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Deviant Newt

@deviantnewt.bsky.social
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Not a catgirl or a catboy but definitely a cat-they, I'm a monsterlover and I have too many ideas for how lazy I am. MDNI/🔞 just because, 34 and French /neg

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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 8h
do a thing, schedule a 5 minutes break, do a thing, 5 minutes break, do a thi– you get the picture. And I absolutely hate it.
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 16h
"Human, you good? You really should go to sleep, y'know."
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 16h
Oh noooo, my disability, it's disabling me, but in stupid ways that don't look like disability!
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Hank Hill: Shoot Me with a Hose
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 17h
delicious 🎨 #art #pokemon
Fanart of fuecoco and sprigatito from pokemon scarlet and violet 

Fuecoco is drinking paint and Sprigatito is telling them its juice
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 17h
Can't fucking sleeeeeeep, guess I'l get back up and keep cleaning.
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Newt status :
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Stitch's Loud Hiss - Lilo And Stitch
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm chilling watching Boston Legal and putting together a bedside table, looks like it's good so far :p
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I should be home in 15 minutes tops and thank fuck for that because I can feel the rope's end fraying in my hands with how tightly I'm grasping it. I will then *rest* a little before doing the cleaning, I swear!
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Signez · Stan Signoud @signez.fr · 03/10/2026
Pourquoi les éditeurs de Mediapart ont-ils laissé les erreurs orthographiques de Jordan Bardella dans l’enquête sur ses propos ? Surtout pour conserver le côté « authentique » des messages face à la justice… mais ça a une conséquence rigolote, dévoilée aujourd’hui dans leur newsletter de coulisses.
Dans un des messages retranscrits, au milieu de conversations antisémites et de recommandations d’ouvrages négationnistes, Jordan Bardella explique à son interlocuteur qu’il faut faire attention à la vitrine du Front national, ne rien laisser paraître de tout cela sur les réseaux sociaux. Il explique : « Depuis que Marine est à la tete du parti tu reçois une chartre quand tu t’inscris, en tant que militant tu dois etre exemplaire. »Deux jours plus tard, Alexandre Berteau et Antton Rouget revoient l’une des dix-huit personnes gravitant autour de Jordan Bardella dans les années 2013-2015, qu’ils ont interrogées au cours de leur enquête. Ce protagoniste n’avait jamais entendu Jordan Bardella proférer de propos antisémites. Il a tout découvert dans l’article.

« Les fautes d’orthographe, vous les avez laissées !

— Oui, pourquoi ?

— C’est sûr, c’est lui ! Il y a une faute qu’il faisait tout le temps. Il disait tout le temps “chartre” au lieu de “charte“. Un jour, j’ai fini par lui demander : “Mais Jordan, pourquoi tu dis tout le temps ‘chartre’ au lieu de ‘charte’ ?“. Il m’a dit : “Quoi ? C’est ‘charte’ le mot ?“ »De retour à la rédaction, les deux journalistes s’amusent de ce récit. À tel point qu’Alexandre Berteau finit par regarder s’il ne subsisterait pas une trace de ce lapsus, révélateur à retardement. Dans le compte X de Jordan Bardella (anciennement Twitter), il tape « chartre » dans la barre de recherche associée à son compte. Bingo ! En octobre 2013, le jeune Bardella évoque la « chartre municipale du RBM » (Rassemblement bleu marine).

Alors oui, « chartre » n’est rien au regard du travail de cathédrale qui a été mené par les deux journalistes pour garantir l’authenticité de ces messages et leur contexte. Une minuscule pierre à l’édifice. Mais qui a le mérite de redonner le sourire dans un torrent de mensonges, de menaces et d’abjections.
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🜏 Machine Saint 🜏 @shoehead.itch.io · 03/10/2026
Being Bisexual on October 3rd
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well, thank fuck I'm all by myself at this bus stop because while singing along to the Alestorm song in my ears feels great and helps with the whole "being outside" thing, it *is* "Fucked with an anchor". Dunno if it's better or worse than the one before (Bullet by Hollywood Undead)
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JeReOnerZ 1312 TOUT CRAMER Fan account !!! @jereonerz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sur LCI on invite un "lycéen" qui milite pour Attal , Paul Vannier le démasque et la journaliste fait style de l'apprendre mais soit. Mais j'apprends qu'en fait il n'est même plus lycéen mais consultant chez Minerva fondé par l'ex conseillé d'Attal, agence d'impresario tournée vers les politiques.
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh yeah, I definitely didn't even need to hit the translate button to check that last one, I wholeheartedly agree 😎
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Cyrus Nemati @ahoymehearties.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Some Hades cast members, stage actors, and Matt Mercer get together with some incredible artists, historians, and therapists and make a game about showing boomers and their ancestors what reality is through therapy. You can play it! It's real! And it's ON BIG STEAM SALE NOW
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Save 35% on Vampire Therapist on Steam
Guide vampires through centuries of emotional baggage, decades of delusions and the odd bout of self-loathing with real cognitive behavioral therapy concepts and become a Vampire Therapist! Even vampi...
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
With all the letter soup of health stuff I have going on, something super important is pacing myself and not overdoing it. Am I doing that? Lol no because I need to go out again to buy something to clean my place for Sunday because I can't possibly have anyone see that my disability is disabling me
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Le Média TV @lemediatv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
« J’ai jamais vu ça de toute ma carrière » : en Essonne, une CPE témoigne avoir été violemment bousculée, frappée et gazée après avoir tenté de protéger un lycéen. Elle envisage de porter plainte contre les policiers. youtu.be/Pm5A883BpN0?...
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CPE, ELLE RACONTE : POUSSÉE, FRAPPÉE ET GAZÉE PAR LA POLICE EN VOULANT PROTÉGER UN LYCÉEN
YouTube video by Le Média 24-7
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shishi fu on my dog till i kom a inu @shishispin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
thoughts
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(this is a hearfelt hug, btw. Just, gentle because poor Hyo aching all over!)
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Baymax Comforts Hiro in Big Hero 6
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Bonjour, billet s'il vous plait!" *montre écran de mon tel avec le qrcode* *contrôleur lève l'appareil pour check l'écran, je swipe pour aller au screenshot précédent* "et la carte de fidélité siouplé" *soulève mon tel en souriant pour montrer que c'est ça* "Oooh, très rapide!" Je gagne aux trains.
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EVIL Spilt 🏳️‍⚧️ @spiltthemilk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I SAW THIS POST SOMEWHERE AND I FEEL CALLED OUT
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I fucking love train sounds. The rumble of the tracks, the horns of trains we pass by, the chime of the announcements, THE WHISTLE!!! (I'm a cliché, I know, fuck y'all )
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Blanche Devereaux Playfully Says 'Oh, You!'
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm exhausted and forgot to bring a mask because I ran out in fear of being late BUT... ngl, I look kinda cute. (The hair is going to be down later on, I'm still cooling off from walking to the train station)
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Y E S
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you can’t even write jokes better than this
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Du coup, quand tu pourras enfin le faire, je veux le spammage de réactions (entre deux enregistrements, je t'accorde ce délai dans mon immense mansuétude)
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#HeyAMDUnGesteCommercialPourVenom (j'ai pas encore fini le jeu, mais y'a des moments même des trucs type easter egg je voulais très très fort t'envoyer un message juste pour fangirler. Mais je l'ai pas fait, passke chuis pas une connasse. )
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My Remedyverse fan™ friend can't play Control Resonant yet and I'm McLosing it because I NEED TO SCREAM ABOUT THINGS AND THEORIZE!! (Not done with the game yet, but AAAAAAAA)
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air budd dwyer @mushy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
evergreen
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crust @crustedart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cheese!
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Am I watching Boston Legal just for James Spader? Yes. He's just a random not-tall white guy but dear lord can he get it. You can hear him whimper before a kiss in this series. WHIMPER. I'm a weak person.
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Leonardo DiCaprio's 'Yum Delicious' Reaction
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 25/09/2026
[image of saw gerrera]

