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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

im sick, somebody send me cups of tea and soup and lemsip through the internet please. ive asked the dogs to take care of me but they are very inconsiderate

medium blonded dog sprawled on pink sofa. sunbeam across her head and shoulders. one paw across her snout as if hiding her face. my hand beside her head.

tricolour sheltie standing very close to the camera so his face and fluff take up the whole frame.

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

acab includes whatever the fuck this is

a three story funhouse with attached spiral slide but it's inexplicably and aggressively cop themed. also minions.

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

dagda had a great time at his first ever camping trip with his Very Good Friend @kevinthecollie.bsky.social

tricolour sheltie dog on a train, getting his chin scratched and looking out of the window, out of frame. his mouth is a little open so you can see his wee teeth.

classic black and white border collie on his back in the grass, paws akimbo, face of absolute bliss as he gets a belly rub

tricolour sheltie dog standing in the grass with his long nose very close to the camera and just one sooty white paw visible

a beautiful Scotch Argus butterfly sitting in the grass with its wings spread. it is mostly aa chocolate brown colour with orange areas and seven black-ringed white dots near the outer edges of each wing

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

the clippers died right before i had to leave for camping. rather than keep a tonsure, i had to go full cue ball with a safety razor. thankfully my gf brought something to keep my shiny shiny head warm

me on a train. a fat person with freckles, a couple of piercings, a cord necklace, a blue vest top. smiling but with eyebrows kinda raised. there's barely even stubble on my shiny bald head.

me at camp. sat in a camp chair wearing a navy shirt and jacket, spacey leggings, hiking boots, binoculars, a baseball cap, and most notably an irish tricolour balaclava with a small round mouth hole "like a Kneecap gimp" to quote the camp leader. am posing with one hand under my chin, red nail polish, cigarette and lighter tucked in the other hand. backdrop of grass getting longer til it joins a thicket at the base of a rocky outcrop. dusky grey blue cloudless sky.

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

had Rosa for a checkup at the vet today. she pulled me in the door, hopped up on the waiting room couch and started pawing at the total stranger next to us for ear scritches 🥺 my girl has come so far

a blonde dog is lying on her tummy on a pink sofa, laying her head on a sofa cushion and her back legs stretched out behind her so her black paw pads are visible. she looks so comfy

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

i think its worth putting on record that Kevin the Collie is not totally innocent of gay dog crimes. he just knew when he was outmatched

close up on the face of a tricolour shetland sheepdog. he's looking up intently and his bottom teef are hanging out to dry

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

little mr bastard man subluxated his hip playing too rough with his large sister. now to stop him running and jumping for a fortnight to see if the hip will stay in place. and yayyy more vet bills woohoo 😭 but he's okay so im okay too

tricolour shetland sheepdog standing on a table on a train, stretching his snout towards the camera. very fluffy, very silly

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

its been two years since i brought home my girl! she was chained in one room and biting everybodyyy when we met. now she has friends and goes on beach holidays and wakes me every day by demanding kisses and belly rubs.

medium blonde dog lies on her side on a bed, nestled on the duvet and blankets, and one of her front paws is touching a tabby cat who is curled up almost totally circular.

a medium blonde dog is standing on a train near the doors, looking into the carriage. she has ambery brown eyes and is wearing a neon orange basket muzzle and an orange and teal harness. she looks soft.

medium blonde dog is perched on a windowsill, peeking into the room from behind a purple curtain. the window is half covered with fake stained glass decals. a grey cat tree is in the foreground, & a couple of small hanging plants are in the window.

medium blonde dog and smaller tricolour sheltie are sharing a pink couch, both on their sides and squished together. blonde dog looks relaxed, sheltie is slightly side eyeing her. blankets, cushions, chairs, rugs, piano, scratch post, dog toys in background.

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

took the dogs a big walk and one of my variably bitchy neighbours was bitching at me because small dog is so barky. but later i twisted my ankle and fell, both dogs came running over to cuddle me better, and then my nicest neighbour pulled over to check on me & they both cuddled her too 🥰

a medium blonde dog and a smaller, fluffier sheltie lie against each other on a pink sofa with a soft yellow blanket. the blonde dog looks relaxed but the sheltie is side eyeing her a bit, maybe wanting more room. chairs, cushions, piano, rugs, cat and dog toys in background.

just the sheltie on the same sofa, belly up, legs in the air, back paw beans to camera but front legs and face invisible under the fluff

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

lately more people than usual have been telling me i need to "train" rosa out of her fear aggression and ngl it makes me want to shriek

armchair below a window, pink spotty blanket draped over it, medium size blonde dog curled up on it with a brown teddy bear tucked between her neatly folded paws

same chair as picture one, closer view, blonde dog stretched out on her side with her head and front paws on the arm of the chair, deeply asleep, fluffy brown teddy bear nestled beside her tummy

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

yeah im good at round mino.mobi/draw

a circle drawn in a polygon drawing game rated at 93% regularity

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

keep scrolling past this & thinking he has big huge feet

mike tyson standing over ko'd guy in boxing ring and text says Everyone has a shopping list until they get to the grocery store and see these dang prices. And ive drawn a white outline over tysons legs, other guy's shoe and bit of his leg which makes it look like tyson has big huge feet, if you squint.

