Collie @kevinthecollie.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I helped to build and hang this door today by chewing all the offcuts into splinters. I also had a little wee on it immediately after this photo, so everyone knows it's mine.

Kevin the border collie sits next to a new door on a small outbuilding.

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Kevin the Collie @kevinthecollie.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Please don't take us for walks when it's hot like this, unless you're taking us somewhere with water to splash about in. We are good boys, obviously, but we won't adapt our behaviour to the heat - we will just overheat! Look after us, oh deity, bringer of food and adventure.

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Kevin the Collie @kevinthecollie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

You might not like it, but this is what peak good-boy looks like.

Border collie looks over his shoulder next to a wooden fence in a garden with flowers in bloom

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Kevin the Collie @kevinthecollie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I am an advocate of sportsmanship and fair play, so I gave him the high-ground, and shook the old mans hand before commencing our duel.

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Kevin the Collie @kevinthecollie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I have lived many lives, and in this one I am tasked with mastering unconditional love.

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Bard Of The Revolution @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Everyone follow Kevin! 15/10 would pet

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Kevin the Collie @kevinthecollie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Mum said we cant go for another walk til its dark cos the hot ball in the sky is too hot, and so I am now stuck indoors with this stupid cat. Why would you put a hot ball in the sky, humans? It's not very "good boy" of you.

A border collie sulks on a sofa, a cat is perched on a cushion beside him

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Kevin the Collie @kevinthecollie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

The threat obviously sensed my aura and presence; and has moved on to an easier target. Its a good job that a good boy resides at this address, or who knows what danger we would all be in.

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Kevin the Collie @kevinthecollie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Surveying the perimeter. Suspected hostiles at 11 o'clock. I'm gunna growl at them and see if that helps.

A border collie looks out a window, its back to the camera.

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Kevin the Collie @kevinthecollie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I liked this old man. He gave me some of his sandwich crusts, and confirmed I am good boy, multiple times; so it is clear he knows his stuff. His hands smelled like the little spongey tubes I always see in the street (that all taste awful, dont expect the 2nd or 3rd to be different)

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Kevin the Collie @kevinthecollie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Hello, I'm Kevin, a 14 month old Border Collie who lives in Scotland. I'm a keen walker, stick connoisseur, and a good boy. Follow this account for more of my adventures, moments, and shenanigans.

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