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Elizabeth No War or ICE

@fenbeast.bsky.social
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Martial artist with creaky knees. Only functioning pancreas in the fam. Fiber arts & STEM editing. She/her. Language NSFW. Opinions mine. My cat Anakin (RIP) stares at you.

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Elizabeth No War or ICE @fenbeast.bsky.social · 6h
It was great before. But now it’s phenomenal. Alt text of profound length obligatory.
Marisa Tomei responds “it’s a fact” (her line from My Cousin Vinny) to the meme featuring Katie Britt looking stunned with the caption “When you realize the Chevy Bel Air wasn’t offered with a 327 engine and a four barrel carburetor until 1964” and I am dead, so very dead, there are 2000-year-old Egyptian mummies less dead than I am.
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Elizabeth No War or ICE @fenbeast.bsky.social · 7h
@thehappysorceress.bsky.social I sent an email.
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Elizabeth No War or ICE @fenbeast.bsky.social · 12h
I just can’t
techcrunch.com
Pledge signed by President Trump and top AI leaders misspells the United States | TechCrunch
On Tuesday, President Donald Trump and top AI leaders announced a signed pledge called a “Joint Commitment on Frontier Responsibilities” — a voluntary promise to implement more controls and safety mea...
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Elizabeth No War or ICE @fenbeast.bsky.social · 20h
I got a letter from the IRS inviting me—and anyone else who makes less than $71K (married filing jointly) or $35,500K (single)—to sign up for a program called “Tr*mpIRA dot gov” that will match* 50% of what you save. And as you might guess , I am not leaping to participate. *up to $1,000
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Elizabeth No War or ICE @fenbeast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And men are surprised when we say we’d choose the bear.
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Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street @marleywrites.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
CAUTION: Moosechanic
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Elizabeth No War or ICE @fenbeast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This one’s good, too, but not on quite the same level as the My Cousin Vinny reference.
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Elizabeth No War or ICE @fenbeast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And they’re f***ing adorable
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Ariel Edwards-Levy @aedwardslevy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There is a lot of "oh dear" to go around in the results of this very thorough Pew study on the issues with synthetic samples, but this strikes me as particularly "oh dear" www.pewresearch.org/data-labs/20...
AI polling results can lean on racial or partisan stereotypes

In many cases, our AI poll took beliefs or attitudes that are reasonably common among a particular subgroup and portrayed them as nearly ubiquitous. For example, our AI poll would indicate that:

    97% of Hispanic adults are at least somewhat likely to follow the World Cup (while the actual share is 43%).
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Matt Thiessen @mattthiessen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Seen on FB.
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Elizabeth No War or ICE @fenbeast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Perfect. Hat’s off to the OP.
Post showing a screenshot of Alabama senator Katie Britt at the exact moment Amy Klobuchar gently points out that her colleague and fellow Trump ass-kisser Eric Schmitt just did a triple gainer into an empty swimming pool, captioned “when you realize the Chevy Bel Air wasn’t offered with a 327 engine and a 4-barrel carburetor until 1964.”

