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@kinkcynical.bsky.social
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this person doesn't really exist pretend photographer. 🔞 cis male. gray aegosexual. heteroish. 45 🇨🇦

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ghost ace @kinkcynical.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is an awesome resource.
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets theonion.com/nsfw-artist-struggling…
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
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Mysticwildcraft @mysticwildcraft.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
It's dangerous to go alone.. take this!
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Genghis khan is sitting in a throne room. His advisor enters with a fruity drink in hand. The advisor proclaims, “Genghis Khan! I bring a gift from a faraway land!” Panel 2: he continues, “a ‘strawberry margarita.’” Genghis takes a delicate yet generous sip. Panel 3: Genghis and his advisor exchange smiles. Genghis says, “yeeooo that’s fire”
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i had to look at the limited edition heinz ed sheeran skin bottle so now you all have to too bsky.app/profile/spee...
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ghost ace @kinkcynical.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Looking for the telltales that this is slop and realizing that, no, they are all quite real. lol
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ghost ace @kinkcynical.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
With alt-text.
September 12, 2026
evil f skeleton 11:19 PM
bro so like
I was in my college class and they don't let you use ai right
and so like I started using chatgpt in my head analyzing the article and shit
it was like
I was using chatgpt in my head
u feel me?
harkits 11:20 PM
motherfucker thats called thinking
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
biggest laugh ive had in a minute
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Alex Spahn 🌋🌪️☄️ @spahn711.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Allow me to make the case for why calcite should not only earn your vote but win the tournament. Calcite is the mineral with the most forms, is highly fluorescent & phosphorescent, helped explain the wave nature of light, laid the foundation for optics/polarizers, and even calms an upset tummy. A 🧵:
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anikakinka✏️scriptinBLs @anikakinka.net · 09/09/2026
It's my birthday! Thank you all for your support in my crawling back to social media 🩵 Shares and likes much appreciated! They're always helpful in letting me follow my dreams and focus on my own projects ✨
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RJ Palmer 🔜 LBX 637 @rj-palmer.com · 09/11/2024
My Samus redesign with the Giger slider cranked waaay up.
Closeup of Samus in her Varia SuitCloseup of Samus in her Zero Suit which is fused to her skin.Samus with her Varia Suit, Zero Suit, and transparent Varia Suit to showcase details of how it fits her. Also yes she has a missing hand because I think that both fits into a cannon better and is just cooler.
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ghost ace @kinkcynical.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Dragonflies are so cool. It's nice when they just chill out while you jam a giant lens into their space.
Macro photograph of the head of a dragonfly perched on green grass. The upper parts of the eyes are brown and change to green as they go towards the ground. The front two legs are in front and close together, clasping a single blade of grass. It looks like it is scheming.
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ghost ace @kinkcynical.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is yellow science. Yellow means you failed.
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garth marenghi's darkcayce @cayce.zone · 30/04/2026
wile e coyote about to be crushed, saying the quoted post
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ghost ace @kinkcynical.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Microslop vibe coding is going great.
Windows file explorer showing a file with the size of 13 comma 23 comma 421 KB.
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ghost ace @kinkcynical.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A macro from 2012 of a goldenrod crab spider I shot in Kelowna. #entomology #spider
Macro photograph of a bright yellow goldenrod crab spider with an unlucky honeybee floating in space, hanging by a nearly invisible single strand of silk. The crab spider, it's front four legs spread wide, has the bee held by the back of it's neck.Closer crop of the previous image showing more detail. There are two tiny, out of focus, red eyed flies scoring some free hemolymph from the bee.Even closer crop showing the spider spinneret on the abdomen. The silk is now slightly visible.
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ghost ace @kinkcynical.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Forg!
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ghost ace @kinkcynical.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is so fucking good.
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Dianna Gunn Does (Fictional) Murders 🇨🇦 @diannalgunn.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I'm a Canadian author of fantasy and horror, and I've got a whole starter pack of Canadian authors of SciFi/fantasy/horror go.bsky.app/JYsEEhU
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Regular Car Reviews @regularcars.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
How to stop Content Harassers and get them to leave you alone. You say these music words and it ruins their ability to make money off the video they shot.
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ghost ace @kinkcynical.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I don't know if the swarm of mosquitos that zeroed in on me within seconds was worth it.
Photograph of the 2026-08-27 lunar eclipse
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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ghost ace @kinkcynical.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
So rad I'm already following Olde Internet Poasters on beesky dot app. It's neat to find out who originally posted things.
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 20/08/2026
Mid Century Modern tableware and where I think it would stand on trans issues, a thread
A Mid Century Modern ad for tableware, quirky hanging laps, weird wood paneled kitchen bar, oh yeah it's MCM as hell up in here (kinda love it)
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Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
the Mario Galaxy planet off in the distance with a boss waiting on it
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Brendel
@brendelbored.bsky.social
Guys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go "you know who is the sexiest fucking guy l've ever seen?" and post this
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Palate cleanser Airwolf on a hurdy gurdy
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Tie, Rapidly Approaching @tietuesday.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
while rebuilding my PC, turns out I still have that video of the phone game with the greatest character lines you've ever heard saved reposting this banger here so people don't think im having a stroke when i quote it
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ghost ace @kinkcynical.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Love that article 3 has no friends doesn't mention the reason musko got pushed down the stairs. Imagine taunting a classmate whose father just committed suicide. What a piece of shit msuk is.
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BronyMike @bronymike.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This is a slop edit of the thumbnail used for the original Instagram video. You could get some actual photo editing skills to amp up the vibe with adjusted colour or contrast, but this completely embellishes it and undercuts the authenticity and hard work. www.instagram.com/p/Db89wBgRB3B/
Still image from Instagram that was edited for the original post. Skateboarder doing a ramped aerial board grab in front of a full solar eclipse. Small amount of steam around the ramp, but not as much as the original photo. The ramp is fully silhouetted, and the skater is relatively bright, to be visible in front of the eclipse.
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ghost ace @kinkcynical.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"More like nonjas"
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ghost ace @kinkcynical.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
That totally matches up with the historically accurate Jedi Party Edition by Auralnauts. Space Hooters Regional Manager Darth Maul really fucked up stooping to the Jedi level.
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STAR WARS EP 1: Jedi Party
YouTube video by Auralnauts
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ghost ace @kinkcynical.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Bought a new lens and it feels like cheating.
A photo of a blue and black dragonfly having a snack amongst the gravel of a trail.Another photo of a blue and black dragonfly having a snack amongst the gravel of a trail. You can see the green face and snack clearer.Photo of a small brown bird sitting on a branch of a bush.Photo of 500kV power line towers appearing close together due to telephoto effect.
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 11/08/2026
Star Wars characters (original trilogy) and where I think they would stand on trans issues, a thread
a bunch of star wars characters in lego form
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ghost ace @kinkcynical.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This is the start of some cool urban fantasy.
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Darren M. A. Calvert @dmacalvert.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Had a sudden spike on my Tumblr and, as usual, it's because people found my post on improving your mechanical drawing skills: www.tumblr.com/darrencalver...
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💬 46  🔁 77928  ❤️ 103928 · People often say to me: “You draw like some kind of inhuman machine.  If I eat your brain, will I gain your power?”  The answer is yes, but there is another way. The key…
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ghost ace @kinkcynical.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Damn. autism spectrum disorder dongle spreadsheet technobabble unsubscribe Fucking got me.
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ChiliDishGambino @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
This aged unbelievably well
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God @thegodshow.com · 24/07/2026
More, please.
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ghost ace @kinkcynical.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I don't know if the squeepoos in the movie are from the movie or if VoidBurger is making a joke. I'm going to need to join the patreon because this was only 2 hours of excellent film discussion and ranting by the best Silent Hill Knower.
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Allan Lorde @allanlorde.com · 23/07/2026
If you’re a fellow Canuck, I’ve got a petition for you to sign. www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
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Petition e-7531 - Petitions
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cee @cee.wtf · 19/07/2026
roads.cee.wtf draw a line and see what US road most matches your line
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apple🍎gwynn @applestars.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
My rejected Silver Sprocket pitch was a comic called "Why the Fae Smoke our Weed", a comic about lesbian fairies sneaking into a human's house to find their weed stash. It's strangely wholesome and I feel like it wasn't exactly the vibe they were looking for. I'll post what I have for fun. 🧵
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Harry Potter fan who fell into a coma shortly after reading The Deathly Hallows wakes up in 2026
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy excitedly sits down at their laptop, saying: Boy o’ boy, I wonder what my favourite Author’s up to!

