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Deviant Newt

@deviantnewt.bsky.social
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Not a catgirl or a catboy but definitely a cat-they, I'm a monsterlover and I have too many ideas for how lazy I am. MDNI/🔞 just because, 34 and French /neg

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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Human, you good? You really should go to sleep, y'know."
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm exhausted and forgot to bring a mask because I ran out in fear of being late BUT... ngl, I look kinda cute. (The hair is going to be down later on, I'm still cooling off from walking to the train station)
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Jésus sauve!" Ok mais il sauve quoi ou qui, comment?! PROSÉLYTISE AVEC PRÉCISION, CRÉNON DE NON!
Quai de gare, et de l'autre côté, un bâtiment avec un tag "Jésus sauve!"
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Clearer pic of the shirt because yes, it is indeed a shirt of the best Zelda game.
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Am a goth flamingo (dressed all in black is coincidental, the one-leggee resting pose is because plantar fasciitis)
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Is nap time
A sleeping calico cat's face, with her paw over her head
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I realize I forgot to show the tattoo. I just changed the second skin (it's at perfect level for Dalek to rub herself on, I had a stock of tegaderm so I'm using it) so, behold! there's going to be a snek in mah boot :3c
b&w tattoo of a snake wrapped around a dagger, above my ankle
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
New tattoo means no UV on it and it's too early for sunscreen, but it's still too fucking hot for long pants. So, DIY time x)
Lower leg
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Les hommes à la poubelle, episode plein :
donc, je suis dehors, marchant vers l'arret de bus et y'a un mec qui me fait signe depuis sa fenêtre en hauteur. Je suis conne, je m'arrête et enlève un écouteur. Le mec mebdemande si je suis blessé, parce que j'ai un bout de tissu sur ma cheville pour cacher mon

tatouage parce que UV.

j'lui dis que non, j'ai juste un tatouage et j'ecourte la conversation en mentant (bro m'a demandé si j'habitais à [nom censuré]:

non non j'etais juste venu voir une pote)

je remets mon écouteur, trace ma route et là, un ptit moment plus tard, le v'là qui apparaît à ma droite

"Moi c'est Gaetan"

"On suit pas les gens comme ça ?!" "Je t'avais pas dit mon prénom, toi tu t'appelles comm-"

"Je m'en fous." et je re-trace

il a quand même eu l'audace de grommeler "oh lala, t'es polie dis .. "

oui je le suis, t'as encore les dents qui te restent
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This is the second panel, as long as my leg, and I'm SO VERY FUCKING CLOSE TO THE END. I think that's the most frustrating part of a project, and where I usually make the most mistakes, just because I rush too much. (I still have the sewing it back into pants part to do, but CLOSE!)
A black piece of fabric is held up to show the paper glues to it and the in-progress embroidery of molecule diagrams on it.
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Glory to AC-chan, savior of my mental and probably physical health, and her ferocious? and super slim guardian, Dalek.
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
*sees friend online and playing Helldivers 2* *longingly stares at screen* De...Democwacy... (It's too hot and I'm too tired to boot my computer.) (That's next week for me, AC-chan is going to have to do some work)
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
"I don't care how much it'll cost, I want to buy Michael Myers in DBD!" " We have Michael Myers at home." Michael Myers at home :
Me wearing a very ill-fitting sheet mask. I abrely look like a Michael Myers wannabe but I'm way too proud of my lame joke yo not share it.
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Les femmes : "est-ce que tu penses que je suis une personne égale à toi et que tout le monde mérite d'être à l'abri et avoir à manger?" Les hommes :
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
And YES, I am aware that this applies here, I just wanted to talk about feelings without giving anyone the idea that my uncle was a good person.
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Pic I sent to my uncle to show him the size of the panel I needed to lug back home when I asked him if he was nearby and please Tonton, could you drive me home, I overstimated myself 🥺 And I got home by car, with the AC on. (I do look cute for an abandonned puppy, huh)
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
A little brioche, as a treat.
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Stare is a bit blank but yeah, I like this one too. Because the sun glare is fun. But also : LOOK AT MY SLEEVECUFF! It's embroidered smocking, the rest of the shirt is meh (on purpose, it's a pirate shirt, there's basically no tailoring beyond being able to fit in it) but those cuffs? PRIDE.
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It's not even 8 am and it's already 28°c. I have to go outside for Stuff™ and it is an injustice. However, the light at this hour... oh yeah, that's good lighting.
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Réponse :
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I've been eating a lot of Mr Freeze ice pops since yesterday. Guess what flavor I'm particularly fond of? :')
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
kermitjumping.gif
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
My playstyle in Helldivers :
A mountain goat on a nearly vettical surface. Badly photoshopped on kt are a suasar cannon, a hoberpack and an explosive crossbow. And a very shitty background explosion
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
After removing some more mass, I'm kinda fluffy as fuck xD I had a thunderstorm and rain last night, hopefully it'll be your turn soon !
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Had a little mental breakdown and some epiphanies, coped with shitty scissors. (Pretend I have clothes, nothing is showing and I'm too fucking warm to care)
me looking sad and tired in a mirror hair free and down to my armpits hair in a trash bagme lit in green, smiling with ly tongue poking out of ly teeth, hair is now down to my shoulders in a very choppy cutselfie, still lit in green, hair still in a vhopoy shoulder legth bob
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Well, for France there's at least one thing at play on top of French people being really really REALLY against change of any kind to their habits :
TotalEnergies