If you don’t get that reference, immediately go watch My Cousin Vinny, or Google Marisa Tomei courtroom scene on YouTube.
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Elizabeth No War or ICE @fenbeast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My cat Oliver is being unusually loving tonight, in the “I shall climb on you in the darkness, purring, and rub against your face” manner that juuuust might get him locked in the laundry room again.
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Elizabeth No War or ICE @fenbeast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every time I go too long without food, I hear them buzzing. My sons say I’m hangry, but I know it’s THE RAGE HIVE WITHIN.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
💔🕯️No Justice No peace.
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Elizabeth No War or ICE @fenbeast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kinda telling that it never occurs to him that healthy people frequently don’t visit doctors, and often, neither do people with high deductible plans intended for catastrophic illnesses only.
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Elizabeth No War or ICE @fenbeast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Current state of the stress spiral oeuvre: • one that is complete (finished, washed & blocked) • one that is almost complete (needs washing) • one that’s 3/4 done; I’m on the fence about next color choice • active project ~60% complete • 25% spiral that will be next up
Five stress spirals in various stages of completeness. Bottom one is finished. The two above it are mostly done. The one at the top is currently active project. The small one to its right is just a baby, will grow in due time.
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Elizabeth No War or ICE @fenbeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This plain little mug warmer has sat on my desk since someone gave it to me as a Secret Santa gift roughly 25 years ago. Apparently my goof with the pad of paper overheated it to the point that the plastic casing cracked, making the hot plate collapse inward. No longer safe to use, its time is done.
Green mug warmer with cracked outer casing and a simple on off switch.
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Elizabeth No War or ICE @fenbeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Current stress spiral is still growing, if slowly. We’re at about 18” in diameter now.
Crocheted spiral in purple, red, yellow and green yarn, featuring a brightly colored flower shape in the center on a purple field with green polka dots. Mostly acrylic yarn with some wool.
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Elizabeth No War or ICE @fenbeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gotta say, putting my dehydrator in my office was a stroke of genius. Office is (1) warmer and (2) better-smelling because of the herbs drying in it.
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Megan E. Human * free Link @zombiscribe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay tough love time Yes you should feel bad you fell for Platner, it was extremely obvious, and until you realize that and deal with WHY you did you’ll do it again.
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Elizabeth No War or ICE @fenbeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Husband: *shows me FB post of absolutely adorable 3yo male rottweiler in need of rehoming* Me: WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME? *stomps off* Hubs: ..... Me: *quietly* It's on you to make it work, you understand that? Hubs: tappa tappa tappa I agreed to consider it, doesn't mean it's happening—argh
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Elizabeth No War or ICE @fenbeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chunk is no longer a contender for Fat Bear Week champion, to my deep distress. So I need to update the quilt. Any suggestions for a not-yet-true prophecy that's somewhat funny and that normally would be highly improbable?
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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Elizabeth No War or ICE @fenbeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A-fuckin-men
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Elizabeth No War or ICE @fenbeast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Statement by Dr Gary Girod: If there’s an oil crisis and oil companies are making record profits, a healthcare crisis & healthcare companies are making record profits, and a financial crisis & finance companies are making record profits, then the companies are the crisis.
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Elizabeth No War or ICE @fenbeast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Maine: *edges closer to Canada* Yeah, we get that whole “living next door to the crack house” vibe you’re talking about
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Elizabeth No War or ICE @fenbeast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mark, Bert and Tuck are home! The good news: after a lot of time spent riding around in the truck with Bert, Tuck is no longer so nervous about car rides that he throws up. The bad news: he’s apparently afraid of Oliver, who has booted him off the dog bed. Tuck is sleeping on the rug next to me.🤦🏻
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Elizabeth No War or ICE @fenbeast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Came back to my desk to find I’d absentmindedly laid a pad of paper on my still-hot desktop hot plate… the one I usually have my teacup on… and the page that was on the plate was ever so slightly scorched. Note to self: don’t do that.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My entire life I've heard centrists scolding leftist candidates with "oh, but how will we pay for all that? isn't your agenda unreasonable? shouldn't we run on a modest proposal for means-tested tax rebates?" Then Mamdani gets elected and makes it all look pretty easy. No wonder they hate him.
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Elizabeth No War or ICE @fenbeast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A few days ago, I noted my mother‘s 89th birthday with relief. I would not want her to be living through this era at that advanced age. But it made me hyper aware that my aunt, my mother‘s younger sister, is still on this planet in an era that is deeply unfriendly to older adults and to women.
