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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

lost two (2) magic the gathering cards. flipped through my entire bulk box. every binder. every deck box except one. touched every fucking card i had, and they were in that last deck box. motherfucker.

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hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

will you people shut the fuck up

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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Upon the recommendation of the esteemed @baybayfriend.bsky.social I have decided to post one exceptionally spooky episode of Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell (and a few episodes of his Sunday night show "Dreamland") every day this month! Link to the archive I'm using below!

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Enzo is Tired @enzo-is-tired.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Just wanted to add this segment from the NoClip doc talking about the correlation between the two with Vince Zampella's own input.

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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

this is all well and good but please, fellow texans, make sure you’re registered to vote (today 10/5) is the deadline. vrrequest.sos.texas.gov/VoterApplica...

vrrequest.sos.texas.gov

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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

if youtube keeps recommending videos with james carville in them, i am going to call the cops

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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 05/10/2026

All the farts she ripped ripping through my head

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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

seeing those dudes transform into pigs in willow fucked me up that night

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Sameer Ashar @sameer-ashar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This is my nephew, please forward to your networks, esp any University of Maryland students.

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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

turning one's nose up at points never comes back to bite when playing the chiefs, after all

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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

such a fucking good bit. i cried laughing.

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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

at some point we have to consider that magical curses are real, and out to get us

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.

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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

i got up out of bed to post this

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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

petition to name the soreness you feel on the roof of your mouth after eating capn crunch, "the captain's lash"

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

KID: daddy will you check under my bed for monsters ME: fuck no there might be monsters under there

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

[science lab] SCIENCE TEACHER: is everything ok ME: it will be in a minute TEACHER: what do you ok ME: ok OK: ok ok ok OK: ok ok OK: ok ok ok ok ok

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Me on my way to get Taco Bell at 2:17 in the morning

Still from the movie Gremlins showing Gizmo driving the little toy car in the toy store scene

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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

while it's true that tennessee may not be preparing receivers for the nfl, it's because he RUNS THE DANG BALL 45 times a game

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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

the online dweebs: josh heupel runs a mickey mouse air raid offense josh heupel the last four years:

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DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

MEGA MAN 2 CAPCOM 1988 NES

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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

hey what's with anime uwu e-girls doing the peter falk lazy eye thing

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Marcus @marcusjmerritt.com · 03/10/2026

Power Lines Drawing #109 (Hamtramck) Original drawing for sale at my store 8" x 10" black ink on paper $200 USD marcusmerritt.bigcartel.com/product/powe...

Black ink drawing, silhouette of a utility pole and power lines

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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

the greatest ill in society are people who hold lav mics

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 02/10/2026

iso cam on Charissa Thompson as she's forced to listen to praise of a rapist

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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever

A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities

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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

don't care what the law says, if you point your pervert glasses at me and mine, you are going to have a bad day

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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

does contreras have a jheri curl

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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

one weird choice i did not forsee as a 40+ year old: do i slather my wrists in arthritic cream or dry skin ointment when going to bed tonight

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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”

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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

if you happen to know who is responsible for dressing and styling this man, please reach out and i will be happy to publish their name

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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

may be the first actual connected multiverse on tv

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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

this is what Twitter used to be like all the time. “Ice Cube’s son admits he might have a race play thing going on” is some pure, vintage ‘09-‘10 style posting