daztraction @daztraction.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Short notice, but I've threw my front row tickets for Daniel Kitson at Northern Stage tonight onto @twickets.bsky.social if anybody wants them. Best if I don't transmit the bug I caught. @fyeahdanielkitson.bsky.social 100
daztraction @daztraction.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Some of the Johnny Knoxville bits were awful, like “finding” shit in a meal at a restaurant. Mind, the Jackass lads can bully golf boys with air horns all they want, that was hilarious. 001
daztraction @daztraction.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Got a new contender: dreadlocked American white supremacist reggae 100
Reposted by daztractionStagger Lee @staggerlee68.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Adios William Orbit www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gYs...youtube.comJustify My Love (Orbit 12" Mix)YouTube video by Madonna - Topic 021
daztraction @daztraction.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Because they’re injured - says right there in the headline. 020
daztraction @daztraction.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Holla at @seanmorl.com, Andy Burnham’s new senior advisor, for making ending rough sleeping the first thing to do when he’s prime minister. (Audio from the excellent and much-missed Mandatory Redistribution Party podcast with @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social.) 150
Reposted by daztractionSarah @cqedinburgh.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Idea: Charge people £5 a head for a square go with Steve Bray, we'd clear the national debt in under a week 061
daztraction @daztraction.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Steve Bray there, always reading the room, shout-singing Ode to Joy while Andy Burnham is expressing how he wants to eradicate rough sleeping. 020
daztraction @daztraction.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Never heard a bad word said about him besides the weird platforming of Helen Lewis on his podcast. 000
Reposted by daztractionPeter Walker @peterwalker99.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Also getting a peerage, for the Tories, is businessman David Ross. He has donated just under £1.5m to the party in a whole series of donations since 2001, so patience does finally pay off. 2112
Reposted by daztractiondaztraction @daztraction.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Semi-annual reminder that anyone who accepts an honour from the British Empire is a toadying cunt. No exceptions. 083
daztraction @daztraction.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I'm feeling civic pride that the milkshake that still lives rent-free in frogcunt's mind was accidently spilt in Newcastle. 000
Reposted by daztractionMarie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 07/07/2026"waaaaaaaaah, oh wah wah waahhhhhhh" - Nigel Farage, 62 341661261
Reposted by daztractionRobert Hutton @roberthutton.co.uk · 07/07/2026Calling a by-election over the sovereign right of every MP to take secret gifts from a convicted criminal. What a time to be alive. 8739581164
Reposted by daztractionEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 07/07/2026"i didn't even bother filing an insurance claim" is, i'm sure, entirely consistent with his attitude towards other people, eg. women, who don't report crimes at the time that they happen 1344
Reposted by daztractionD.Moore @d-moore.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Can we all just remember when Farage starts whining ‘everyone is out to get me’ that Jo Cox was murdered immediately after he unveiled his breaking point poster & he has caused more division, more hurt & more national harm than any other politician in the last few decades. 321970
daztraction @daztraction.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Landlord cunts ruining the Ouseburn, this time they want green land and warehouse venues turned into their shit flats, for profit. Here’s a petition to help thwart it: c.org/NZbBBPwGPDchange.orgSign the PetitionOverpriced flats pose threat to Ouseburn wildlife & future of Byker’s creative community 000
Reposted by daztractionTim Clare @timclare.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Look, I know it's easy to have a pop at Starmer, but that was an incredibly honourable resignation he was forced into kicking & screaming, & his words that everyone who disagreed with him was morally bankrupt & his appeasement of fascists & transphobes was for the good of the country was v. moving 636599
Reposted by daztractionGourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 22/06/2026if starmer is going to be remembered at all, and it's a big if, it should be for being a deeply authoritarian and nasty streak of piss who enthusiastically supported genocide overseas and worked tirelessly to make the lives of trans people worse all to appease a handful of brain rotted fascistsbbc.co.ukKeir Starmer announces his resignation as prime minister and leader of Labour PartySpeaking in Downing Street, the PM says he informed the King of his decision this morning. He will remain in place until Labour chooses a new leader. 181158356
Reposted by daztractionRobin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Sad day with Starmer’s retirement - who will protect us from 97 year old peace protestors now ? 11568130
Reposted by daztractionLee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 22/06/2026Starmer saying the next PM will inherit a country that is 'fairer' than the one he inherited 2 years ago. In the one Starmer inherited, trans people could use public toilets. 6140881220
Reposted by daztractionM a r c u s 🏳️🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 22/06/2026What are your highlights? I will never forget racist riots taking place where they were trying to burn people alive and he took about 8 business days to call them racist and sent Yvette Cooper out to talk about how much she loves England flags and has them in bunting form 30703247
Reposted by daztractionJim Waterson @jim.londoncentric.media · 22/06/2026how can my AirPods filter out ambient noise but tv still can’t get Steve Bray out of the audio mix 512010
Reposted by daztractionMark Bradley @markbradley.bsky.social · 22/06/2026My feelings about Steve Bray are the closest glimpse I can get as to why the leavers voted like they did. 131
Reposted by daztractionCat Neilan @catneilan.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Steve Bray just not reading the room, as ever 15769
Reposted by daztractionJack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026the age group in the UK whose minds are the most fried and poisoned by social media are 50+, not 16 year olds. 0101
daztraction @daztraction.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Hi, this is terrible dirtsheet clickbait stuff, just don’t post anything unless you have something credible sourced. It’s a stain on Dave’s work. 010
daztraction @daztraction.bsky.social · 10/06/2026In no possible way is Punk a bigger arsehole than a sex trafficker. 100
daztraction @daztraction.bsky.social · 16/05/2026@secondmentions.bsky.social “meaty treat” www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukNew Melton Mowbray bypass named Pork Pie Way after public voteAnimal rights charity Peta says the name for the new road was 032
Reposted by daztractionAsh @queerash.bsky.social · 13/05/2026not now kitten, Daddy has to lock in and come up with a joke about Wes Streeting that will get 5 likes on a third-tier social media app 739057
daztraction @daztraction.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Nearly pressed Like but don’t want to give the wrong impression 020
Reposted by daztractionAsh @queerash.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Labour MPs calling for an orderly transition but unfortunately their government needs to be at least 18 years old with four doctors to sign off first 111640582
daztraction @daztraction.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Wonder if anyone’s ever posted a similar map of Devon and Cornwall and remarked on what’s happening “in the south of England”? 000
Reposted by daztractionIt’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Every photo of this man makes him look like that photo of Cilla Black when she stole that guy’s table in a restaurant and refused to move 0177
daztraction @daztraction.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Hell yeah. Well, maybe not by the end of the week if the chat goes the way I fear 000
daztraction @daztraction.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Well, that’s the up-until-now polite local community WhatsApp group fucked. 130
daztraction @daztraction.bsky.social · 03/05/2026@stuartlawscomedy.bsky.social Absolutely loved that show, we all had faith that you could do it Stuart! 010
Reposted by daztractionNecro Supernaut XIII @necrobutcher187.bsky.social · 23/04/2026ACAB includes nick cave 042
Reposted by daztractionGina @brokenbiros.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Actually maybe we shouldn’t? 1037567
daztraction @daztraction.bsky.social · 27/02/2026First record I ever bought, Volume Records, Sunderland, 25/03/1989 (I think) 010
daztraction @daztraction.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Have you ever seen Seven Samurai, on which this film is based? I’m asking, not because I’m interested in your opinion, but because I want everybody to know that I know a fact. 110
