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Doug DeJulio

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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 7h
Get AI to clear everyone’s student loan debt and republicans would finally care about regulation.
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Becky, Writer of Sexy Bad Decisions @beckycunningham.bsky.social · 23h
The photos don't do justice to the quality of this statuette. The detail work is amazing and photography gives it a plastic-y shine that it doesn't actually have. I really love mine!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
National Park Service Begins Offering Annual Body-Dumping Pass theonion.com/national-park-service-…
National Park Service Begins Offering Annual Body-Dumping Pass
Regulations Eased On Hiding Corpses Amid Natural Beauty Of Yellowstone, Yosemite
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Doug DeJulio @dfjdejulio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey, people out there who sketch things like comics on paper and then ink them on that same paper: what tool do you use for the inking part? (I've been sketching for decades, but I've never inked one of my drawings. Yet.)
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A long horizontal sign based on the ones at CTA stations that tell what stop you’re at. It’s gray with red, purple, and brown bands at either ends. Four pigeons are perched on the sign in various pigeon poses as a sunrise is seen in the background. The sign itself reads, ‘Maybe It will happen today’
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Doug DeJulio @dfjdejulio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well not with *that* attitude.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 28/09/2026
came across this classic ASW and i gotta say: STILL GREAT www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id...
I figured out how to be happy / but I can't tell you. / You not knowing is a big part of it.
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As of today, the CDC has changed (reverted) their Covid guidance to make the vaccine recommended for all people over 18. In addition to being a smart public health move, this recommendation also means insurance must cover it. Read more here: www.cdc.gov/covid/hcp/va... Listen to a breakdown here:
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
Recipe Passed Down From Grandma Gussied Up To Be Less Poor theonion.com/recipe-passed-down-fro…
Recipe Passed Down From Grandma Gussied Up To Be Less Poor
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 24/09/2026
One time, CPSC hosted a carbon monoxide safety poster contest for students, and the kids came in with absolute bangers.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Also, Gilligan's Planet is basically the same plot as Star Trek: Voyager.
Gilligan's Planet characters
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Doug DeJulio @dfjdejulio.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am freaking *right* the fuck out. I just took my last dose of the cancer medication I've taken for two years. In theory, my treatments are all over. I get a checkup tomorrow. The shift in mental load has me shaking.
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 22/09/2026
Happy mushroom season!
A comic titled "Types of mushrooms" with 12 mushroom species. A wrinkly-looking morel is labeled "creepy but tasty". A brownish deadly galerina is labeled "boring but deadly". A witch's butter on a branch is labeled "jiggles if you poke it". A large puffball is labeled "egg". A creepy red-dripping bleeding tooth fungus is labeled "deeply disconcerting". A fly agaric with a green treefrog sitting under it is labeled "frog umbrella". A black chanterelle is labeled "chalice for forbidden elixers". Three straight-stemmed entolomas are labeled "haha, nipples". A bright purple viscid violet cort is labeled "purple is nice". A birch polypore sticking out of a birch trunk is labeled "tree nose". A complex yellow-tpped coral fungus is labeled "cursed citadel where dwells a fairy queen". A Ravenel's stinkhorn is pixellated at the top for your safety, and labeled "NSFW".
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you haven't met October "Toby" Daye yet, good news for both of us: all her books are still in print, and you can pick up a copy of ROSEMARY AND RUE today! Learn where I started and meet my girl at the same time. Warning: there's gonna be a lot of blood.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
b a r s
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
happy #caturday
tortie peeking out from box with warning on it that says "warning: if left empty and unattended this box will contain a cat
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SpotGideon @shepf.art · 18/09/2026
it's so stupid, and yet I love it
rear end of a Rivian R1T EV with a pair of wire nuts hanging underneath the rear bumper
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Doug DeJulio @dfjdejulio.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Okay, after getting part way through the first book, I think I'm going to need the entire "Heretical Fishing" series. I think it's five books at this point?
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The Happy Sorceress is missing baseball. @thehappysorceress.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
THE BOYS ARE BACK!!!!! @fenbeast.bsky.social @ravensnpennies.com www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkHU...
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You’ve Never Heard AFRICA Like This (Acapella)
YouTube video by VoicePlay
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Doug DeJulio @dfjdejulio.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is the way.
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
Cartoon: Found this idea in a 1999 sketchbook. I don't remember the context. I don't care. It still amuses me for whatever reason. I hope others get a chuckle from it as well :)
Cartoon of Bugs dressed as Brak and and Daffy dressed as Zorak.
Word balloon: Brak Season!
Word balloon: Zorak Season!
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
relationship problems (books): I love him but he is a commoner relationship problems (my friends): I love him but maybe we’re just too comfortable? relationship problems (Reddit): I love him but he locks me in the toolshed and won’t allow me to make eye contact with mammals
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I believe I have discovered the first theodicy that works
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026
Area Man Unsure If He’s Male-Bonding Or Being Bullied theonion.com/area-man-unsure-if-he-…
Area Man Unsure If He’s Male-Bonding Or Being Bullied
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Doug DeJulio @dfjdejulio.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hey @scalzi.com, thought I'd mention that our household has a new semi-regular ritual. We put LEGO sets together while listening to your Audible titles. (My wife and I both love the Dispatcher series so far.)
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Gillian Martin @gillmartin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Trash Talker, up just off Grafton Street. It's the work of Wexford artist TinKicker and first appeared last month at a street art festival in Co Carlow. It's now on display outside a gallery in Dublin city centre.
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Doug DeJulio @dfjdejulio.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Some rocks are purty.
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Doug DeJulio @dfjdejulio.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think this is the most relatable Tingler so far.
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 12/09/2026
Getting out ahead of the crowd with the best Halloween tweet:
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Podcasting is Praxis @praxiscast.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Anthropic researcher believes more than 10% chance AI 'could kill all humans'
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Doug DeJulio @dfjdejulio.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I sometimes make random fourth wall breaks when I'm alone, mainly so that I can respond to people who complain about how unrealistic fourth wall breaks are. I thought I was the only person who did this, but, my wife has recently started doing it too, when it's just the two of us.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Just saw a video where someone said "pouring one out for my dead homie Charlie Kirk" and then they shook a can of mountain dew code red and stabbed it with a screwdriver spraying it absolutely everywhere
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 10/09/2026
Asteroid Mission xkcd.com/3294/
 4-panel comic. (1) [Announcer with medium-length hair in front of screen showing rocket.] ANNOUNCER: The asteroid is headed for Earth, but a mission has been launched to intercept it. (2) [Two people with space helmets and carrying equipment rush out of spacecraft landed on asteroid.] (3) [People connecting laptop to asteroid.] (4) [Laptop message reads >NOCLIP *ON*]
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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 10/09/2026
🙀😹 Via @fuggirls.bsky.social
A woman wearing a bright pink dress with lots of bows across her chestA cat wearing a bikini with six cups
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
😂 Thank you Playboy for not playing coy with the click-bait there. We appreciate the frankness.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
ENJOY YOUR LABOR DAY BUCKAROOS
cover of THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF MY COWORKERS AND ME DISCUSSING OUR SALARIES EVEN THOUGH OUR BOSS TOLD US NOT TO GETS ME OFF featuring a beautiful ladybuck on the left wearing stripped down business attire she is in a modern office and on there is the physical manifestation of salary discussion lookin like a NICE BIG DOLLAR SIGN with a smiling face
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Jay Lionel @jaylionel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’ll just leave this here…
The thing about Trump's weird new hair color is that he raped and trafficked children with Jeffrey Epstein, and the entire GOP is covering it up.
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Morning Kitten
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Have you met his girlfriend? 😉
a two-panel image meme. panel 1: "Your AI Girlfriend with makeup," next to a photo of a conventionally attractive white, blonde feminine person. Panel 2: "AI Girlfriend without makeup," next to a photo of a long row of computer server racks in a data centre,
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Superman (2025) scene where he's losing his cool

