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The one & only martial arts-trained, hell-based, domesticated camelid. Baltimore born, home is Detroit. He/him. #NeverTrump

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 5h
Horrifying: Arizona Democratic congressional candidate Bernadette Greene-Placentia was raped by a man after he knocked her out. Another man approached her to do the same. “She began swinging her foot at him. ‘Not even worth it,’ she heard the man say as he moved away.”
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Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing.
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DemonNinjaLlama 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @demonninjallama.bsky.social · 6h
Had a facebook interaction with an old acquaintance. Let me just say, ACAB
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 05/08/2026
[guy who votes for pedophiles for president, senator, representative, and city council, and is himself personally a wife-beating pedophile] the Democrat Party has bad values and hates Jesus
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Josiah Hawthorne @josiahhawthorne.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
OMG -- those ancient elven dungeons and temples that we loot in Dungeons and Dragons? The ones that have great loot? They weren't temples, they're just the storehouses of ADHD elves who needed someplace to stash their old projects, and then forgot about them.
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DemonNinjaLlama 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @demonninjallama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
www.maptap.gg October 6 97🔥 90👑 96🔥 100🎯 95🏅 Final score: 964
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
White supremacist cops take a minority citizen, drive him out to the woods as a threat, and leave him there. No, it's not Mississippi in the 1930s, why do you ask?
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This may be the first time U.S. forces have retreated in Europe during a major conflict. Not before the Nazis. Not before the Soviets. Not before Al Qaeda. Not until the Trump administration.
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So are you saying the first seven were not true Scotsmen?
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We murdered four more people in a boat today
U.S. southern Command: On October 4, under the direction of #SOUTHCOM, Joint Task Force Western Hemisphere executed a lethal, kinetic strike on a go-fast vessel operating along established narco-trafficking routes in the Caribbean. Confirmed intelligence revealed the vessel's active involvement in narco-trafficking. The operation killed four narco-terrorists. @DeptofWar
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DemonNinjaLlama 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @demonninjallama.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Wicked Witch of the West
ALT: Wicked Witch of the West
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Contra Musk, everyone knows that Aristotle believed the best government was one composed exclusively of autistic women.
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DemonNinjaLlama 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @demonninjallama.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🤬🤬
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 03/10/2026
18 U.S.C. §597
@realDonaldTrump

If Republicans win the House of Representatives and the Senate in the 2026 Midterm Elections, I’m going to give all Adult Citizens in the United States of America, $5,000. Thank you for your attention to this matter, and I look forward to signing those checks! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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DemonNinjaLlama 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @demonninjallama.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Michigan right now
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Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in the Leg at Range
ALT: Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in the Leg at Range
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DemonNinjaLlama 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @demonninjallama.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#GoBlue
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DemonNinjaLlama 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @demonninjallama.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
www.maptap.gg October 3 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 98🔥 84😁 Final score: 946
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What is the point of this stupid country if not that? Pack it up we’ve lost our reason to be
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If the state botches an execution, the convicted person should automatically get life w/o parole instead. They were sentenced to die. The state tried to kill them and failed. You got one shot. You blew it. The sentence has been carried out. They get to live now.
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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The President of the United States should be removed from office.
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DemonNinjaLlama 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @demonninjallama.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have to see this
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ashley (birthday month) 🕸️ @clearlyashley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
everyone involved will see Hell. the wicked will never inherit the kingdom of God. that means y’all, SCOTUS.
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Eric Segall @espinsegall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is a spectacular essay about the Supreme Court by @bbaumann.bsky.social. Just read it. bbaumann.substack.com/p/function-w...
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Function without Myth
Rewatching “The Crown”
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My greatest frustrating has been with policy wonks who persist in thinking we can just keep doing normal policy analysis ("calling balls and strikes") in this situation. The President of the United States is both lawless and out of his mind. That preempts all normal discussion.
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Clay Ranck @clayranck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
MAGA is best understood as a religion that wears Christianity as a skinsuit but worships Trump as its god.
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DemonNinjaLlama 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @demonninjallama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my9movies.net/en Ok I will play along. Following the prompt, these are 9 movies that have shaped who I am. Monty Python is an important inclusion--a girl invited me over to her apartment to watch it, and we have been married 30 years.
