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Decoction Mash

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Decoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 12h
I certainly understand your logic and don’t fault you for it. It’s the ones who are like “well Twitter is bad but I have a big following/use it for my job/it’s still the best place for following sports news”…like dude just have some decency and self-respect and save your sanity.
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Decoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 13h
I left Twitter the day after the 2024 election with no qualms about that decision, and every single report from anyone still active there is like “My god it’s awful, truly reprehensible. I love the slop!” I feel like it’s just bad for brain development at this point. You did good getting axed.
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Jaymes @jaymesl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jake Bauers hit a roof, that means it’s a home run right
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Decoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I guess I understand why they emailed about worrying over saying the wrong thing.
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Decoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What is a seahorse?
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Decoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mason Miller always looks like his parents have just told him he can’t wear his Slipknot shirt to family Thanksgiving dinner
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The price of gas is now what used to be the amount you'd pay if you forgot to fill the rental car up before returning it.
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Decoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I get irrationally (but also rationally?) angry every time I see this data center-sponsored PR tv spot about Port Washington’s data center where they tell viewers they’re actually just stupid and data centers are good you morons
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Decoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What is Hurricane Katrina?
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Decoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They’re, unfortunately, quite good.
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Decoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
CHOURIO BABY
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Decoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Came to the replies here to see if anyone else is in this boat. Yes, Big Ten Network is running Al-Sayed hit piece ads every commercial break it seems. Such abhorrent dog-whistling.
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Decoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Javan Robinson is a dude in the Wisconsin secondary. That confidence is contagious for the young DBs in the room.
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Decoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now I KNOW you’re not disrespecting the new Wildcat Wall student section. Not when it’s potentially as loud as a Swift concert.
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Decoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s so lame
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tweet from Steven (with a ph) (@SJKSalisbury):

[Googling instructions for disarming a bomb] 
For me, disarming bombs is indelibly linked to afternoons spent in my grandmother's kitchen, watching her carefully iron the parchment paper that the nitroglycerin came bound in (to be reused at Christm
[Hurried scrolling]
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Decoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
RIP to the best high school principal I ever saw on tv
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
when you’re undoing the twist tie on a new loaf of bread and you were actually twisting it the other way, it’s because they made it look that way on purpose. they do it to humiliate and embarrass you but it really only reflects on them. pathetic really
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Decoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*DjangoUnchainedLeoYouHadMyCuriosity.gif*
Spam email I just received that’s titled “Something interesting about structures”. 

The body says

“Hey,
 Ancient Roman concrete structures, like the   Parthenon,

 Warmly,”

That’s it.
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Decoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Jets are BAD, huh?
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Decoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ll always sacrifice three of the four for a season if it means the 4th is guaranteed a championship that year. Tremendous odds.
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The @brewersbot.bsky.social have their first 100 win season in franchise history!
100 Wins
Milwaukee Brewers
Pictured: Cutouts of William Contreras, Christian Yelich, Jake Bauers, Jacob Misiorowski placed within the 100. Various action shots of Brewers players are faded in the background.
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Decoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Talk about an overachiever!
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Decoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is pretty much what I say to my boss during our weekly touch base on Friday afternoons
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Decoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Have some goddamn respect
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
LEARN 2 PIRATE - dashare.zone ADMIN
LEARN TO PIRATE!!! NEVER PAY FOR COPORATE MOVIES OR T SHOWS - THEPIRATEBAY10.ORG - PRIVATE TRACKERS - OPEN-SLUM.ORG - OPENSUBTITLES.ORG - SCI-HUB.EE - FRIEND WITH PLEX - USENET STILL WORKS LOL - SOULSEEK STILL WORKS LMAO - TORRENTFREAK - DONT PAY HBO MAX AND HULU!!! DONT PAY DISNEY AND NETFLIX!!!! USE A VPN OR SEED BOX IF YOU WANT "OR DON'T WHO CARES, THEY DONT SEND LETTERS TO YA ANY MORE" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gas high
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“their”
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 27/05/2023
ROBIN: the batmobile won’t start BATMAN: check the battery ROBIN: what’s a tery
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Decoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
MCA: L/M Adrock, Mike D: S/J Not sure if I’m on the right track, but you’re the expert.
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Lake Michigan @lakemichigan13.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Humans of Wisconsin 🧀 Did you know @TomTiffanyWI got a 0 score for 2025 and a 1 out of 100 lifetime score from @LCVoters Check out his votes against public lands & the environment at www.lcv.org/moc/tom-tiff...
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Decoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Tough finish to a Wisconsin sports weekend. Oof.
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Decoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Referee Show
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Decoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Proud of MLF for going for it
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@TOS_Violator

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Decoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What channel is the roast on?
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 10/09/2026
Fetterman
wint @dril
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the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit
10:30 PM • Mar 9, 2015
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Andrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 09/09/2026
You know who actually did show up at Ground Zero? Canadian emergency rescue crews.
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Decoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tailgater! SMDH
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Decoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
SAME
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Decoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’m Russell, a real estate tax guy in SE Wisconsin. Single with two wonderful pups. I like Sierra Ferrell in her song “Rosemary” (she sings as a jilted lover) when she drops that hard “So!” before matter-of-factly explaining what she did with her man’s lover Rosemary.
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Decoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I always know when my Friday night has hit top relaxation mode because I find myself musing about things like whether people in 1600s Central Europe smoked weed and would they like ours or would it be like giving a Warheads candy to a Neanderthal (they would die instantly)
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Don’t like anything about this tbh
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
These people had protected status. They lived here legally. They worked, they paid taxes. They made lives. Raised families. Now we’ve dehumanized them. Ripped away that protection and told them to get out. This is a stain on the soul of this Nation.
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Jennifer Jordan @sociologyofplants.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Somewhere on this planet my book Beer Ghosts is being printed and bound as we speak, officially publishing on Oct. 20. If you are interested in beer, women, work, the 19th century, and hand-crafted research and writing, it might be of interest! press.uchicago.edu/ucp/books/bo...
press.uchicago.edu
Beer Ghosts
The little-known story of the young women who played a vital role in the rise of America’s great breweries.Water, malt, yeast, and hops: these are essential ingredients of beer. Hops, specifically, pl...
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Decoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Replying here as a public service to anyone needing to stock up: my hometown (West Bend) Goodwill has a massive Brian Kilmeade and Bill O’Reilly used book section.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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