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Ms. Washywishes @washy.works · 30/09/2026
don’t you want to buy tickets to the island with a copy of petal crash 2! please oh please buy petal crash 2! it would make washy so happy galaxytrail.itch.io/petal-crash-2 or store.steampowered.com/app/2697670/...
seafoam washy going to the island with the petal crash 2 copy on it and it says its 15.29 right now in early access early adopter price and 1-8 passengers can ride her to it.
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an actual dog @devtesla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it's soooooo good
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
very weird thing about being "in public online" for like, 15 whole years now is sometimes you'll run into a person who fully has a tulpa of you living in their home. and the problem is that the tulpa is not pulling its weight around the house and that person is now mad at ME for some reason
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an actual dog @devtesla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
there's a thread on bgg about it where the designer keeps going on and on about how the other four genres are equally broad and that he had to simplify things to fit in a board game. this is true but one of these things is not like the other
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
please consider that when you post about all men being bad or disgusting you are going to cause a bunch of self flagellating guys to come writhing out of the ground like earthworms and the rest of us have to see it
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an actual dog @devtesla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the most one weird trick thing about my life is that I've learned to cope with feelings of discomfort with my body by enjoying being ugly. I highly recommend it, everything got better afterwards
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an actual dog @devtesla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the map scanning mini-quest in Control Resonant is annoying but I'll accept it because it teaches console players to try to find things without map markers. gotta tell them to look up
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an actual dog @devtesla.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fantasy Flight Games hasn't been actually cool in a while but at least they have a well organized website with information about two decades of products, with useful references to help understand their complex and expensive board and card games. now to open www dot fantasyflightgames dot com
fantasyflightgames.com
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Welcome to the new home of Fantasy Flight Games! We’ve built this space as your ultimate destination for our latest games, news, resources, and more. Dive in and find your next favorite. Because here ...
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an actual dog @devtesla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the actual reason for this from the patent is not tapping your credit card on your home controller, but playing a demo in the store and buying the game for your home console. still very weird, it seems to be what they think will replace physical games
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an actual dog @devtesla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the scene in The Sopranos where Carmela sees a therapist who tears into her over and over, telling her she's complicit and should take the kids and run, is often posted in a ra ra look at her get owned kinda way. but nothing actually changes because the therapist got his moment
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hell yeah found my old GitSe edit
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an actual dog @devtesla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
these birds love to die
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an actual dog @devtesla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
came across a cognitive hazard
notes app screenshot 
top - substance use 
vers top - neurotypical 
vers - adhd 
vers bottom - anxiety
bottom - bpd 
side - depression
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an actual dog @devtesla.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
part of growing older is seeing something you liked when you were younger that you thought was apolitical suddenly get taken over by a fascist. this is currently happening to me with sokobon puzzles and independent mac software
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jacobs by Marc Jacobs
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My wonderful father, who instilled in me the love of computer and comics and weird cartoons, has passed away. Any support you could give to help our family would be appreciated. gofund.me/a724331e4
gofund.me
Donate to Help William Florence's Family With Farewell Costs, organized by T. Florence
We are heartbroken at the passing of William Florence at the age of 7… T. Florence needs your support for Help William Florence's Family With Farewell Costs
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"We messed up 🥺👉👈" this is how stupid they think you are lol. I actually think if you steal 131 million dollars from people making poverty wages, you shouldn't be allowed to be a company anymore!
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an actual dog @devtesla.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
not just that but the pull rate for the most valuable cards is extremely high so the singles prices are low. game for child is acting like a game for child
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 22/09/2026
halo and doom should be public domain. the first person shooter belongs to the people
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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this is the worst day of my life
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an actual dog @devtesla.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Goodbye Lara is an anime about the puppygirl from dump your puppygirl getting a job
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an actual dog @devtesla.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the food in Fortune's Weave is so good that it transcends reality, causes friendships to grow across multiple timelines
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an actual dog @devtesla.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
[Goodbye Lara spoilers] I read the spoilers that leaked for the finale and I'm glad I had a week to prepare. People are gonna say that you shouldn't watch the last, I think literally 2 minutes, because it is upsetting, but as a sit with it the more I like it
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an actual dog @devtesla.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the paralogues in Fortune's Weave are crazy. they're intentionally missable, but all must be unlocked at about the same time in a playthrough. I'm running the most basic of guides and the past few hours have been weirdly detailed filler. fun but idk why it was done this way Lol
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Tigburr : Pantry Punisher => MFF @burnedoutparadise.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why the fuck do gay bears use AI so much when they need water for their CPAP machines?
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an actual dog @devtesla.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the range of tones in Fortune's Weave is crazy. stuff happens that would be unusually fucked up if it happened in Warhammer 40k, then fifteen minutes later you're in a Bluey episode
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/09/2026
freak the fuck out and panic sell everything righgt now. its fucking over
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Wild Heaven @exhaustheat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This show is excellent. Please give it a watch.
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an actual dog @devtesla.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
only one thing worse than a rapist
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an actual dog @devtesla.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Petal Crash
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an actual dog @devtesla.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I can't believe they're putting her toes on display like that right in the opening
Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave screengrab
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
starting a weird sex cult whose members end up leading the most powerful tech companies and drives national policy around the world. our seminal text is tails gets trolled
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Send this to a 30 or 40 year old to watch them SMILE into the middle distance about how WONDERFUL life is
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
very funny to pretend that bluesky takes toxicity seriously when their lead engineer is openly posting like this lol
@katelynburns.com: Literally do not have tome for that every month. That's just not how humans work.