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

theyve been good gardening buddies lately 😊

two dogs stand on grass in front of a rough road and an old wall behind which is a graveyard full of trees. the dog in the foreground is a tricolour sheltie with a highlighter-yellow leash trailing behind him, and the dog further back is a medium blonde mutt attached to a neon orange leash that is zigzagged all across the grass

the same two dogs are zonked on a pink sofa. the sheltie is near the camera with his head propped up and a little smooshed into a couch cushion, and the blonde dog is stretched out away from him but their tails are touching. in the background is a sunny window, a big peperomia plant, a desk and chair, a scratch post, a toy box, a wall mirror.

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

this past weekend i went camping in a group of ~20 total strangers and it was perfect

a single rowan tree on the side of a hill that is otherwise bare apart from grasses and patches of moss. its twisted roots are growing through and around a big rock a few feet tall. dark clouds in the sky above and a copse of spruce trees far in the background.

a very large standing stone photographed from its base looking upwards with grey blue sky above. the stone itself is a reddish colour like aged terracotta and its surface is dotted all over with clumps of moss and lichen, especially thickly at the top where the stone is largely obscured. the tip of the stone has the suggestions of grooves or divots creating a wavy edge

a group of six people sitting around a contained campfire at night toasting marshmallows. the picture mainly shows their arms holding the marshmallows to the fire and everything else is either cropped or in shadow.

a bright golden sunny scene. in the foreground, a fir tree and a footpath in grass with green and brown thicket either side. further, a green field with a couple of tents and the tiny figures of two people and a dog. more vegetation including brightly flowering gorse bushes, then another strip of grassy field dotted with tents. rising up in the furthest background, hills to the left and right thickly covered in more evergreen trees. the sky is bright, light blue and the clouds are almost glowing in the sunlight.

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

an electrician shouted at my dog & me today. the dog on the left, coz he barked. other dog got stressed & when i went to console her he yelled at me not to open the door. if he was afraid of dogs he said nothing til then. i got upset & he silently left then sent me a £400 quote to rewire a switch

a fluffy tricolour sheltie and a short haired blonde dog are lying facing each other on a bed with their front paws touching. they are both looking towards the camera with puppy dog eyes. wooden bedroom furniture and clutter in the background such as a shark plushie and stacked towels. shocked emoji covers my foot at bottom of frame.

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

im experiencing complicated feelings towards this man for AI generating himself a fat MILF

A reddit screenshot from r/MyBoyfriendIsAI showing a post from a user with their username redacted and a user flair in which the name of their AI girlfriend is redacted, but is followed by ♥️ Claude indicating that said girlfriend is powered by Anthropic's Claude LLM. The post is titled (Re-Introduction) and begins with an AI-generated image of a pale, thin man in navy button down and jeans, holding hands with a fat, blonde, middle-aged woman wearing a too-tight white blouse and jeans. They are holding hands, smiling at each other, and walking through a generated field. I've cropped off the actual post, and popped a smiling emoji on his head to slightly reduce how mean I'm being with this screenshot.

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

oh & she lives in south africa? im shocked, shocked i tell you

"You are going to get hammering hearts and thumping chests and stupid stuff," said Ms. Hart, who lives in Cape Town in South Africa. "At the end of every sex scene, everyone will end up tangled in the sheets."

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

rainy day at the dog field with my children 🌧️🐕

a wooden play castle for dogs in a muddy field on a cloudy grey day. there's a fluffy tricolour shetland sheepdog in the castle wearing an orange rain jumpsuit. he's standing at the top of a ramp down from the castle, and i, a fat white person with tousled brown hair, wearing a big camo raincoat and yellow wellies, am standing to the side of the ramp leaning towards him. he is booping my nose with his nose and doing a little mlem with his tongue.

a very similar picture to the first, but i am petting the shetland sheepdog and looking down at him fondly, and standing by my legs is a medium sized blonde dog wearing a yellow raincoat and an orange muzzle. her fluffy tail is flicked up in a happy shape and she's looking towards the camera.

the shetland sheepdog from the previous pictures is standing on a step of a wooden play structure for dogs, above a floor of bark chips with a muddy field in the background. he's looking towards the camera and i think it's particularly cute that his slim fitting raincoat makes his big fluffy head look bigger, and the mud between his toes gives his feet a grinchy appearance.

the blonde dog from the earlier picture is standing at the top of a muddy grass slope, sniffing intently. running diagonally from near the top to most of the way down the slope are pronounced skidmarks in the mud from me sliding and nearly falling on my way down, and ive added an arrow pointing to the marks and the words "i slipped"

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

im birdsitting, so it was looking in his beady little eyes and knowing he's brimful of thoughts and memories and love even tho he's basically a tennis ball come to life

a yellow and green budgie on a plastic perch in a large bird cage, which has its door open. the budgie has a yellow head with freckle-like dots on his cheeks, a fluffy green tummy and green, yellow and black wing and tail feathers in a speckly sort of pattern. he's side on to the camera and has one beady eye on the photographer. the picture is cropped quite close but a wooden perch, some dangling bell balls and a feeding dish full of budgie food are also visible in the cage. underneath the cage is a grey blanket with a repeating diamond pattern, and a bit blurry in the background sit a plush flamingo and plush shark on a shelf.

