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Columbo's male wife / lv. 27 / he,him

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Connor Rosine @connorrosine.com · 25/09/2026
@108minuscontext.bsky.social
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The Onion @theonion.com · 9h
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight theonion.com/hiding-in-plane-sight
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight
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daily ralsei @ralsei.bsky.social · 9h
ralsei but drawn like mellow from endacopia [ daily art streak: 576 || #deltarune ]
hatted ralsei drawn in the same way mellow from endacopia is drawn (big eyes, no mouth, no arms, floating hands, floating body). ralsei is also wearing pink sneakers.
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Sameer Ashar @sameer-ashar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is my nephew, please forward to your networks, esp any University of Maryland students.
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🜏 Elex 🜏 🔜 MFF @elex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah I can’t wait for your child to see scary godmother either
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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🌈miski🌦️ @miski.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Make a voting plan folks I'm begging you from the bottom of my heart. You can probably vote early soon where you live if you're already registered! Research your early voting sites. It's a lot more chill and easy to do on the way home compared to trying to vote the day of
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Dan Bongard @danbongard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I donated to exactly 1 Democratic political campaign and gave my contact information to exactly 1 political organization and now not a day goes by without me getting spam texts shaking me down for cash. I would think "well maybe these people just text everybody", but it is never from Republicans.
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Polling USA @usapolling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pennsylvania - Senate Preference for 2028: 🔵 Someone Else: 64% 🟠 Fetterman: 36% Bravo / Sept 22, 2026
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 31/10/2024
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hiero melão 🍈 @lesbiankakyoin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
@newvgadvisor.bsky.social
Screenshot from Zero Escape: Virtue’s Last Reward. Sigma says: “They speak Portuguese in Brazil.”
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Line @linesonwhite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something deep inside me told me I should draw Donkey Kong today.
A four panel comic titled "Hours, Bananas, Doors."
Donkey Kong awakens staring at himself in a mirror, then stares down at his hand as he notices a strange watch on his wrist.
Staring at his wrist, the watch turns out to be one of the numbered bracelets from 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors from the Zero Escape series. It's Junpei's bracelet. For some reason.
Peach then asks a confused Donkey Kong, "Donkey Kong? Have you ever heard of the Parallel Banana Theory?"
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Iris @ DISABILITY AWARENESS MONTH @irisposting.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I NEED PEOPLE TO PAY ATTENTION I WILL DIE WITHOUT THIS. paypal.me/cjmcwillams venmo: areanynamesopen I TAKE THESE FOR LUPUS SYMPTOM CONTROL, if you take them consistently for years like I have you -cannot- stop suddenly. You DIE.
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
* your mother, huh...? * too late. * i already "befriended" your mom last night.
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κrud @krud.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nathan Fielder from "You can see everything" and cinnamon toast crunch mascot(?)
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Izzybnart @izzybnart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#deltarune animation hooray 🌟
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ToastyGhostey @toastyghostey.newgrounds.com · 25/09/2026
Traveling together --- #art #drawing #portal #halflife
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
“I remember seeing him on TV and thinking, ‘No, that can’t be Kash,’ but sure enough, there he was, addressing the nation about a missing person case.” — Daisy, local golden retriever
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Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
WASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was...
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d-red @deadeyedbirdman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Silent Hill pachinko machine of the Ace Attorney series
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NoonDragoon @noondragoon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Real "Half-Life, 3 Screenshots" vibes here
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Conductor Alto @ Join the Stella Glow Discord @elcrest.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you're like me and on iOS, and got locked out of 18+ servers, but you're classified as an adult, go into the discord web app and recheck the age restricted servers on iOS. Even if it's already checked, uncheck it and check it again. That should solve your issue. This whole thing is dumb as hell.
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
* It Means Tity
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
* Freak freak freak family * Freak family (your family)
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🥊 I AM human! I'm brave, hairy, and YOUR DAD LOVES ME!
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My three friends, God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit, are just out of frame.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This picture of the Pope at his 40th birthday party is everything to me.x
The Pope at his crazy as fuck 40th birthday party wearing a tiny sea captain hat, holding a tiny ice cream surrounded by THREE sad looking balloons. He's wearing a blue jacket and jeans with a brown belt and he's got a navy polo shirt on.
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Katie Hodges-Kluck, PhD @klhkhistorian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
**Lights Out Alert Sunday & Monday Nights** Birdcast is estimating 300-400 million birds will be in flight.
From meteorologist Eric Snitil

**Lights Out Alert Sunday & Monday Nights**

"Heads up birders, I would not be surprised if the biggest bird migration night of the year happens over the next 2 nights. Birdcast is estimating 300-400 million birds will be in flight. That is a lot, but the pattern could not be better for migratory birds. A massive area of high pressure will turn the low level winds from the northeast to the southwest across most of the US. The last time we had anything similar to this in the fall was early October last year when a record 1.25 billion birds were in flight. I doubt we get to that level, but I suspect the number will top 500 million especially Monday night which looks to be the bigger of the two nights. You can help by turning off those outdoor lights on big migration nights, and the next 2 nights is about as big as it gets."
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NnickykunN (COMMS OPEN!) @nnickykunn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
🍊& 🍳 #deltarune
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Feld Four @feldfour.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
castleroomvia
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boo! @renzarathustra.bbhood.ca · 20/09/2026
ace attorney fandom mass suicide it seems
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Panda ☘️ feixiaoFUL @pandapyaar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
youtube livechat for the capcom stream

A: If the miracle doesn't happened in this stream, I don't know when it will.
A: I don't care if they haven't prepared the English translation yet, Ace Attorney 7 NEEDS to happen.
B: ACE ATTORNEY 7 TOMORROW
C: aa7 when
D: You're all delusional
E: the great ace attorney investigations for sure
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Dave Pumpkin 🎃 @davebrockman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
DO NOT THINK ABOUT THE EVENT
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Advbe @advbe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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WildPartyInviteDecliner @ratelimitexceeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What is he talking about, vibes are great.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
Coward Leaves Casino With $200 Left In Wallet theonion.com/coward-leaves-casino-w…
Coward Leaves Casino With $200 Left In Wallet
Gutless Man Afraid To Lose It All
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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やまおり @hakkentai-pkdn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
商品の仕入れ
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GB @gorryb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
follow me Home to Where the lonely ones roam #Deltarune
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Phoenix @ultimaphoenix.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Adwinn @adwinnstuff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Staring
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My daughter’s latest masterpiece
A painting of a round cat with small ears in a McDonald’s fry bag
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026
Area Man Unsure If He’s Male-Bonding Or Being Bullied theonion.com/area-man-unsure-if-he-…
Area Man Unsure If He’s Male-Bonding Or Being Bullied
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
screenshot of half life showing edit having wawa with the top text saying: "yall laughin @ climate change this gonna be Pennsylvania"
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Ace Attorney @aceattorney.capcomusa.com · 13/09/2026
You've searched the Court Record and found the Ace Attorney Series Complete Pack is back on Steam! Get 10 amazing Ace Attorney titles at a criminally low discount of up to 53% off, but only for a limited time! 📁 bit.ly/AAPackSteam
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
* "Alvin * Your old man was proud of you. * The reason he didnt come to church alot * is beacause he wanted you to follow your dream. * Hes sorry he never said that right. * So write your own story's. * Its okay if even if there not perfect. * Sinserely a friend"
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lxigh @dotorion.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
99% of ruminators quit right before they would have had a life-changing epiphany
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d-red @deadeyedbirdman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
god i wish that was me
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