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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them

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Kind of a mess. Good for a quip. Straight, but not narrow. #ADHD'n' is believin', Gomi No Sensei. Born at 324.62 PPM CO₂ www.redbubble.com/people/blatanville/shop FNORD

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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 6h
please do not bang the machines
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There had been hundreds of men in the room, now there were only shapeless mounds
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Comfortable" s2e1 youtu.be/HP1jxtLsmKE?... "You're next, pal...I want you IN me."
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Kids in the Hall: Comfortable High
YouTube video by Above Average
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
every time i get suckered in by a "but what about all the useful stuff AI does in my life??" argument the useful stuff is either "something you could google in two seconds" or "highly-skilled labor you don't have and therefore can't fact check"
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😁
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If this was an ⚡🪑 attempt at state murder, and the first throw of the switch failed to kill the person, would the executioner get to "jiggle the handle" to see if the next try worked? This is just inhumane treatment ON TOP OF Inhumane treatment. And they'll probably put her back in prison... 😠
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣 [PS, not my crop, so I don't know who originally shared this]
"T-1000, have you killed John Connor?"

"Yes, Skynet, I killed him dead."

"T-1000, my sensors indicate that John Connor is still alive."

"You were absolutely right to call me out on that, and I have no excuse for providing an inaccurate answer. Let me rephrase it to better align with the facts: I have not killed John Connor. Here's why:"
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Release the Epsom Files!
screen capture of an ad that reads, "Americans are giving up soaking their feet every..."
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My dog has the power to cloud my mind. My head policy is that he can't be fed until after 6am. This morning his stirring woke me. I double-checked the time on my phone: 6:12. Fine. After I'd let him out and put down his food, I noticed that the microwave said it was 5:15. Watch confirmed it. 🤦🏻
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 28/09/2026
Alberta Separatists unveil development slogan: “Come Invest in our unstable breakaway republic!”
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Alberta Separatists unveil development slogan “Come Invest in our unstable breakaway republic!”
CALGARY - With the Alberta Separatism referendum fast approaching, pro-separatist groups have launched a new campaign to entice investment dollars to their chaotic barely-planned idea for a country.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 29/09/2026
Child's imaginary restaurant acquired, shuttered by private equity
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Child's imaginary restaurant acquired, shuttered by private equity
BRANDON, MB - 4-year-old Mikaela Hermer's imaginary restaurant, in which she served invisible hot dogs and ice cream to her parents and friends, has filed for bankruptcy after being acquired by Hedges...
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Zing!
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A comic illustration of a small female-presenting person, lying on their back, looking up into the night sky, with the text
"DEAR UNIVERSE, WE'RE ALL TIRED!

PLEASE SEND HELP
OR A BLACK HOLE."