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

someone pocket texted the GC

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

i have this little guy staying with me. he was my granny's, now my dad's and my dad is away for 3 weeks. currently im having lunch and coffee in with him (he has my bedroom and the 🐶😺s are locked out) and he's squeaking at me when i stop playing the "bite my finger" game

a budgie on a swing perch in a cage. he's mostly green with a yellow head and little black freckle-like spots on his bib area. he's about the size of and kinda shaped like a lime. his head is turned to the left of the image which means he has his beady eye on the photographer, maybe wondering what they're doing. there's a wee bell toy behind him in his cage, and on the wall behind the cage is a large framed print of "dreams of a fisherman's wife" though because it's quite a cropped image you can only see a little hand and tentacle.

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

that's crazy, i took this about 17 years ago

a still blue loch with hills on the far shore, the two in the foreground almost meeting in the middle. low white clouds roll across the hilltops. the sky is grey, the hills look blue. it looks uncannily like Bee's picture in the previous post.

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

this dog is a walking dopamine machine

an impossibly cute shetland sheepdog sits on a pink couch with his front paws outstretched. he is highly fluffy, brown-eyed, predominantly black with a white chest and paws, and has striking coppery markings around his face. he is looking at the camera with a steely gaze undermined somewhat by his little pink tongue sticking out, licking his own nose. there's a desk chair behind him and a fireplace with various colourful ornaments on the mantle.

the same shetland sheepdog lying on his back on a different part of the same pink couch, nestled into three green cushions of different textures. he is showing his extremely fluffy white chest and tummy, and his back paws are sticking up into the air. his face is completely hidden by fluff and he honestly looks like a pile of raw wool with two little legs.

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

i dont normally do what posts tell me to but its been a rly long time since i drew a bird. this is sposed to be the rook in my garden who (istg) sometimes miaows

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

i got distracted by a lot of things & never mentioned but a couple of weeks ago i saw (1) an osprey, (2) a little egret washing itself, (3) a lapwing eating bugs on a bank, (4) four mandarin ducks doing mandarin duck things such as moulting and (5) a grey heron, all in one place

landscape photograph with a marshy area of little connecting ponds and pools to the foreground, a loch visible further out on the left and woodlands further back to the right, and low hills along the horizon. the sky is blue with wispy clouds. there's a circle numbered 1 on the treeline to the left, a circle numbered 5 in the pond water near the centre and in that circle a heron is almost distinguishable, and there is a circle numbered 3 along the pond bank to the left edge of the image.

similar to the first image but further rightward, not showing the distant loch and showing more of the woodlands behind the marshland. there is a circle numbered 2 slightly right of centre in the pond area, and visible inside the circle is the white dot of a little egret. slightly further back and to the left of the egret, on a grassy stretch is a circle numbered 4.

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

not to do phrenology but yesterday i met this guy and yes he was a cop. i suppose its not that i think yr head makes u a cop but i think maybe they make cops like this in big vats

a very basic digital line drawing of the head and shoulders of a bald, beefy man with a thick moustache and brows, looking a bit stern and in my opinion very stereotypically like an old cop

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

another day volunteering at the hartlepool museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the lighthouse. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

the top of an old lighthouse, made of sturdy mirrored panels surrounding the foggy blue glass of the light, which is unlit. the whole piece is on a wooden platform behind metal railings in a museum

the top of an old lighthouse, made of sturdy mirrored panels surrounding the foggy blue glass of the light, which is lit warm and orangey. the whole piece is on a wooden platform behind metal railings in a museum. the arm and shoulder of my 5'9" sibling are visible to the bottom left of the image, giving a sense of how much bigger the light is

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

i dont think there's much of a resemblance...some key differences maybe...but sometimes if im creeping & crawling im like, yeah

a fat person with a large chest in a purple swimsuit is crawling in a froggy posture across some mossy rocks beside a waterfall.

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

rosa comes running if we pretend we are scolding party rings. he doesnt care, the scolding was always more for our benefit anyway

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

oh noooooo. we just found out Rosa can and will stand up & open the front door ☠️

a blonde dog in a neon orange muzzle sitting on mossy slabs next to a wilted plant. her muzzle is covered in mud and she looks (and is) unbothered

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

i went to a physio about some pain and they took a video of me walking and told me everything my body was doing wrong, and now everywhere i go i feel like her

a still from the X-files showing Mulder's hands holding a pencil drawing of Bigfoot, depicted as a chunky humanoid mid-lumbering stride, glaring towards the viewer. notably this Bigfoot has big ol titties.

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dick goblin @dickgoblin.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

i looked this up because i too wanted to see her make a boob of herself, & i cant help but think the unusual word choice in this article is intentional...

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