Post from @pastapilled

It takes strength to be gentle and kind you stupid fucking idiot
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
OH. MY. GOD. HOW ADORABLE IS THIS?!?
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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Our food supply is just MadLibs now. "_____ has been recalled due to possible contamination with _____."
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Doug DeJulio @dfjdejulio.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My life is pretty weird. But then, so is everybody else's.
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Doug DeJulio @dfjdejulio.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Just cleared up a *huge* medical insurance kerfuffle. I am coming down from an enormous adrenaline rush right now.
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Doug DeJulio @dfjdejulio.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We're considering attending this thing. Could be fun. www.beersoftheburgh.com/event-detail...
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BaconBurgh | Beers of the Burgh
Join us in the SouthSide Works for a deliciously indulgent day packed with bacon-inspired eats, live music, beer, bourbon, cocktails and more! FREE to attend and for all ages!
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 26/08/2026
Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
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Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
LOS ANGELES - Following the death of beloved 80-year-old British actor Tim Curry, observers have noted a coterie of anonymous upper crust suspects arriving at his mansion in order to investigate the m...
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Doug DeJulio @dfjdejulio.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
In honor of Tim Curry, voice actor of Doviculus, this game is temporarily free. I just downloaded Brütal Legend by Double Fine Productions doublefine.itch.io/brutal-legend
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Brütal Legend by Double Fine Productions
Brütal Legend is an action-adventure that marries visceral action combat with open-world freedom.
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