(Signed) @daniellepioliart
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🎶If there's a goal that everyone remembers It was back in old seventy two We all squeezed the stick and we all pulled the trigger And all I remember is sitting beside you🎵 "Fireworks," by The Tragically Hip
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Somebody said, "We don't want AI to write our emails for us, we want smart people and money working on helping our dogs live healthy to 60."
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The only Trump headline that's been necessary since 2015: Trump Said Some Shit To Deflect Attention And Sow Chaos And Discord.
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Taxes are how the gov't gets its money back from capital. Get Alberta's money back, man!
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Brutal.
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Y'ever feel like following the rules just makes you a sucker? #airtravel #carryon #etc
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A Wise Man Once Posted Nothing.
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Toy Story 5 🥲 Gaw-dammit, Pixar, you still got it
Movie poster for Toy Story 5
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Area Man thinks Mark Carney doing swell; Also, dependence on fossil fuels will be humanity's undoing. #doublethink
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
SI Swimsuit Issue in 3..2...
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
a comic-book illustration of a masculine figure peering out from the doorway of a nuclear fallout shelter, asking, "Are the assholes still in charge?"
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Well, that's just fudging great...
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
👇🏻 There's so much wisdom in his books (HHGTG & Dirk Gently), disguised in the absurd humour that still applies (or is even more relevant), that I hope some of The Kids are giving it the time.
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🤔☹️👇🏻
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Some people just want to watch the world burn."
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yellowknife! I am (temporarily) in you! (A brief pause to off- and on-board passengers between Toronto and Whitehorse)
A wide photo of an airport tarmac apron, some aircraft handling vehicles and gear, and a massive Northern landscape under fluffy clouds into the far distance
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
😬
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Certainly by the time I moved to Toronto (36 years ago, holy shit!), grabbing NOW on Thursdays was essential. 45 years ago - September 10, 1981 - launch of Toronto's NOW Magazine.
the black and white pen-and-ink illustrated cover of Toronto's NOW magazine first issue, dated Sept 10, 1981
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Making latter-days Reagan look fit as a fiddle.
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'd managed to actually forget the previous existence of Charles James Kirk until yesterday... 🙁
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Shana Tova 🍎&🍯
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Heba Gowayed هبة جويد @hebagowayed.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9/11/2001 I was a freshman in high school in Alabama, I wore a hijab. In gym class my teacher wheeled in a screen. Something horrible was happening. I watched, mouth agape as the second tower hit. We were silent. As that period reached an end, my name was announced on the loud speaker. 1/
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This rulez
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
theonion.com
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🤔☹️
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What's an example of perfect casting?
a photo of Jason Robards in the mirror maze, from Something Wicked This Way Comes (1982)a photo of Jonathan Pryce as Mister Dark, baring his palms that feature tattoos of the boys Will and Jim's portraits, from the movie Something Wicked This Way Comes (1982)
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
That's just fudging great... 😠
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Only Niagara Region kids will remember...
a photo of an Ontario license plate. the letters C J R N are visible, and the numbers have been erased
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 03/09/2026
that small upward spike there in 2021-22 is like half of what drove the billionaire class completely nuts
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 03/09/2026
prairie dogs should be called range rovers
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I did the by-election democracy participation thing! #BeachesEastYork
a photo of a white, cisgender man with a beard, wearing thick-framed glasses, a ball cap, and a green hoodie.
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sadly, relevant again (still?)
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’d love to hear from Venezuelans how they feel about Delcy Rodriguez selling out the entire country for her own advancement:
Donald J. Trump C @realDonaldTrump
BREAKING NEWS: The United States of America has just entered into an Agreement with the Country of Venezuela on, THE BIGGEST OIL DEAL IN WORLD HISTORY! At my direction, Secretary of State Marco Rubio, and Secretary of War Pete Hegseth, working closely with Highly Respected Interim President of Venezuela, Delcy Rodriguez, and, through a partnership with private business, have secured majority U.S. control of more than 65 BILLION BARRELS of proven Oil Reserves in Venezuela, at no cost to the American Taxpayer. This Historic Transaction MORE THAN DOUBLES American Oil Reserves, greatly increases our Oil Supply, and will substantially lower Gas Prices for all Americans, long into the future, while helping to continue to set Venezuela on a course toward Tremendous Success and Great Prosperity. This Transaction will greatly strengthen the already growing relationship between Venezuela and the United States! Thank you for your attention to this groundbreaking matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! President
DONAID.J. TRUMP
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What horror movie image haunts you? The action that precedes this door slam.
A still frame from the 1974 version of Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Leatherface is about to slam shut a heavy metal sliding door
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
🤣🤣🤣
a tweet from Sleepy @quickedyquack 1d "Im not religious but i believe tim curry is having a good time in the afterlife"
And a quote reply from Tim Curry @NotTheTimCurry "I totally respect you're not religious, darling, as nor am I. If you could at least wait until I'm fucking dead though that'd be smashing." 3/19/22
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
the reason Michael Caine and Tim Curry are so good in their respective Muppet movies is that Michael Caine treats the Muppets as fellow actors, and Tim Curry treats himself as a fellow Muppet
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Willem DaFOMO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them @willemdafomo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry. Immensely talented actor, voice actor, singer, performer, and handsome man, has died at the age of 80. The Rocky Horror Picture Show made his name, but I'll always remember him delivering his lines, as a devil, as though he were mid-orgasm, in "Legend." And so it goes...home
a photo of a middle-aged Tim Curry, smiling widely for the camera. Photo: Alan Light
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