Panel 2: Close up of a J K Rowling tweet where she says “The gay rights movement is currently host to a cannibalising ideology that blames and shames homosexuals for not sleeping with members of the opposite sex. Amnesty International is on the side of the persecutors.”

Panels 3 to 5: Purple Guy slowly closes their laptop, wondering how the billionaire author they loved has become so obsessed with the lives of people who have absolutely no effect on her existence.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/07/2026
Amnesty International put out a major report documenting the influence of UK based anti trans gender critical organizations and their funding. Within hours, GC groups threatened defamation lawsuits and Amnesty was forced to pull it down. Proving the point they're anti rights. Anyways, here it is.
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ghost ace @kinkcynical.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I keep those events in a little book I call my bestiary.
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Blasphemous Jones ↙️ @blasphemousjones.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
"In 2022, Patriot Front (a US neo-Nazi group) had a data leak. The videos, images, emails and more shared by a site called Unicorn Riot are...revealing." Discussion: old.reddit.com/r/opendirect...
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Patriot Front Fascist Leak Exposes Nationwide Racist Campaigns - UNICORN RIOT
The detailed inner workings and operations of neo-Nazi organization Patriot Front have come to light after a massive leak from their chat servers. The exposed communications show coordination with the...
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ghost ace @kinkcynical.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This lens is redickulous. 2x to infinity? At least it can frame my penis and your mom. Not at the same time though.
Photo of a Laowa 24mm f14 probe lens attached to a canon camera being used as a dick substitute.
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