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Deviant Newt

@deviantnewt.bsky.social
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Not a catgirl or a catboy but definitely a cat-they, I'm a monsterlover and I have too many ideas for how lazy I am. MDNI/🔞 just because, 34 and French /neg

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shishi fu on my dog till i kom a inu @shishispin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
thoughts
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Bonjour, billet s'il vous plait!" *montre écran de mon tel avec le qrcode* *contrôleur lève l'appareil pour check l'écran, je swipe pour aller au screenshot précédent* "et la carte de fidélité siouplé" *soulève mon tel en souriant pour montrer que c'est ça* "Oooh, très rapide!" Je gagne aux trains.
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EVIL Spilt 🏳️‍⚧️ @spiltthemilk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I SAW THIS POST SOMEWHERE AND I FEEL CALLED OUT
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I fucking love train sounds. The rumble of the tracks, the horns of trains we pass by, the chime of the announcements, THE WHISTLE!!! (I'm a cliché, I know, fuck y'all )
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm exhausted and forgot to bring a mask because I ran out in fear of being late BUT... ngl, I look kinda cute. (The hair is going to be down later on, I'm still cooling off from walking to the train station)
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Y E S
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you can’t even write jokes better than this
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My Remedyverse fan™ friend can't play Control Resonant yet and I'm McLosing it because I NEED TO SCREAM ABOUT THINGS AND THEORIZE!! (Not done with the game yet, but AAAAAAAA)
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air budd dwyer @mushy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
evergreen
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crust @crustedart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cheese!
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Am I watching Boston Legal just for James Spader? Yes. He's just a random not-tall white guy but dear lord can he get it. You can hear him whimper before a kiss in this series. WHIMPER. I'm a weak person.
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Leonardo DiCaprio's 'Yum Delicious' Reaction
ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio's 'Yum Delicious' Reaction
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 25/09/2026
[image of saw gerrera]

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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Denis Colombi @uneheuredepeine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pourquoi j'apprends ça ici et pas dans les médias français ?
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IggyMaid @iggymaid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They want your age data for targeted advertising, thats literally it. It was never about safety or kids
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Venom de la VenomCorp @venomcorp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mon JEU DE L'ANNÉE est là ! Control Resonant est sorti et j'ai speedrunné la première vidéo malgré les larmes et le sang ! Un petit partage serait apprécié <3 www.youtube.com/watch?v=npsE...
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Le jeu est ENFIN sorti !!! | Control Resonant Part 1
YouTube video by Venom Corp
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Jay Castello 🌻 @jaymcastello.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
we're finally going to figure it out
A photo of a book subheading that says "video games: are they good or bad?"
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Ash @fishyash.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Friendly reminder that Duolingo was initially concieved to trick people into translating articles for free, which they later used as training data for MTL algorithms. Duolingo's primary purpose has NEVER been about teaching you a language, even from the start! slate.com/technology/2...
If it doesn’t charge users and, so far, doesn’t serve them any ads, how does Duolingo make money? It tricks you into working as an unpaid translation service. At the end of some lessons, Duolingo will ask you if you want to practice by translating a real-world document. Which will turn out to be, say, a BuzzFeed article. By melding together enough stabs at this task from high-level Duolingo users, the app can render a surprisingly accurate translation. Which is worth good money. So far, Duolingo has contracts with BuzzFeed and CNN to translate stories from English into languages such as Spanish, French, and Portuguese. This service is already earning Duolingo hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, but von Ahn predicts he will be adding a raft of new clients soon. “The language translations market is huge,” he says. “It’s a $30 billion per year market.”
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Ian Carrillo @iansociologo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
60 Minutes (@60Minutes) on X:

“This is the first time in my adult life where there's been an issue that's come up that I feel like is going to directly impact me,” says Dave Lowe, a lifelong conservative Republican who lives near a proposed data center in Texas.

