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Devon @devonw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

How could he say something so controversial yet so brave?

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It’s really stupid that we let someone get rich for making Facebook, do something important like making skittles

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Devon @devonw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The people left on Mastodon immediately criticize it for breaking one of their seven million unwritten rules.

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SpooktobAeryn 🧛🦇👻 @femgirlgaming.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Alan Moore did not fucking miss

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Devon @devonw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just, absolutely one of the most insecure people out there.

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Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Very distressed to discover that today is not Friday

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Devon @devonw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Really quite rude of the universe, I'd say

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Elizabeth Bear @matociquala.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Advice for my younger friends: if you want to encourage yourself to stay healthy and functional, to exercise and eat well... ...pick a couple of motherfuckers you really want to outlive.

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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“I didn’t have a good interaction with this bird and now I’m in a bad mood.” - Insane people in the Fire Emblem world

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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It is time for the Ace Combat. Let us see if the mute psychopath with 500 missiles can defeat the loathsome forces of Bad Country.

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Devon @devonw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

More proof that AI is stealing jobs. A real person could be creating maps as shitty as AI can do!

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

'this AI agent can do all your tasks for you' so now i gotta sit here and write a list of all my tasks for a robot to fuck up. why. why wouldn't i just keep to the current system where i fuck up my own tasks

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Devon @devonw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

As an Arkansan, I welcome the nukes

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Devon @devonw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I also only played her route, but from what I've read/seen, Those Who Slither In The Dark also had advanced tech And (chapter 2 or 3 Dietrich spoiler here, stop reading if you don't want to see it) . . . . . One of those TWSITD confirms their tech is the same thing

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Devon @devonw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I had completely forgotten about that part of the 3H lore (because I mostly just did Edelgard's route) and I was stunned until I remembered that was A Thing

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

OvO what's this? A bulge of turbulence?

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026

ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points

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JC @jamescurcio.com · 23/09/2026

Gozer the Gozerian said "choose the form of your destructor" and SOME dumb motherfucker couldn't keep from thinking of Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.

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Devon @devonw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Godzilla is going to say fuck. Twice.

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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026

Y’all Come Drink ♥️🤪👍🏾

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 22/09/2026

I'm of two minds about this information

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eric van allen @seamoosi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i'm tired and am operating on no sleep but i'm sure the next several cans of Pure Caffeine will set me right

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Mark Carney: “I would now like to inform you that the teleprompter has ceased to function. Unlike a certain world leader, I do not view this as a conspiracy.”

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Micah @rincewind.run · 19/09/2026

yes it is

The gas prices sign from I Am Legend, regular is 6.63 a gallon

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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I don't see why not, afterall shrimp fries rice.

A sign at the grocery store:
CAN FISH
MICROWAVE
SOUP

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 15/09/2026

The entire administration is guys in hot dog costumes trying to find the guy who did this

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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Angry about how effective common wisdom advice is. What do you mean I'll fall asleep faster if I have a regular bedtime routine without my phone to seek novel experiences while lying down?

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Devon @devonw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Chicken ham pineapple blue cheese. Yes all on one pizza

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Devon @devonw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Overheard in the lobby at work: "and, I was using ChatGPT so I knew it would be accurate." Oh boy have I got news for you, buddy.

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Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Some of those that burn crosses, Are the same that fuck horses

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Devon @devonw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

They keep just announcing things on television that you couldn't get me to say if you waterboarded me

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Devon @devonw.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

So much hobbying tonight. Rebased 24 nobz, 2 warbosses, and 7 lootas and old tankbustas into boyz with rockets or big shootas.

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Devon @devonw.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I need places to stop advertising that they are "Open Late!" if they close at midnight. Stop it. Midnight isn't late, is it the earliest time it should be acceptable for places to close. If you can't give me a burger or milkshake at 2am, you aren't "open late" Frauds.

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Devon @devonw.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

That banner looks great!

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Devon @devonw.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Finally, someone is asking you to think about the gamers

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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Did you hear about the Ork Mek who bolted all the wheels on the warbikes at 90 degrees? It was the right angle, after all. Things went sideways real fast.

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

these stories always make me think about the politicians demanding that companies like apple provide back doors to their encryption

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Cathode Ray Blanchard @shivs.kindgirls.online · 04/09/2026

I genuinely think Bugs Bunny's reaction to finding out Playboy Penguin is actually from Hoboken instead of the South Pole after taking him there is like, comfortably the single fucking funniest line reading of all time.

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