Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 8hdo a thing, schedule a 5 minutes break, do a thing, 5 minutes break, do a thi– you get the picture. And I absolutely hate it. 010
Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 16h"Human, you good? You really should go to sleep, y'know." 160
Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 16hOh noooo, my disability, it's disabling me, but in stupid ways that don't look like disability!static.klipy.comHank Hill: Shoot Me with a HoseALT: Hank Hill: Shoot Me with a Hose 010
Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 17hCan't fucking sleeeeeeep, guess I'l get back up and keep cleaning. 011
Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Newt status :static.klipy.comStitch's Loud Hiss - Lilo And StitchALT: Stitch's Loud Hiss - Lilo And Stitch 170
Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'm chilling watching Boston Legal and putting together a bedside table, looks like it's good so far :p 010
Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I should be home in 15 minutes tops and thank fuck for that because I can feel the rope's end fraying in my hands with how tightly I'm grasping it. I will then *rest* a little before doing the cleaning, I swear! 230
Reposted by Deviant NewtSignez · Stan Signoud @signez.fr · 03/10/2026Pourquoi les éditeurs de Mediapart ont-ils laissé les erreurs orthographiques de Jordan Bardella dans l’enquête sur ses propos ? Surtout pour conserver le côté « authentique » des messages face à la justice… mais ça a une conséquence rigolote, dévoilée aujourd’hui dans leur newsletter de coulisses. 712157
Reposted by Deviant Newt🜏 Machine Saint 🜏 @shoehead.itch.io · 03/10/2026Being Bisexual on October 3rd 2455183
Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Well, thank fuck I'm all by myself at this bus stop because while singing along to the Alestorm song in my ears feels great and helps with the whole "being outside" thing, it *is* "Fucked with an anchor". Dunno if it's better or worse than the one before (Bullet by Hollywood Undead) 020
Reposted by Deviant NewtJeReOnerZ 1312 TOUT CRAMER Fan account !!! @jereonerz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Sur LCI on invite un "lycéen" qui milite pour Attal , Paul Vannier le démasque et la journaliste fait style de l'apprendre mais soit. Mais j'apprends qu'en fait il n'est même plus lycéen mais consultant chez Minerva fondé par l'ex conseillé d'Attal, agence d'impresario tournée vers les politiques. 5307163
Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Oh yeah, I definitely didn't even need to hit the translate button to check that last one, I wholeheartedly agree 😎 110
Reposted by Deviant NewtCyrus Nemati @ahoymehearties.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Some Hades cast members, stage actors, and Matt Mercer get together with some incredible artists, historians, and therapists and make a game about showing boomers and their ancestors what reality is through therapy. You can play it! It's real! And it's ON BIG STEAM SALE NOWstore.steampowered.comSave 35% on Vampire Therapist on SteamGuide vampires through centuries of emotional baggage, decades of delusions and the odd bout of self-loathing with real cognitive behavioral therapy concepts and become a Vampire Therapist! Even vampi... 26826
Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026With all the letter soup of health stuff I have going on, something super important is pacing myself and not overdoing it. Am I doing that? Lol no because I need to go out again to buy something to clean my place for Sunday because I can't possibly have anyone see that my disability is disabling me 030
Reposted by Deviant NewtLe Média TV @lemediatv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026« J’ai jamais vu ça de toute ma carrière » : en Essonne, une CPE témoigne avoir été violemment bousculée, frappée et gazée après avoir tenté de protéger un lycéen. Elle envisage de porter plainte contre les policiers. youtu.be/Pm5A883BpN0?...youtu.beCPE, ELLE RACONTE : POUSSÉE, FRAPPÉE ET GAZÉE PAR LA POLICE EN VOULANT PROTÉGER UN LYCÉENYouTube video by Le Média 24-7 7236189
Reposted by Deviant Newtshishi fu on my dog till i kom a inu @shishispin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026thoughts 2369154
Reposted by Deviant NewtHannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward 10134443772
Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026(this is a hearfelt hug, btw. Just, gentle because poor Hyo aching all over!) 111
Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comBaymax Comforts Hiro in Big Hero 6ALT: Baymax Comforts Hiro in Big Hero 6 110
Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"Bonjour, billet s'il vous plait!" *montre écran de mon tel avec le qrcode* *contrôleur lève l'appareil pour check l'écran, je swipe pour aller au screenshot précédent* "et la carte de fidélité siouplé" *soulève mon tel en souriant pour montrer que c'est ça* "Oooh, très rapide!" Je gagne aux trains. 020
Reposted by Deviant NewtEVIL Spilt 🏳️⚧️ @spiltthemilk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I SAW THIS POST SOMEWHERE AND I FEEL CALLED OUT 6439281444
Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I fucking love train sounds. The rumble of the tracks, the horns of trains we pass by, the chime of the announcements, THE WHISTLE!!! (I'm a cliché, I know, fuck y'all ) 040
Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comBlanche Devereaux Playfully Says 'Oh, You!'ALT: Blanche Devereaux Playfully Says 'Oh, You!' 010
Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm exhausted and forgot to bring a mask because I ran out in fear of being late BUT... ngl, I look kinda cute. (The hair is going to be down later on, I'm still cooling off from walking to the train station) 280
Reposted by Deviant NewtTAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026you can’t even write jokes better than this 5435281082
Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Du coup, quand tu pourras enfin le faire, je veux le spammage de réactions (entre deux enregistrements, je t'accorde ce délai dans mon immense mansuétude) 000
Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026#HeyAMDUnGesteCommercialPourVenom (j'ai pas encore fini le jeu, mais y'a des moments même des trucs type easter egg je voulais très très fort t'envoyer un message juste pour fangirler. Mais je l'ai pas fait, passke chuis pas une connasse. ) 100
Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My Remedyverse fan™ friend can't play Control Resonant yet and I'm McLosing it because I NEED TO SCREAM ABOUT THINGS AND THEORIZE!! (Not done with the game yet, but AAAAAAAA) 210
Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Am I watching Boston Legal just for James Spader? Yes. He's just a random not-tall white guy but dear lord can he get it. You can hear him whimper before a kiss in this series. WHIMPER. I'm a weak person.static.klipy.comLeonardo DiCaprio's 'Yum Delicious' ReactionALT: Leonardo DiCaprio's 'Yum Delicious' Reaction 020
Reposted by Deviant NewtDenis Colombi @uneheuredepeine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Pourquoi j'apprends ça ici et pas dans les médias français ? 11444227
Reposted by Deviant NewtIggyMaid @iggymaid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026They want your age data for targeted advertising, thats literally it. It was never about safety or kids 91501839
Reposted by Deviant NewtVenom de la VenomCorp @venomcorp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Mon JEU DE L'ANNÉE est là ! Control Resonant est sorti et j'ai speedrunné la première vidéo malgré les larmes et le sang ! Un petit partage serait apprécié <3 www.youtube.com/watch?v=npsE...youtube.comLe jeu est ENFIN sorti !!! | Control Resonant Part 1YouTube video by Venom Corp 011
Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I've been away from Bluesky, I didn't know about the new job, CONGRATULATIONS!!!! 010
Reposted by Deviant NewtJay Castello 🌻 @jaymcastello.bsky.social · 23/09/2026we're finally going to figure it out 723645
Reposted by Deviant NewtAsh @fishyash.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Friendly reminder that Duolingo was initially concieved to trick people into translating articles for free, which they later used as training data for MTL algorithms. Duolingo's primary purpose has NEVER been about teaching you a language, even from the start! slate.com/technology/2... 2227041660
Reposted by Deviant NewtWagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026this just in: unicorn hunting bad for unicorns. 619320
Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"Oh I'm probably not reaaaaally autistic, I just gadlit everyone!" Bitch you're googling social interactions, shut up and go to sleep. 050
Reposted by Deviant NewtThalack @thalack.fr · 20/09/2026+ Numéro masqué + Numéro masqué + Numéro masqué + Numéro masqué 3144
Reposted by Deviant NewtAmazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 16/10/2025this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters 5178032359
Reposted by Deviant NewtThomas Méreur 🕹️ Wishlist 'Hidden Shore' @amaebi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Venant de la part d'un mec qui bosse sur The Last of Us, c'est un peu le camembert qui dit au roquefort qu'il pue. 2428
Reposted by Deviant Newtursiday @ursiday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I'm so excited about the newly described Leopardus tilcayo #cats 64155505155
Reposted by Deviant NewtRS Benedict @rsbenedict.bsky.social · 17/09/2026this--THIS--is the truest recession indicator 702509610