The shocked Pikachu face is pasted on the face of a middle-aged white man with a white beard and a cowboy hat.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
this just in: unicorn hunting bad for unicorns.
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rouspixxx & chill @rousp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Oh I'm probably not reaaaaally autistic, I just gadlit everyone!" Bitch you're googling social interactions, shut up and go to sleep.
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Thalack @thalack.fr · 20/09/2026
+ Numéro masqué + Numéro masqué + Numéro masqué + Numéro masqué
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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters
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elevated horror: what if you're grieving your loved one TOO MUCH? 
folk horror: what if a child's disability could EAT PEOPLE? 
supernatural horror: what if your childhood trauma could EAT PEOPLE? 
psychological horror: what if your adult trauma could EAT PEOPLE? 
body horror: what if your gender dysphoria could EAT PEOPLE? 
slasher horror: what if a random guy was trying to kill you, instead of a cop or your boyfriend?
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Thomas Méreur 🕹️ Wishlist 'Hidden Shore' @amaebi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Venant de la part d'un mec qui bosse sur The Last of Us, c'est un peu le camembert qui dit au roquefort qu'il pue.
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ursiday @ursiday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm so excited about the newly described Leopardus tilcayo #cats
Digital illustration of a Leopardus tilcayo with two images of the cat in profile and in a crouched pose
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RS Benedict @rsbenedict.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this--THIS--is the truest recession indicator
Sticker on a cooler at a convenience store advertising Arizona iced tea cans at $1.50 each.
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🏳️‍⚧️ Kiara Pendragon ∍⧽⧼∊ Godslayer 🏳️‍🌈 @aapur.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They fired so many artists over this too. People who helped make the game iconic were tossed out on the street because the Slop Faucet could do it "decent enough". If you still play Fortnite, you're funding the hyper-acceleration of AI replacing Artists in Gaming
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*gets one tiny tattoo of a snake on a dagger as a test piece* Oh yeah. This is my snake leg now. I want more. I'm gonna get more.
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More Kylo Ren
ALT: More Kylo Ren
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nice things happened to me and I managed to expend a bit more energy than I thought I had available, I'm proud of myself! *crash* Aaaaand here's the equivalent exchange, I'm going to buzz out of my skin and my heart wants to go play out of my ribcage, I need a very small world while I calm down.
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Jérémie Younes @jeremieyounes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Selon Complèment d'enquête, c'est Laurent Nunez lui-même qui a alimenté la fake news sur la drogue de Rima Hassan. C'est donc un ministre qui a directement alimenté une fausse information sur une députée d'opposition, si on met des A et des B à la place des noms. C'est une affaire d'état.
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VIDEO. "Peut-être qu'un ministre de l'Intérieur ne devrait pas dire ça" : Laurent Nuñez a-t-il participé à alimenter des fuites sur la détention de drogue par Rima Hassan ?
En avril, plusieurs médias avaient relayé l'information erronée selon laquelle de la drogue de synthèse avait été retrouvée dans les effets personnels de l'eurodéputée LFI, alors en garde à vue. Selon...
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Primal_ManBeast @primalmanbeast.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
⚠️Real talk friends⚠️ I've been unemployed since July and still haven't been paid anything from unemployment. Wife's hours were cut at work about the same time due to school. savings is drying up. If anyone is able to help out with our bills it'd be appreciated. tr.ee/eUorK-hP_p
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Primal_ManBeast Official: Twitch | Linktree
AKA Primal_Manimal I'm a Twitch streamer and dabbler in many hobbies including Voice Acting, Candle Making, and Digital Art. Stop in and say hi some time.
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ghost ace @kinkcynical.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
With alt-text.
September 12, 2026
evil f skeleton 11:19 PM
bro so like
I was in my college class and they don't let you use ai right
and so like I started using chatgpt in my head analyzing the article and shit
it was like
I was using chatgpt in my head
u feel me?
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motherfucker thats called thinking
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Oh, finally a normal hour to sleep! I won't fuck up my sleep schedule, I stayed awake!" Two hours later, at 11:24 pm : "PSYCH! You're overthinking and thus can't sleep."
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I've been playing bit.trip runner for nearly 5 hours. OF COURSE MY VISION IS BLURRY.
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Lachlan Blackmore @soupness.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If she fits she sips!
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Eternal Skies TCG RPG @eternalskies.neocities.org · 15/09/2026
If your game doesn't work like this and you don't have these kinds of hacked together solutions, can you even call yourself a game dev?
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Gare de Vierzon. Ouais nan, c'est toujours ZE liminal space français, les vibes sont beurk. (MAIS y'a une passagère qui est stylée, avec sa grande jupe en dentelle noire et ses Demonia, ça compense)
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Jésus sauve!" Ok mais il sauve quoi ou qui, comment?! PROSÉLYTISE AVEC PRÉCISION, CRÉNON DE NON!
Quai de gare, et de l'autre côté, un bâtiment avec un tag "Jésus sauve!"
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Olivier Cyran @oliviercyran.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bernie Sanders s'allie à un gourou de la fachosphère pour réclamer une IA "pro-humaine". Il y a un an il saluait le mur anti-humain de Trump en expliquant "si vous n'avez pas de frontière vous n'avez pas de nation". La gauche inclusive aux nazis ça va dans la même poubelle que les nazis.
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Clearer pic of the shirt because yes, it is indeed a shirt of the best Zelda game.
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Am a goth flamingo (dressed all in black is coincidental, the one-leggee resting pose is because plantar fasciitis)
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Cacao 🔞 @cacao69.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The cake is a lie #Portal
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eds @imnoteds.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Israel’s culture minister wants to strip film directors Yuval Abraham and Rachel Szor of their Israeli citizenship for their movie Naza, which features testimonies of IDF soldiers admitting to knowingly killing civilians in Gaza
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Sam Bagel 🥯 - Tout CRAMER 🔥 @hahnemann.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ça parle de la Chine et de communisme alors je me permets de mettre mon grain de sel : oui on peut très bien vivre en Chine en fait, y’a des gens qui vivent là bas vous savez ? Quand je vais chez ma belle famille on vit plutot bien, bon on a pas YouTube, Facebook et X mais bon heu je tiens à
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Tanya D. || Writer || Narrative Designer @cypheroftyr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Shoutout to Star Wars Zero Company for fantastic Black hairstyles. DAMN. #GiftedCopy #MyHawks
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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