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Kevin Church (Spooky Remix) @beaucoupkevin.com · 01/06/2026
1. Book a bunch of musicians for a big thing. 2. Watch most of them cancel within two days of the announcement. 3. Call them all "third rate." 4. Fail to realize that you can't even keep third rate artists on your bill. 5. ??? 6. Make America Great Again.
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超の大洪水 @superdeluge.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
its alright at the end of the day
this online shit isn't real
look man
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the mouse as big as the elephant
its not real
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Lungs aren't just older than feet...they are waaaaaay older than feet. Lungs are older than trees.
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Mark J. Nelson @mm-jj-nn.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
interesting rationale from a prospective juror in the Elon Musk Twitter stock manipulation case
Judge Breyer: Okay. Thank you very much. Juror 96, I think that you also have strong views. Could you set them aside?

Juror 96: I believe that in a criminal trial, I would feel morally obligated to convict. However, in a civil trial, I feel I can set those views aside.

Judge Breyer: That’s interesting.

Juror 96: I’m happy to expand.

Judge Breyer: Sure.

Juror 96: I believe it would be to the benefit of the human race were Mr. Musk to be sent to prison. However, I don’t believe a loss of several hundreds of millions of dollars in a civil trial would be even a drop in the bucket to his wealth, so it doesn’t really matter. Therefore, I would be able to consider the facts.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
when u tax the rich
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
An irate rich husband in a tuxedo is screaming at his rich wife, who is freaking out in a fancy dress.
Rich Husband: Darling, they’re TAXING US
Rich Wife: NO

Panel 2:
Rich Husband (looking disgusted): The bastards are TAXING US
Rich Wife (fists clenched, looking mad): NO

Panel 3:
The rich couple are now hugging and weeping.
Rich Husband: We’ll only have enough money to live in luxury for the rest of our lives
Rich Wife: Oh God

Panel 4:
Close up of Rich Husband, eyes huge, tears streaming. He whispers: Now I know how the slaves felt
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Jess @deltajess.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I’m pretty sure with six trailing digits these coordinates are targeting some kopiyka at the corners of the red square.
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Gracie12 📎 @gracienlucy.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Jess @deltajess.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I was just at my local chipotle and the employee had the audacity to say “86 chicken”. The violent rhetoric from chipotle can not stand.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 09/04/2026
Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day.
The white flag, aka the official flag of the Confederacy
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Jess @deltajess.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Waiting for my sharps container to come in, @drawfeeshow.com always coming in clutch.
Picture of a sink faucet  with the drawfee pen holder figurine holding a medical needle with a bottle of estradiol next to the faucet.
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John Bistline @bistline.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 30/03/2026
BREAKING: After ProPublica published letters written by children at the Dilley concentration camp, ICE officers raided the dormitories and confiscated the children's letters. I'm suing ICE to get them back. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/breaking-i...
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NEW: ICE Raided Children's Dorms at Dilley and Confiscated Their Letters. I'm Suing to Get Them Back.
In our latest lawsuit, MSW Media is demanding children's letters confiscated by ICE agents, and the Office of General Counsel memo authorizing warrantless home entry.
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Jess @deltajess.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Community meme of Brita with the text I can excuse killing and raping children but I draw the line at higher gas prices.
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 08/03/2026
10/10 take. no notes
teewatterss on Threads:
“losing an hour on international women's day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar”
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Ask Hank Anything with Angela Giarratana! www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqOA...
youtube.com
Do You Think I'm Talented? | Angela Giarratana Asks Hank Anything
YouTube video by Complexly
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Sesame Street is now offering tips for parents on post-trauma comfort because the federal government is physically and mentally abusing our country's children.
Sesame Street Instagram:
Big Bird snuggling a smaller bird.
Offering comfort in Scary Times:
After a violent event, children of different ages will have different needs. These age based strategies can help them feel safer and more secure.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
when Spock does the neck pinch, even on bad guys, he always catches them and sets them down very politely. letting this guy fully just drop, leaving Jim to try to awkwardly scramble to catch him, is Vulcan for "it is always morally right to punch Nazis"
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Jess @deltajess.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Chandelis Duster (author), he was held down by 5 ice agents and shot in the back almost a dozen times. He was fucking executed, but yeah he liked the outdoors, that’s the important part of what happened.
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Iaia @keepingfaithnow.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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Jess @deltajess.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Is there name for the developmental stage when one realizes that other people have minds and thoughts of their own?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/01/2026
Area Woman Said ‘Sorry’ 118 Times Yesterday theonion.com/area-woman-said-sorry-…
Area Woman Said ‘Sorry’ 118 Times Yesterday
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Jess @deltajess.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
They literally tried to sway republicans last election by throwing trans people under the bus. Everyone was so surprised that it didn’t work. 🙄 The facts and real life experiences bounce right off the marching orders from their furher.
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 10/01/2026
A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you." The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?" "Learned what?" she asks Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
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Jess @deltajess.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
The best time to save your game is immediately after saving your game, just to be sure.
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Jess @deltajess.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
**deepfake child porn site
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Andi 🇺🇦 @andipostcards.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Let's all do it! bsky.app/profile/just...
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids? Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
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The Joe Gross @joegross.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
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Jess @deltajess.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Maybe it’s all the murdering other countries citizens, kidnapping, human trafficking to foreign torture prisons, and zip tying toddlers. The covering up/pardoning of pedophiles, drug lords, as long as they wear a red hat. the constant blatant bribery. It’s probably one of those. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 28/12/2025
Remember: When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them. When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips. ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.
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Jess @deltajess.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I’ve never seen an episode of 60 minutes but uh thanks Streisand effect.
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Jess @deltajess.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I’ve never seen an episode of 60 minutes but uh thanks Streisand effect.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
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Jess @deltajess.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Lovely.
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Jess @deltajess.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Kevin Gannon
@thetattocedprof.bsky.social
No one has satisfactorily answered the fundamental question of why I should bother to read something you couldn't be bothered to write

May 23, 2024 at 10:54 AM
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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
really went dark for the sequel
A movie marquee advertises for the films Nuremberg in Zootopia 2
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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
NBC's broadcast of the Macy's parade has superimposed the word "FOREIGNER" over the balloon of Mario.
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Jess @deltajess.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I don’t have the specifics on the history but wernt those banana republics created by the us? Like we kept installing authoritarian regimes because the people kept voting to have rights with the red scare
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Jess @deltajess.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Just some news from the last day for no reason.
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Jess @deltajess.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Initially trump campaigned on transparently releasing the files. Shocking that he would lie, I know. People and media have very goldfish/selective memories depending on how much malice you want to attribute to it.
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Jess @deltajess.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
CNN article: sales of AI enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on bdsm sex and where to find knives.  Folo toy ai toy - ai teddy
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 24/12/2024
The orc from Return of the King saying “The age of men is over. Now the Jingle Hop has begun.” He is wearing a Santa hat
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 11/11/2025
BABIES ARE BORN
WORSHIPPING
UNKNOWN GODS

— DWARF FORTRESS, BUG REPORT #13172
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Jess @deltajess.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
The food selection there is going to be so moldy.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/11/2025
i'm very glad this technology is being forced onto us everywhere on all levels
obama
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 02/11/2025
You can curse daylight saving time, daylight saving, daylight savings, daylight savings time, and/or daylight time. All are considered acceptable so go off.
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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
bestseller this year i hear
A photoshopped Spirit Halloween costume of Lou Wilson, where the costume reads "Knife witch. I'm a witch with a knife"
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Jess @deltajess.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
2 Samuel 13:14
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