Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just finished watching Noah (2014), Exodus (2014), and The Passion of the Christ (2004) back to back to back in correct chronological order. God is real and I am ready to see him kill Iron Man in Avengers: Doomsday (2026) 031
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Militarise the border around Piddington. We have to take back control. 030
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026the two types of AI “whistleblower”: 1) quit because of made up sci fi stuff about it killing us, their boss agrees with them 2) quit because AI is actually, right now, being used to cut jobs, accelerate climate breakdown and murder Palestinians one of these is not a whistleblower 052
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026hearing online that unlike in the old Wolverine game, you can't leap onto a helicopter, pull the pilot out and use the helicopter blades to remove his entire head. also you have to pay for it. 010
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The climate hell we're descending into is going to firmly put Shell and BP etc. into Mao numbers. 010
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026adobe stuff is malware. exports supposedly openable in other software have a higher chance of crashing your machine than opening. 021
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 16/08/2026There’s loads of interesting analytical models about why the media serve power: the Propaganda Model, Cultural Hegemony, Primary Definers. But what if the best explanation is that they’re just irredeemable, evil shits? 0112
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026burnham messing about with the emergency alerts just killed my uncle. he got a fright and fell into a quarry. 030
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026wow just found out there’s risk of wildfires, who knew. very useful and timely. please share! 050
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026DfE recruiting a pool of three precogs for each school. “Pre-scrounger identified. Isabella. Mr. Taylor’s Year 5 class. Must stop enjoying poetry and start learning how to prompt AI” 0103
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026[uses huge brain] “the rise in sexism is driven by the growth of women staff *and* explicitly sexist rhetoric, victims *and* perpetrators are to blame” [lasers burst from eyes, ears and rectum] 041
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026When trying to explain to a Mega Brain UK Journo when something is a joke, you can just say “like Rod Liddle” and they will immediately calm down and say “oh amazing, I see now, so witty” 050
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Chris Nolan told me that while it seems like The Odyssey is about the moral code of hospitality, it’s actually about how draft dodging is bad. Don’t draft dodge!! 010
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Me, an anti-radicalisation genius: “You see, there is no difference between a bit of red paint and bombing people.” 060
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 22/07/2026By the end of the year my AI will have produced an historically accurate Shrek 5. 030
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026A thing the govt should actually ban (therefore they won’t) 050
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 20/07/2026GenAI is like Skynet but instead of nuking us it just turns everything, even small joys and marvels, into shit. 010
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Look, a big problem for Burnham is that he had to create his cabinet from Labour MPs, and they are universally wet, fashy wronguns (he is also a Labour MP). 041
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026introducing: the Minister for Bubbles & Slop. 030
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026“neoliberalism” is better referred to as “market fundamentalism” 010
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Skinner meme but instead of the children being wrong, its Amnesty International 081
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 16/07/2026You say wealth taxes won’t work because people will leave. I say: Bush-Blair style extradition and black sites for tax exiles. 052
Reposted by Jack Lewis EvansPhil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 16/07/2026As with this, and Rowling, it is going to be interesting to see which sensible commentators are ever going to mention that all of this is only possible because it's laundered through the mainstream broadsheets and treated as credible rather than mendacious horseshit. 217260
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Not only is there a magic money tree, there are two: renewables and migration. I think immigrants, all people, have value beyond our contributions to GDP, but blocking Miliband in favour of Mahmood as Chancellor, and framing it as the choice for “the economy” is maxed out silly sausage. 030
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Why isn’t anyone speaking ill of Sam Neill? Could it be that he seems to have been sound af? Is this what the vile trolls demand!?! 050
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Microsoft always finding new riffs on “videogame book burning” 170
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026It’s dead funny (depressing) that of the few things the UK does well, unis are right up there, yet our political class just relentlessly trash them. 040
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 01/07/2026The UK is on a war footing! We must boost military spending. As such, we will reintroduce the top rate of tax from WW2: 99.25%. Any attempt to avoid this tax will be regarded as sabotage and treason, punishable by death. 040
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 29/06/202680% of Gestapo arrests were initiated by civilian denunciations. 0142
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Starmer’s whole thing was just saying Reform voters (and policies) are right and appeasing (or implementing) them what are we talking about here lads. Thick or lying? (bit of both) 020
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I'll say this for the heat: you can dry clothes fast. Huge evaporation buff. 010
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026The end of RE2 is a broken promise. “The downfall of Umbrella was mostly court cases, not good for gameplay” ok but Capcom made Ace Attorney. 074
Reposted by Jack Lewis EvansEmma Monk @monkemma.bsky.social · 24/06/202635°C is normal, we used to just call that summer! Here's how many summers topped 32°C 70s 4 80s 2 90s 8 2000s 6 2010s all of them 2020s all of them And here's how many summers topped 35°C 70s 1 80s 0 90s 2 2000s 2 2010s 3 2020s 4 (out of 6 so far) 71233430
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026the oppressive warmth, stacked on the ambient fascism, is really adding to the We Live In Hell vibe. 070
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 19/06/2026excited to learn how fast can Burnham do the “everybody, even the centrists, realise he’s the same reheated dross” speedrun. 1102
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026the age group in the UK whose minds are the most fried and poisoned by social media are 50+, not 16 year olds. 0101
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I have obtained a strawberry which has a little arse 110
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Look at these legends. The original Core Design team that made Tomb Raider (Gavin Rummery, Jason Gosling, Toby Gard, Heather Gibson, Neal Boyd and Paul Douglas). Heather Gibson created textures by adapting scans from books which is way cooler than this dross. 2123
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 11/06/2026whig history gets funnier by the year. history is “progress” is it lads? for whomst? 022
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 11/06/2026pogroms is it? starting to worry immigration might be an illegitimate concern and we’re accidentally Weimaring to close to the sun 030
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Gutted about Anthony Stewart Head. Giles was one of TV’s best mentors. The power of knowledge and how to support someone become the best version of themselves. Probs part of why I work in education. 140
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Massive protest yesterday against Wigan Reform Council. 0150
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 04/06/2026What are the odds this guy describing a collectivist ideology as “me-first” went to a fee paying school? 0121
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 02/06/2026taking ambient psychic chip damage from being in "England" 140
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Might something be going on in the UK that’s tanking young people’s mental health? Is this worth looking into? Nah, they’re all lying and, even if they’re not, a few shifts at the Amazon warehouse is the cure. 040
