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DelanitheFirst

@delanithefirst.bsky.social
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Agnostic, leaning toward Atheism, hoping for Reincarnation🤷🏼‍♀️. If you don’t agree with me, that’s OK. It’s your RIGHT to be WRONG🧐

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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 56m
Except we LOVED HER for it! And absolutely DESPISE him for it👇🏼
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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 8h
Having a similar argument over on another thread🤣🤣 bsky.app/profile/dela...
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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 8h
I can pretty much guarantee you that MAYBE one in 1000 men that have been mugged get exposed to ANY of these questions/Statements The phrase "not as prevalent" does not apply! More likely "rare as hens teeth"!
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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 8h
Bullshit
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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 8h
To men? No they only say this shit to women when they've been raped🤬
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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 8h
@definitelyover30.bsky.social Please block me when you've read this comment or let me know when you've read it so I can block you!
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Potato Gun Kelly @mkay.wtf · 8h
The stupidity genuinely fuckin burns.
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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 8h
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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 8h
Oh FOR FUCKS SAKE! You didn't see it in your childhood because when women were gang raped they never spoke about it to anyone, EVER! It was definitely happening! And those men moved on with their lives and never felt an instant's guilt again either! You're in my feed and I need you OUT immediately!
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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh and the best one of all... "I don't see any bruises. Why didn't you fight back?"
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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Always suggest turning these statements and asking these questions of a man who has just been brutally mugged! "I could see your wallet bulging out of your pants." "Why didn't you cover up that pretty watch?" "You were dressed like you had money!" Etc. etc. etc. You were definitely asking for it!
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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If EVERY man (or man-boy) stopped to think, "Hey, if I do this, I will RUIN my future!" There would definitely be fewer rapes and assaults! This should be drilled into every boy's head that is approaching puberty!
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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You are an IDIOT. "Fair is fair"? When men have to worry constantly about women beating them bloody and sticking nasty objects inside them, then it would be "fair"!
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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The problem is, many men think a woman is theirs. MY girlfriend, MY wife. To do with as they wish. The lesson should be, no human being BELONGS to someone else.
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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If ALL the idiots die out because they refuse to absolutely respect the word no, and they can never get anyone to have sex with them, then that is definitely no loss to the planet!
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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And DON'T deserve the touch of another human being! Just crawl back under your rock!
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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you have to try to qualify this then you are an absolute…
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 28/09/2026
To the people complaining these sex abuse cases have created a world where men now have to think 10 times before they touch a woman. Yes, that's the point. It's called consent. Welcome to human decency.
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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And if they have to think 11 times, then that must be necessary too
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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Stop the burn fresh aloe leaf split open and laid on, stop the pain Corona Ointment
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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
10% discount for scanning your own groceries?!
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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
10% discount for scanning your own groceries?!
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wow! Can we clone this man? Asking for every American City! 😍
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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So tell us how much you loved it when you're done!
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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know I've seen more than a few passengers duct taped including their hands and their mouth. Next time this happens all the women on the plane demand that roll of duct tape and use it immediately!
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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Blessed Hardcheese (@JackDexterity) featuring black text on a white background reading: "To teach my kids a lesson about socialism, I gave all my kids a list of chores that I thought they could handle, but set their allowances at the same level. Then I had the CIA murder me and install a puppet dad."
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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now you got double the hairballs🤣🤣😫
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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Unfortunately, Audio books are even worse. Mind wanders after a paragraph
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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And the trial did go well, Thank you!
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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah, It's long-term. I can read some now, short articles and such. Just don't have the ability to concentrate enough to read novels. It's been 21 years since the initial TBI
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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think bringing up this episode when I was testifying in my trial about a car crash that made me lose my ability to read is what won it for me!😫
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So what did Dolly Parton name the entity she established to oversee her estate, publishing interests, and legacy after her death? “She’s Alive LLC.” Absolutely perfect.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🥹😍🤩✊🏽👏🏽👏🏽👀🗣️🫦✌🏽🔥💟💙💟💙💟💙
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Tina Kotek @tinakotek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Last year, President Trump tried to mobilize the National Guard against the very communities they are meant to protect, but I didn’t let that happen. We sued Trump in court, and we won. Unlike Christine Drazan, I will always stand up for Oregon values and the rule of law.
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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hope his ear is still attached!
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ExamineYourZipper 🌊🇺🇸🦅🇨🇦🍁🇺🇦🌻🇵🇸🍉 @cidbarret85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They all knew ahead of time who he is...
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Pissed-Off Scientist @rockney.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
VOTE !!!!!!!
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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What The fuck are you talking about? Is English your second language? If so I will forgive your very poor spelling!
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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
💖And Quakers never held slaves💖
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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Isn't that just the opposite of most birds? Where the female is a blander color and the male is bright?
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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This guy is fucking amazing. He just GETS. THINGS. DONE. Sees a possible problem in the future, solves it before it becomes a problem! Hundreds, maybe even thousands of people ready with shovels to do a job that they'll be well paid to do!
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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have been enjoying him rubbing baby marmalade's nose in everything, especially when he invited Rosie O'Donald to host while he was on vacation🤩🤭🤣
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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Glorious Result!
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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wouldn't this be a glorious result?
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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Jimmy Kimmel Is going to have Stephen on his show tomorrow. Jimmy Kimmel has been talking about retiring. I know Stephen wasn't ready to go yet. What are the chances?
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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
He’s GROWLING at female reporters now!!! 🤬
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