Movies: Star Wars, Avalon, The Fountain, Silence, Glory, Lion in Winter, Seventh Seal, Lord of the Rings, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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DemonNinjaLlama 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @demonninjallama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Friends, not food"
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Bruce from Finding Nemo Smiles
Alt: Bruce from Finding Nemo Smiles
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Pope reminds me of a version of Catholicism I knew growing up as a young man attending anti-war and anti-death penalty protests, where I met elderly Catholics who shared their version of faith with me. I learned that Catholicism was about love and mercy for the weak, the condemned, and the poor.
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DemonNinjaLlama 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @demonninjallama.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Doc says I have to eat healthier. Not sure I can survive.
Spinach salad with strawberries, salmon, feta and sliced almonds.
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DemonNinjaLlama 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @demonninjallama.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This has to go to Falstaff: "What is honour? a word. What is in that word honour? what is that honour? Fucking air."
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DemonNinjaLlama 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @demonninjallama.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Indiana Jones Indy
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Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All of Harrison Ford’s characters can be mapped onto a Catholic or Protestant axis Catholic: Rick Deckard, Jack Ryan, Indiana Jones Protestant: Han Solo, Dr Richard Kimble, John Book, Air Force One President
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
White House announced it is breaking the law again.
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DemonNinjaLlama 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @demonninjallama.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ugh. Wolverines.
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this, but yes, you do deserve to treat yourself to a day of exploring bookstores, greenhouses, libraries, museums, cafés, and bakeries.
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Ed Maibach @maibached.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Stanislav Petrov Day He passed in 2017. As Encyclopedia Britannica puts it, “He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren, and the entire human race.” If you don't know his story, please take 3 minutes now to learn it. @gchalliance.bsky.social @docsforclimate.bsky.social
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Happy Stanislav Petrov Day
Take five minutes to not destroy civilization
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DemonNinjaLlama 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @demonninjallama.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#Caturday We really like this kitten
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Jonathan Howard @joho.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“At least six babies in Pennsylvania have been born infected with measles, with two so sick they had to be admitted to intensive care.” H/t @ameshaa.bsky.social
nbcnews.com
America had wiped out measles. Now babies are infected at birth.
Congenital measles has rarely been seen in the U.S. That’s changing as vaccination declines and more pregnant women become infected.
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Your daily affirmation: Be kind to the person staring back at you in the mirror. Things are also hard in the mirror universe and they're doing the best they can.
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DemonNinjaLlama 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @demonninjallama.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 23 100🎯 100🎯 95🏅 85😁 93🏆 Final score: 924
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
NYT has now independently corroborated all the major allegations against Susan Collins in the ProPublica report, including that investigators were prepared to move against her and then Trump intervened to shut it down. This put Trump in a position of exceptional and extortionate leverage over her.
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F.B.I. Shut Down Inquiry Into Top Ally of Senator Susan Collins
The inquiry was closed last year because senior bureau officials questioned the veracity of a campaign donor’s account, according to current and former officials.
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DemonNinjaLlama 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @demonninjallama.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Good morning from our little criminals
A gray tabby kitten and a black kitten snuggle in a Halloween-themed blanket
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DemonNinjaLlama 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @demonninjallama.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It is the best of the franchise
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DemonNinjaLlama 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @demonninjallama.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 21 100🎯 96🔥 98🎯 100🎯 97🔥 Final score: 983
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Rev. Benjamin Cremer @brcremer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It is such a weak and fragile god who needs a political party, a president, a Supreme Court, and a nation to defend them and fight their battles for them. God does not need your defense. The poor, the hungry, the sick, the disabled, the children, the immigrant, and the powerless do.
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
1) Every damn things he's built without Congressional authorization gets demolished on the first day. 2) Christ, he's like a 7-year old. "Oh yeah? Well MY arch is going to be a FORTRESS with GUNS and DRONES and LASERS, you'll be able to CONTROL THE WHOLE CITY from there."
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DemonNinjaLlama 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @demonninjallama.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#LSUvMISS I don't really have a horse in this race, but I have never liked Ole Miss for their history of blatant racism. I doubt LSU is very much better in that regard.
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DemonNinjaLlama 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @demonninjallama.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh, Rutgers
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DemonNinjaLlama 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @demonninjallama.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just saw the end of the Vandy game. LOL WUT
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 10/06/2024
From the new Cyndi Lauper documentary 🏳️‍🌈
I want to implore youNot to pray to god to change your kidPray to god to change your heartSo you can love and help your kid
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