Petroleum business company

TotalEnergies SE is a French multinational integrated energy and petroleum company founded in 1924 and is one of the seven supermajor oil companies.

Source: Wikipedia


CEO:Patrick Pouyanné (Oct 22, 2014-)

Headquarters : Paris
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Twin. Météofrance dit qu'il fait 29 dehors. Jcrois que je vais passer la journée de demain dans ma baignoire, en fait.
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
*Maintenant* il fait 30
Un thermomètre qui affiche 30°ce
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
We're going to war.
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
*throwing myself flowers* Ok it's a heatwave and proof of the climate being fucked but damn, the sun suits me...
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I love that this is pretty much the screenshot I sent to a friend (who had reminded me that there was a new episode) because I was absolutely enamored with the energy of it xD
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Speaking of bg3 with Bees and Alex : all Bees-made memes need to be shared (also, my character is really pwetty and I'm in love with her so I want to show her face as much as possible)
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I'm working on that precision painting thing. What the camera sees due to careful framing vs the complete picture of reality :
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Aw yissss, the good kush
Screenshots of tags from ao3 that read "Sexual Dysfunction, Anxiety"
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
As usual, @hornedbeesknees.bsky.social and his big sexy brain understood an assignment I didn't even know I gave out x) (Dalek was yawning and stretching and yes, my nightlight is green, what of it?)
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Fat chicken doing fat chicken things and streeeeetching to take up the most space possible on my bed AND touch me. Very important to have a paw on the guman at all times.
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Dentist appointment /o/ AND they can fit me in 15 minutes early \o/ Yes, the shirt was deliberately chosen to optimize spite levels to go outside
Selfie where I'm wearing gold-rimmed glasses, have dark hair down to  under my shoulders with some grey showing. My t-shirt-covered chest. The shirt has a cartoon skull with a broken piece showing some brain and around it it says "Live Laugh Lobotomy"
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I love r/bald so much, for precisely this reason xD
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
All that for THIS result. Thank you, cat.
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
PARKOUR!
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Dalek, may I have some space on my bed? No? Oh, okay.
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Do I regret staying up until very very late to play BG3 ? Only a little, the tiredness is worth it. And @hornedbeesknees.bsky.social's meme game is unparalleled xD (He's not pictured for some reason, only Alex and I show up. Poor Bees, even after letting me have dibs on Astarion (I'm basic, ye))
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Do I regret staying up until very very late to play BG3 ? Only a little, the tiredness is worth it. And @hornedbeesknees.bsky.social's meme game is unparalleled xD (He's not pictured for some reason, only Alex and I show up. Poor Bees, even after letting me have dibs on Astarion (I'm basic, ye))
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
yuuuup. Et genre, au SEUL moment où j'étais pas à l'abri 💀 Là ça a l'air de s'être levé un chouille mais the cloud is standing there, MENACINGLY
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Whaaaat? Nono Dalek, you don't have to move, what made you think that?
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Dalek is here too, obviously.
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I took the wrong bus, got a little lost, walked 3kms in total to get home and I didn't get the things O went out for BUT
Ducklings and their mom on the water
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Deviant Newt @deviantnewt.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Hopefully I didn't puncture the battery when I pried it off the adhesive ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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