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Heather and Jessica

@fuggirls.bsky.social
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Fashion bloggers at www.GoFugYourself.com, writers of Drinks With Broads on Substack, and authors of The Royal We, The Heir Affair, Spoiled, and Messy wherever books are sold. We use affiliate links.

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Heather and Jessica @fuggirls.bsky.social · 5m
With this and The Other Mommy coming out, I could REALLY make Halloween very messed-up for my kids -H
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Heather and Jessica @fuggirls.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We watched the VMAs so you didn't have to. A rundown!
drinkswithbroads.substack.com
The VM-Ehs, a Gilded Age Christmas, and an Oscar for Pattinson?!?
It really could happen!
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Heather and Jessica @fuggirls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's GOURD TIME.
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Fug Nation Loves Gourds! - Go Fug Yourself
Bang the gong, it's finally gourd season!
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Socialite Life @socialitelife.bsky.social · 11h
Florence Pugh Wore Some GOWNS to Promote East of Eden Over the Last Few Days soc.life/iDFGnJ via @fuggirls.bsky.social
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I give up. I’m moving into a cave.
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Heather and Jessica @fuggirls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's GOURD TIME.
gofugyourself.com
Fug Nation Loves Gourds! - Go Fug Yourself
Bang the gong, it's finally gourd season!
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Heather and Jessica @fuggirls.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We watched the VMAs so you didn't have to. A rundown!
drinkswithbroads.substack.com
The VM-Ehs, a Gilded Age Christmas, and an Oscar for Pattinson?!?
It really could happen!
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Heather and Jessica @fuggirls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The VMAs were last night! Of course we have complete red carpet coverage on the website today. Starting here!
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Taylor Swift Led the Parade of Metallics at the 2026 VMAs - Go Fug Yourself
There's a LOT of sparkle and spangle in here.
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Heather and Jessica @fuggirls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes, and...it's a new batch of Ted Lasso recaps, baby!
drinkswithbroads.substack.com
“An Emotional Jambalaya”
Recapping Ted Lasso, Episodes 7 and 8
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Heather and Jessica @fuggirls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes, and...it's a new batch of Ted Lasso recaps, baby!
drinkswithbroads.substack.com
“An Emotional Jambalaya”
Recapping Ted Lasso, Episodes 7 and 8
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Heather and Jessica @fuggirls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The VMAs were last night! Of course we have complete red carpet coverage on the website today. Starting here!
gofugyourself.com
Taylor Swift Led the Parade of Metallics at the 2026 VMAs - Go Fug Yourself
There's a LOT of sparkle and spangle in here.
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Socialite Life @socialitelife.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Celine Dion out and about in Paris soc.life/T4F71i via @fuggirls.bsky.social
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Heather and Jessica @fuggirls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No offense to Kacey Musgraves, but why can't we just keep watching and listening to Dolly? -H
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Heather and Jessica @fuggirls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Latter-Day Madonna has done a good job figuring out how to make A Madonna Performance fun even when the Madonna portion of that performance is mid. She looked groggy/confused and at multiple points did not bother to lip sync... but she pulled out a banger of a song with great dancers. Voila! -H
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Heather and Jessica @fuggirls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You could fold all that laundry OR you could flop down on the sofa and read this instead.
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Fugs & Pieces, September 25, 2026 - Go Fug Yourself
Private trains! Cute sweatshirts! War time libraries! Baseball stakes! Deviled eggs!
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Heather and Jessica @fuggirls.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Vogue World felt VERY underwhelming this year....except for the robots? WTF is happening over there.
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Vogue World Seems Somewhat Under-Attended This Year - Go Fug Yourself
Is this because people still don't know what the hell Vogue World even IS? Or are they over Anna's shenanigans?
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Heather and Jessica @fuggirls.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Vogue World felt VERY underwhelming this year....except for the robots? WTF is happening over there.
gofugyourself.com
Vogue World Seems Somewhat Under-Attended This Year - Go Fug Yourself
Is this because people still don't know what the hell Vogue World even IS? Or are they over Anna's shenanigans?
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 23/09/2026
I wrote about how Trump is treating presidential power like it's his own possession and using it to punish blue states — but also about how at least he's promised lots of cash for all of us. www.ctinsider.com/columnist/ar...
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Heather and Jessica @fuggirls.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Grab yourself some AUTUMNAL DELIGHTS, why don't you?
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Fug Nation Loves AUTUMNAL DELIGHTS - Go Fug Yourself
I'm talking pumpkins! I'm talking wine! LEAVES! Candles! Dramatic lotions!
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Heather and Jessica @fuggirls.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
People wore stuff to the opening of the new Lucas Museum! STUFF I SAY.
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Lucas Museum Of Narrative Art Opening Night Highlights: The Brights and the Patterns - Go Fug Yourself
Vintage! Sparkles! Stripes! Corsets! Nipples?
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Heather and Jessica @fuggirls.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
People wore stuff to the opening of the new Lucas Museum! STUFF I SAY.
gofugyourself.com
Lucas Museum Of Narrative Art Opening Night Highlights: The Brights and the Patterns - Go Fug Yourself
Vintage! Sparkles! Stripes! Corsets! Nipples?
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Heather and Jessica @fuggirls.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Soraya is brilliant; if you have room in your newsletter budget, I cannot imagine a better way to spend it. -H
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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 20/09/2026
This news and especially the “reasons” cited in the article makes me want to punch through a wall, and have there be Amazon execs inside that wall
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Heather and Jessica @fuggirls.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You could clean out your closet or you could sprawl around and read this instead.
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Fugs & Pieces, September 18, 2026 - Go Fug Yourself
Ghost towns! Old fish! Peach cobblers!