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Elizabeth No War or ICE @fenbeast.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bingo Quilt update: • Red "US invades Cuba on a pretext" is now "Bobo, $200K hush money, and a bisexual polycule" in black type • Red "Measles kills 100 people in US and Canada" is now "FBI policy: We're not into bestiality but will hire those who are" in black.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 20/09/2026
I hate doing the "a rollback of trans rights is the gateway for a rollback of women's rights" thing because trans rights are human rights in and of themselves, whatever the impact on cis women. But goddamn I wish more cis women had a sense of history and self preservation.
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Elizabeth No War or ICE @fenbeast.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dammit, I just updated the Bingo quilt and now I gotta find space for this one???
Picture of Lauren Boebert with the caption “I did not have Bobo getting caught in a bisexual polycule scandal complete with $200K in hush money on my bingo card,  but I’m gleefully making popcorn for it.”
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Elizabeth No War or ICE @fenbeast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oliver is snoozing quietly at my feet. The bed-shaking purr is over so I guess he’s genuinely asleep. Meanwhile Holly has her big nose in the middle of my back so I get a hot wind when she breathes out and a cool breeze when she breathes in. And she’s snoring. So I guess Ollie is staying.
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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 19/09/2026
Things are getting tight out there. So a few general tips: 1) Make a “menu” for the week before grocery shopping. Be ready to change it based on sales, but if you know what you’re making and the ingredients it’s easier to budget.
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Elizabeth No War or ICE @fenbeast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wait a sec, did I forget to have dinner?
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Fr. Robert Ballecer, SJ @padresj.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's strange how Democratic Socialists - who are being denounced by both parties - turned major deficits into balanced budgets in both New York and Seattle.
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Elizabeth No War or ICE @fenbeast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m allowing Oliver full run of the bedroom tonight because I think the poor guy is lonely. It’s a test run to see if he’s gonna be an asshole about it (with Mark, Bert and Tuck up at the pond, the only people discombobulated if he is will be me and Holly). Guess we’ll find out.
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Elizabeth No War or ICE @fenbeast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So I just hopped onto Netflix and started watching Blacklist because I’ve seen clips and was curious. Oh dear God. I do believe I am going down the rabbit hole.
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Elizabeth No War or ICE @fenbeast.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just saw "dorktacularly" in a legitimate academic context and it makes me unreasonably joyful.
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Heads up: The Russian government has been targeting Americans with covert online disinformation operations seeking to undermine public confidence the midterms — using a familiar playbook in an attempt to inject chaos into the voting season, according to U.S. officials familiar with the matter.
nytimes.com
Russia Aims to Inject Chaos Into Elections, U.S. Intelligence Finds
The Kremlin is once again seeking to undermine confidence in American democracy with online influence campaigns, U.S. officials said.
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Elizabeth No War or ICE @fenbeast.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Occasionally a great song gets a cover so fantastic it puts the original in the shade. Johnny Cash’s Hurt comes to mind. Jimi Hendrix’s All Along the Watchtower. Whitney Houston’s I Will Always Love You. Aretha’s Natural Woman. Ann & Nancy Wilson’s Stairway to Heaven live at Kennedy Center.
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Elizabeth No War or ICE @fenbeast.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So my husband is up at the cottage for the week. Doing some maintenance. Taking a little time away from the day-to-day. He took his dog Bert and his puppy Tuck with him. The first night they were gone, my Great Dane had a mini meltdown. Just lay on the bed whimpering. Not whining, whimpering.
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Gizmodo @gizmodo.com · 18/09/2026
FBI Warns ICE Agents Not to Trust Any Woman Willing to Date Them
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FBI Warns ICE Agents Not to Trust Any Woman Willing to Date Them
ICE officers on dating apps should be wary of tradwives, an FBI memo suggested, as well as any woman whose profile would "appeal" to them.
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 18/09/2026
Mood. theonion.com/thursday-cry...
theonion.com
Thursday Cry Moved Up To Wednesday Due To Scheduling Conflict
BEVERLY, MA—Sources say that after an important work meeting was added to the usually free block of time she sets aside each Thursday to privately weep, Visor Solutions’ West Coast sales director Nina...
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Republicans, in their infinite wisdom, left a big gambling loophole in the Medicaid work requirements. I'm no fan of the gambling industry, but if you are on Medicaid and struggling to deal with the work requirements, taking a $580 bet on both sides of an outcome is one way of getting around them.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.
gizmodo.com
71% of Americans Say They're Completely Exhausted
A CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States.
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Elizabeth No War or ICE @fenbeast.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@thehappysorceress.bsky.social it is begun
Mystery knitting in yellow
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Elizabeth No War or ICE @fenbeast.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It took Kash Patel and his pro-bestiality stance to get me to agree with PETA.
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 17/09/2026
get his ass
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