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phil @philjamesson.com · 3h
as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 1h
This might be too high level of a reference for me to understand, but I am deeply intrigued by this fan art
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 4h
Moonlight on the Lake by John Atkinson Grimshaw.
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Harkthorn @harkthorn.bsky.social · 1h
Jackdaw sketch, in ballpoint and brush pen -3555 🎨🐡🪶 #birdArt #art
A black ballpoint pen and brush pen sketch of a jackdaw, body turned to the left of the image, head facing mostly forward
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 1h
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 6h
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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Present & Correct @presentcorrect.bsky.social · 8h
Office in a Cassette Case. Japan, 1980s www.presentandcorrect.com/products/cas...
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 5h
The super El Niño is cooking coral reefs — can lullabies and probiotics save them?
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The super El Niño is cooking coral reefs — can lullabies and probiotics save them?
Researchers are trying everything they can to help coral reefs to survive severe heat stress from climate change, including playing sounds underwater.
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For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 5h
We put a tower in the second story window for her and I don’t think she’s ever been happier. Those toes on the blinds are sending me 🤣🤣🤣
Jinx the tabby bobtail sitting in her second story window tower. One foot is resting on the wood blinds.
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Seb @dfluke.net · 7h
Forresten: Disse Pyrex 5 dl målebeger passer perfekt for en pose Shin. Jeg har pleid å bruke en liten gryte som var lett nok til at jeg kunne holde den hele tiden, men dette er bedre - og kan ved nød brukes til å koke nudlene i mikroen (start med 2 dl kokende vann, hold øye med den HELE tiden)
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Oxo, Målebeger m/lokk 0,5L glass - Kitch'n
OXO målebeger med lokk på 0,5L i glass, er designet for å gjøre det enkelt å måle, helle, oppbevare og varme opp væsker direkte i begeret.
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Sublight Drive Crafts @sublightdrive.bsky.social · 12h
Today's the last day to get any kits or templates from my Etsy shop while they're on sale! Go check it out NOW or suffer the consequences!! (the consequences are paying full price at a later date) Behold a small sampling of the spaceships YOU could be building THIS INSTANT:
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Seb @dfluke.net · 9h
speaking of returns 🙆🏼‍♂️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbDp...
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Agnes Obel, live at the Nuits de Fourvière - ARTE Concert
YouTube video by ARTE Concert
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Seb @dfluke.net · 9h
Über 🙇🏼‍♂️ kikz 🙇🏼‍♂️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUER...
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ÜBERKIKZ @ FERRA Festival 2026
YouTube video by HIVE Festival
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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ʟᴜɪs ʜᴇʀɴᴀɴᴅᴇᴢ ⚡ @beetlenaut.bsky.social · 21h
if anybody needs me Ill be on my Nintendo Playstation
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🌈Maly🌙 @malytwotails.com · 21h
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Prem Sikka @premnsikka.bsky.social · 12h
Deloitte paid its UK-based partners £1.125m. Firm has 784 equity partners. Due to self-employed status of partners, employer national insurance (ENI) is not paid on profits shared. 150,000 ENI avoided on every £1m of profits shared. Billions lost across the country. Must end this privilege.
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Deloitte UK advisory arm rebounds to growth as new boss insists AI 'can’t replace lived experience'
Big Four giant Deloitte's new UK boss, Darren Graves, insisted AI “can’t replace lived experience” as the firm's advisory arms return to growth.
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BlueShell3D @blueshell3d.com · 21h
I woke up one morning convinced I absolutely needed to have the horizontal stand for the PS2. Life is pretty good.
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 14h
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Seb @dfluke.net · 10h
plz... linguistinicians explionumate thisen 😔
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E.M. Faulds / Beth or Taxes / Not em faulds @emfaulds.com · 11h
Linguists, is there a term for when you make a word longer and sillier for cuteness? E.g. "toothypegs" for teeth. Like a diminutive but specifically about adding extra nonsensical syllables?