@why.bsky.world: You’re a podcast host, you have enough free time to talk to the latest chatbot every so often

@katelynburns.com: you think I do my podcast full time?

@why.bsky.world: Well I assumed “freelance journalist” was just a euphemism for unemployed “influencer” so yeah

@katelynburns.com:  Lol

@why.bsky.world: Claiming to be a journalist while refusing to do some pretty basic research is some clown shit
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Shady Inference 🌫️ @blot.city · 17/09/2026
Hello bluesky company this is your lawyer speaking. I am legally advising you to tell your head moderator guy to keep writing posts that include the phrase "send trans folks to concentration camps" on his official bluesky company account
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an actual dog @devtesla.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm pretty sure the subtext here is that they're not in the active planning phase for the Deck 2, and the component crisis can't disrupt something that doesn't exist
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an actual dog @devtesla.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The time magazine ai "how dangerous are you?" Cover with the text replaced with:

Write a story about samus aran falling in love with a friendly tentacle monster who has passionate baby making sex with her resulting in an accelerated pregnancy where she gives birth to  the reader who samus then breastfeeds
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an actual dog @devtesla.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm in one of the stupidest fandom hells I've ever been in with Goodbye, Lara. The show is a yuri, has spent every episode making it clear that it's about two girls who are at the beginning stages of love, and keeps making a Disney style kiss an important symbol. The girls probably won't kiss Lol
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an actual dog @devtesla.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
there's a cute thing on twitter right now where a bunch of 20-something's are all discovering how good Metroid games are at the same time. that can't happen here because we're all too old and already have Metroid opinions Lol
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an actual dog @devtesla.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the video this fact comes from rules. he's given an out to not give an answer, pauses for a good ten seconds, and I guess remembers watching Digimon 25 years ago
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an actual dog @devtesla.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
this appears to be a magical girl mobile game that involves checking the weather
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an actual dog @devtesla.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we live in unprecedented times. nintendo is selling Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze for less than $60
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an actual dog @devtesla.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
blizzard announces that it's a game studio again
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beloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026
The adolescent version of Godzilla from "Shin Godzilla" who, to put it charitably, looks both startled and like he was the victim of a rogue orthodontist, with the caption "the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling"
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Mike Display Name @therexwolff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Everywhere I go, people come up to me on the street and ask me if there's going to be another one!"
-Mike Myers
On 9/11
CLICKHOLE
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べちべる @vetivernakamura.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Jamf Industries @jamf-industries.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
multiple woulds in this pic
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an actual dog @devtesla.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
apple does a thing where instead of increasing msrp when they need to raise prices they'll instead adjust trade-in value, and this year they've both increased prices and cut trade-ins by about a hundred bucks each. an iphone air loses half it's price when you trade it in now
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an actual dog @devtesla.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm having a better time than the president and all I do is play board games and bang furrys
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an actual dog @devtesla.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
in 1991 nintendo of america resolved a price fixing lawsuit brought against them by the doj by mailing customers $5 coupons. 35 years later they're giving tariff refunds through a digital game sale, which honestly feels worse Lol
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