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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Denis Colombi @uneheuredepeine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pourquoi j'apprends ça ici et pas dans les médias français ?
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IggyMaid @iggymaid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They want your age data for targeted advertising, thats literally it. It was never about safety or kids
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Venom de la VenomCorp @venomcorp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mon JEU DE L'ANNÉE est là ! Control Resonant est sorti et j'ai speedrunné la première vidéo malgré les larmes et le sang ! Un petit partage serait apprécié <3 www.youtube.com/watch?v=npsE...
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Le jeu est ENFIN sorti !!! | Control Resonant Part 1
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I've been away from Bluesky, I didn't know about the new job, CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
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Jay Castello 🌻 @jaymcastello.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
we're finally going to figure it out
A photo of a book subheading that says "video games: are they good or bad?"
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Ash @fishyash.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Friendly reminder that Duolingo was initially concieved to trick people into translating articles for free, which they later used as training data for MTL algorithms. Duolingo's primary purpose has NEVER been about teaching you a language, even from the start! slate.com/technology/2...
If it doesn’t charge users and, so far, doesn’t serve them any ads, how does Duolingo make money? It tricks you into working as an unpaid translation service. At the end of some lessons, Duolingo will ask you if you want to practice by translating a real-world document. Which will turn out to be, say, a BuzzFeed article. By melding together enough stabs at this task from high-level Duolingo users, the app can render a surprisingly accurate translation. Which is worth good money. So far, Duolingo has contracts with BuzzFeed and CNN to translate stories from English into languages such as Spanish, French, and Portuguese. This service is already earning Duolingo hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, but von Ahn predicts he will be adding a raft of new clients soon. “The language translations market is huge,” he says. “It’s a $30 billion per year market.”
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Ian Carrillo @iansociologo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
60 Minutes (@60Minutes) on X:

“This is the first time in my adult life where there's been an issue that's come up that I feel like is going to directly impact me,” says Dave Lowe, a lifelong conservative Republican who lives near a proposed data center in Texas.

The shocked Pikachu face is pasted on the face of a middle-aged white man with a white beard and a cowboy hat.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
this just in: unicorn hunting bad for unicorns.
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rouspixxx & chill @rousp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Oh I'm probably not reaaaaally autistic, I just gadlit everyone!" Bitch you're googling social interactions, shut up and go to sleep.
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Thalack @thalack.fr · 20/09/2026
+ Numéro masqué + Numéro masqué + Numéro masqué + Numéro masqué
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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters
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elevated horror: what if you're grieving your loved one TOO MUCH? 
folk horror: what if a child's disability could EAT PEOPLE? 
supernatural horror: what if your childhood trauma could EAT PEOPLE? 
psychological horror: what if your adult trauma could EAT PEOPLE? 
body horror: what if your gender dysphoria could EAT PEOPLE? 
slasher horror: what if a random guy was trying to kill you, instead of a cop or your boyfriend?
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Thomas Méreur 🕹️ Wishlist 'Hidden Shore' @amaebi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Venant de la part d'un mec qui bosse sur The Last of Us, c'est un peu le camembert qui dit au roquefort qu'il pue.
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ursiday @ursiday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm so excited about the newly described Leopardus tilcayo #cats
Digital illustration of a Leopardus tilcayo with two images of the cat in profile and in a crouched pose
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RS Benedict @rsbenedict.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this--THIS--is the truest recession indicator
Sticker on a cooler at a convenience store advertising Arizona iced tea cans at $1.50 each.
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