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Seb @dfluke.net · 10h
jeg spiller litt typ annethvert år og får ikke alltid med meg nyheter om nye serier, så nå sitter jeg her som en idiot i Oslo og venter på kort (antar trykket i Belgia?), sendt fra Alta (eneste sjappa det ikke var utsolgt i, før utgivelsesdato) 😒 TCG more like fuck me, amirite
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blob @gwmthing.bsky.social · 16h
playing big walk solo
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
collectible hard game
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 12h
$15 ebooks? One dollar. $10 ebooks? Just a buck. $25 ebooks? You guessed it. 💵 💵 💵 Sale ends this week. Don't dilly-dally, gang.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 18h
I have no idea if this is true but the collage kills me
A black lemur in a leafy tree with its mouth open as if singing, beside an inset photo of Pavarotti striking a similar pose. Text reads: “New research shows lemurs use operatic techniques when they sing, to reach high notes.” Classic FM.
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Nrdyco aka Furbilicous so Delicious @nrdyco.bsky.social · 22h
This is such a good card and not enough ppl are talking about this. It doesnt care whether its a token/non-token creature... it doubles my sac potential
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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 18h
I hope everyone has a Hussein
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Seb @dfluke.net · 11h
George. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN0P...
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black berry picking mouse .. watch for that little leg near the end
YouTube video by George Mouse
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Seb @dfluke.net · 12h
The criminal Americans at Apple gonna keep criming, Americanly, both in and outside of California, USA 👍🏼 bsky.app/profile/arst...
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 19h
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 19h
you are invited to her gallery opening
A very tiny tabby kitten in a black post-surgery onesie that looks like a tight black shirt, very chic.
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Richiban @richiban.bsky.social · 20h
Week 37 of Crunchwrap Supreme sniffing a corndog. Follow for weekly Crunchwrap sniffing corndog pics
Crunchy sits on his favorite couch, and takes an absolutely enormous smell of a corndog! His mouth is a little open and he looks incredibly determined
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🍄Mushroom Guy🍄 @mycotae.bsky.social · 20h
Anyone good in identifying fossils? I'm guessing Ordovician/Devonian but would love some idea of what they are!
Rock with various fossils.Closeup of fossilsAnother closeupAnd more.
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026
This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wake up babe new shark just dropped
A new species of lanternshark has been described
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Alex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 29/09/2026
i'm a Serious Artist™️ aplante.com/shop aplante.threadless.com
a blue-grey t-shirt that has a cartoon drawing of a white whale spouting "It's mobin' time!"sticker of moby dick spouting "it's mobin' time!"
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Jerry-ATX @jda5id.com · 23h
Chief Counsel??? Dude looks like he is 12. He also has zero poker face as he is repeatedly smirking.
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Rødt @roedt.no · 29/09/2026
Tannhelsereformen: – Du kan godt si at vi skal gjøre dette tann for tann, altså etappevis. Vi har et mål om at dette skal bli den store velferdsreformen i denne stortingsperioden, frem til 2029, sier Marie Sneve Martinussen Les mer: www.vg.no/nyheter/i/43...
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Tannkrav på 10–12 milliarder: – Skal ta det «tann for tann»
Rødt-leder Marie Sneve Martinussen gliser ut partiets tann-tøffe krav til regjeringen i høst.
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I give up. I’m moving into a cave.
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Simon MacEwan @theblastedheath.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How to make a woolly mammoth in 1 minute
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 29/09/2026
Unlikely to see a sanderling IRL in September so looks like we'll have to dig into The Daily Plover Unedited Sanderling Archives. 🪶
A sanderling running across the beach in the water at sunset, so the sand has a warm orange glow
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「 ✦ Jdog ✦ 」 @jdogtoocool.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good morning everyone!
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Wind Waker Link Sailing Pixel Art
ALT: Wind Waker Link Sailing Pixel Art
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Mentalt handikappat boskap @toebias.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Att göra världen en tjänst" enligt Ebba Busch
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Posture Adjusted To Equally Incorrect Posture
Posture Adjusted To Equally Incorrect Posture
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