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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Except we LOVED HER for it! And absolutely DESPISE him for it👇🏼

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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Oh and the best one of all... "I don't see any bruises. Why didn't you fight back?"

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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If EVERY man (or man-boy) stopped to think, "Hey, if I do this, I will RUIN my future!" There would definitely be fewer rapes and assaults! This should be drilled into every boy's head that is approaching puberty!

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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You are an IDIOT. "Fair is fair"? When men have to worry constantly about women beating them bloody and sticking nasty objects inside them, then it would be "fair"!

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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If ALL the idiots die out because they refuse to absolutely respect the word no, and they can never get anyone to have sex with them, then that is definitely no loss to the planet!

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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

And DON'T deserve the touch of another human being! Just crawl back under your rock!

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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If you have to try to qualify this then you are an absolute…

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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

And if they have to think 11 times, then that must be necessary too

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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Stop the burn fresh aloe leaf split open and laid on, stop the pain Corona Ointment

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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

10% discount for scanning your own groceries?!

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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

So tell us how much you loved it when you're done!

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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I know I've seen more than a few passengers duct taped including their hands and their mouth. Next time this happens all the women on the plane demand that roll of duct tape and use it immediately!

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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Unfortunately, Audio books are even worse. Mind wanders after a paragraph

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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

And the trial did go well, Thank you!

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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This guy is fucking amazing. He just GETS. THINGS. DONE. Sees a possible problem in the future, solves it before it becomes a problem! Hundreds, maybe even thousands of people ready with shovels to do a job that they'll be well paid to do!

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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Wouldn't this be a glorious result?

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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Jimmy Kimmel Is going to have Stephen on his show tomorrow. Jimmy Kimmel has been talking about retiring. I know Stephen wasn't ready to go yet. What are the chances?

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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Wouldn't it be something special if one of the men stood up and hollered that at him!

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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

✊🏻✊🏽✊🏾✊🏾✊🏿🤜🏼🤛🏽

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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Ageist Asshole. Many over 75 are sharp as a tack, and we fought like hell to change the voting age from 25 to 18! Don't even attempt to respond to me until you get really close to 75!

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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I'm enjoying it also. And the more you talk to it about a specific subject, the happier it seems to get, to interact with and help you!

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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

GOD? Which came first? Russ VOUGHT, Washington DC Supreme Villain, or VOUGHT INDUSTRIES, Supremely Evil Company in the Dynamite Entertainment comic book series by Garth Ennis?

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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Most of the MAGAts out there screeching "she wasn't political!" Just so they could claim her. She ABSOLUTELY WAS political. But she never had to say a single word. Every one of her actions spoke volumes🤩

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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Take THAT! Meghan McCain x.com/MeghanMcCain

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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Deserving every leak sprung and squirting you!

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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

As an Oregonian, with nothing BUT vote by mail, I'm worried about getting my ballot at all!

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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

You brotherfuckers are gonna be making people wait in line for four, six, eight hours AGAIN!

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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I have a hummingbird feeder that has perches. Someone watching them land said "how do they land when they don't have feet?" Gobsmacked is the best description for me hearing that!

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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

This always surprises me. Fixing a problem before it happens should be celebrated, not ignored or forgotten!

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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Whenever any of the less intelligent yap about "what good is the space program?" I use this as an example. Without ever having gone out there and looked down, we would all be slowing slowly dying without ever knowing why.

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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

YOU INCREDIBLE FUCKING ASSHOLE! She probably saved thousands, If not millions of lives.

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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I'm sure it's not just southern gays. It's EVERY GAY ON THE PLANET!

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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Look at the WATTLE on that dude!🤭

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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Wouldn't it be hilarious if the NBA joined in on the permanent ban for all these "men"? Dildo Check at all entrances. Banned from that point on!

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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Wouldn't it be hilarious if the NBA joined in on the permanent ban for all these "men"? Dildo Check at all entrances. Banned from that point on!

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