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Heather and Jessica @fuggirls.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You could clean out your closet or you could sprawl around and read this instead.
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Fugs & Pieces, September 18, 2026 - Go Fug Yourself
Ghost towns! Old fish! Peach cobblers!
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hi if you are in Minneapolis and are this 25-to-30-year-old white woman, about 5'5", with brown hair and a curly-haired golden retriever-like dog, get medical attention immediately!
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Heather and Jessica @fuggirls.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is so pleasant. Be soothed.
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Enjoy How Reasonable and Wearable Michael Kors Is, As Usual - Go Fug Yourself
There is a reason this man is still in business.
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Heather and Jessica @fuggirls.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is so pleasant. Be soothed.
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Enjoy How Reasonable and Wearable Michael Kors Is, As Usual - Go Fug Yourself
There is a reason this man is still in business.
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
Pope Leo by a green glass orb the size of a med-large pumpkin
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Heather and Jessica @fuggirls.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Feeling spendy? TREAT YOURSELF.
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Fug Nation Loves These Delights for Fall! - Go Fug Yourself
It's on the horizon!
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Heather and Jessica @fuggirls.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We watched the Emmy so you don't have to! The rundown:
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The Bests, the Worsts, the Mosts, and the Leasts of the 2026 Emmy Awards
DUN DUN
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Heather and Jessica @fuggirls.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Complete Emmys coverage on GFY today! Starting here -- where there is A LOT going on.
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Among Other Things, This Emmys Metallics Post Has Zendaya, An Insane Look on Shailene Woodley, and Patricia’s Sunset Cocktails - Go Fug Yourself
Also Meg Stalter came as an Emmy.
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Heather and Jessica @fuggirls.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We watched the Emmy so you don't have to! The rundown:
drinkswithbroads.substack.com
The Bests, the Worsts, the Mosts, and the Leasts of the 2026 Emmy Awards
DUN DUN
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Heather and Jessica @fuggirls.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Complete Emmys coverage on GFY today! Starting here -- where there is A LOT going on.
gofugyourself.com
Among Other Things, This Emmys Metallics Post Has Zendaya, An Insane Look on Shailene Woodley, and Patricia’s Sunset Cocktails - Go Fug Yourself
Also Meg Stalter came as an Emmy.
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 15/09/2026
rhea seehorn didn’t win for better call saul so vince gilligan was like, what if she was the only character, what now
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Heather and Jessica @fuggirls.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Our Emmys live-chat is up and running at Drinks With Broads!
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Welcome to the Emmy Awards Live Chat!
Get ready to ogle en masse!
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If, as seems to be the majority view here, you dislike the prospect of a world where human journalism and analysis is displaced by AI slop, have the self-awareness not to act annoyed and offended that the human labor of writing sometimes requires compensation.
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Heather and Jessica @fuggirls.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Our Emmys live-chat is up and running at Drinks With Broads!
drinkswithbroads.substack.com
Welcome to the Emmy Awards Live Chat!
Get ready to ogle en masse!
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Tom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Twenty years of writing fashion commentary has taught me that this is the single most-cited fashion reference by the general public. People who don't know a thing about fashion or costume design remember this dress. It's safe to call it one of the most remembered dresses of the last hundred years.
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Heather and Jessica @fuggirls.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Our Emmy live chat is OPEN FOR BUSINESS!
drinkswithbroads.substack.com
Welcome to the Emmy Awards Live Chat!
Get ready to ogle en masse!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14/09/2026
Extraordinary reporting: "Kremlev’s previously unreported relationship with Trump Jr. represents an extraordinary development: a member of Putin’s circle financially supporting the president’s son and gaining intimate access to the Trump family."
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Donald Trump Jr.’s Wedding Bankrolled by Putin-Linked Russian Oligarch
The oligarch, Umar Kremlev, spent hundreds of thousands on expenses like renting out a private island. He appears to have met Trump Jr. only recently, but he attended the intimate wedding with a large...
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Heather and Jessica @fuggirls.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yes! There IS a new Ted Lasso recap for you to read instead of doing any actual work today.
drinkswithbroads.substack.com
“Men DO Love a Song With An Instruction”
Jamie Tartt is BACK. WE NEEDED HIM.
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Socialite Life @socialitelife.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A White-Clad Robert Pattinson Kicks Off His Oscar Campaign in Venice soc.life/KE9k77 via @fuggirls.bsky.social
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Heather and Jessica @fuggirls.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
am so embarrassed for everyone who enabled this egregious use of AI by participating in this interview of a fake person. Doing that to ask it whether it deserves Oscar recognition is excruciating icing on a shitcake -H
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
4 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets
Rest in peace to Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth II. A great woman who sat on the throne as long as anyone in British history.
Sad she will never get to see #BlackAdam V IN THEATERS OCT 21st
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Heather and Jessica @fuggirls.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Catching up on Hard Knocks. "A little [goat] pee isn't a big deal. Just clean it up and keep going. Much like training camp itself." These writers might need a very long break. -H
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Heather and Jessica @fuggirls.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Mensik just had a fan ejected from the stadium for whatever obnoxious shit he was saying and doing. Once again, people are acting like proud, dumb assholes. At least the fans around him were cheering this decision and helping security find him. -H
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Heather and Jessica @fuggirls.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
In case you're in the mood to spend your feelings....
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The Fug Nation Labor Day Sales Mega Post! - Go Fug Yourself
Spoiler: There are a lot of sales currently sale-ing.
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I have a weird hail mary ask. Do any of you happen to have a April 1999 Southern Living magazine? It contains an article I need photographed for tomorrow if possible, and I have been down every research rabbit hole imagineable. Will follow you to DM details. 🙏♥️
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